Wulin No.1 Middle School: Chapter 2

There are two canteens in Wulin No. 1 Middle School, the small canteen and the big canteen.

The former has a variety of meals, including various stir-fries, desserts and snacks, but the portions are not large, so you have to grab them. In order to ensure the diet of senior three students, the school deliberately staggered the peak dining period, and get out of class ended five minutes earlier. So if two juniors can **** the meals in the small cafeteria, they will be the chosen ones.

Song Zhaolan came a step late today, so he had to go to the big cafeteria.

In the big canteen, it’s just one meat and one vegetable, plus a seaweed egg drop soup, even the seaweed egg drop is gone, and there is only a little clear soup left.

There were almost no people in line. Song Zhaolan took everyone to Dafan, and a group of people stood at the window, like hungry wolves hunting for food, staring at Dafan's hand at the same time.

Song Zhaolan comforted her aunt: "We don't have any malicious intentions, we just hope you don't shake your hands."

Auntie habitually shakes the sliced ​​meat from the rice spoon back into the basin, and seeing such a handsome guy again, no one will eat it anyway, so she just beats half a spoonful more!

Subordinates: The lord is on the move, one is worth two! Follow the lord to have meat to eat!

"Brother Song, there is still a seat there!" One person pointed to the most central place, where a TV was hung on a beam to broadcast news.

Several people hurried to occupy their seats, and the middle seat was naturally reserved for Song Zhaolan.

As soon as he sat down, he suddenly turned his head to look at the girl diagonally behind him: "Girl, why do you keep looking at me?"

The girl's face turned red, why else, it's only natural to peek at the handsome guy!

In the eyes of her companions snickering and watching the show, the girl simply broke the can and said, "Because you are handsome!"

This sound can be described as a shocking sound, and the cafeteria suddenly fell silent, and all of them looked over.

Song Zhaolan: "So...then you can continue watching."

The girl's eyes lit up, and she looked at her companion in surprise: He asked me to continue watching, did I have a chance? !

Companion: Be careful!

The two quietly went to eavesdrop on what the group said, and one asked: "Brother Song, why aren't you angry?"

Song Zhaolan: "It's okay, she has no strength to restrain a chicken. If she really wants to do something, I can kill eighty of them with one punch."

"Indeed indeed."

Girl: ...Who are you going to kill? !

Within two minutes of eating, Xue Canming noticed the movement in the small cafeteria opposite.

The two cafeterias are just one road away, and from here you can see the situation of the opposite door. He poked Song Zhaolan's arm: "Look, those people are doing evil again."

In the small cafeteria, several people were in a hurry, looking around, a demon disciple walked up to a four-eyed scholar, stepped on the chair next to him, and asked viciously, "Whose dishes are these?"

He glanced at the table next to him with four eyes: "My classmate's, he went to the toilet and will be back soon."

"Have you touched these dishes?"

"not yet."

"Bring it to you!" After finishing speaking, regardless of other people's expressions, he took the dish away and presented it to Yu Tingfeng respectfully.

There are several dishes on the iron plate, such as stir-fried beef, roast chicken with potatoes, and a cup of poplar nectar.

Yu Tingfeng glanced at it and reluctantly took it, but when he raised his eyes, he saw Song Zhaolan who was frowning. He was in a good mood immediately, and went straight to the big cafeteria, throwing the big iron pan in front of him.

With such a big commotion, not to mention that the food will be spilled, Yangzhi Ganlu may be poured down.

But in fact, no water leaked, and the food stayed in the bowl honestly.

Yu Tingfeng sat down in front of Song Zhaolan, and began to eat heartily, clinking, as if he was showing off his food.

Naturally, several attendants also sat down.

The people on both sides began to duel with their eyes, and it was so weird when you came and went.

"Oh, **** ghost, why are you looking at me like that?" A woman from the Devil's Cult scolded the bald man sitting in front of her, and then winked.

Bright Light: "..."

Amitabha, goodness is goodness.

Other students saw this scene: "..."

Is there still Wang Fa? ah? No one cares about flirting openly?

"Sorceress, witch..." Xue Canming clicked his tongue, he couldn't see, turned his head to look at Song Zhaolan, but saw that he seemed to be fine, eating quietly, facing the big devil calmly and calmly, this is the real chivalrous man!

He leaned over and asked quietly, "Leader, when shall we do it?"

Song Zhaolan was puzzled: "I'm already eating, haven't I?"

People put food first, and they have to eat as much as they can.

Seeing his calm and happy appearance, Yu Tingfeng was not happy.

He frowned tightly, looked at the other party's clear soup, stretched out his chopsticks, and caught Song Zhaolan's chopsticks.

The two stared at each other in silence.

The subordinates of both sides stopped their chopsticks suddenly, stared at each other's people keenly, and waited for an order to fight them to the death.

However, the order was delayed.

After a while, Yu Tingfeng said: "Is your food delicious?"

"good to eat."

"I do not believe."

"what ever."

"Speak well, don't be shameless."

"Oh."

"...Damn boy!"

"Um."

"Tomorrow I will tear you apart!"

"what."

"..."

Everyone: ...?

What's the noise? Hurry up!

Yu Tingfeng held back his breath, and a storm gradually brewed in his eyes. He slapped the table with his palm, making everyone around him jump.

Demon Cultist: We are ready! !

Yu Tingfeng's eyes slanted: "How long do you want to watch? Believe it or not, I will cut you?"

The girl who was warned by him flinched: Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo thiss a lot Sometimes I was threatened to kill 80 people with one punch, and sometimes I was threatened to cut her. Mom, save me!

At this time, Song Zhaolan had already finished eating, and walked away without stopping at all.

The subordinate immediately moved to Yu Tingfeng's side and asked, "Just let him go like this?"

"I have my own arrangements." Yu Tingfeng looked at his back, sneered, and was about to let out a series of "Jie Jie Jie" horrible laughter, when someone suddenly slapped his head.

"It's this brat who stole his job!" The cafeteria aunt pointed at him and complained.

Yu Tingfeng gritted his teeth viciously, turned around angrily, and saw the homeroom teacher standing next to the aunt smiling, and the four-eyed scholar followed beside him in aggrieved manner.

Yu Tingfeng: "..."

Class teacher: "You guys come with me."

Yu Tingfeng: "..."

In the office, the head teacher asked: "Why do you want to grab other people's jobs?"

Yu Tingfeng did not answer, and his subordinates naturally remained silent.

"I'm asking you something, Yu Tingfeng, you don't want your parents to know about this?"

Yu Tingfeng's expression changed several times, and he glanced at him angrily, and finally, the right protector who knew the inside story helped to answer: "Because we have no money."

All the people lowered their heads one after another, it's really hard for a penny to beat the beauties and the strong men!

Arriving in such a completely unfamiliar place, before they had time to adapt, they found that their internal strength was gone, and they were completely degraded to the point of being slaughtered by others. This is not good, if the righteous people find out, they will catch them all, so they are still pretending to maintain the illusion of "I am the strongest in the world". Not to mention that without internal strength, there is no money...

As the old saying goes, if you don’t have money, it’s hard to walk an inch, what comes is come, what goes is go.

On the way back to self-study, a group of people were aggrieved. The short boy had a loud voice and said, "Why don't we blow up this **** place!"

After the words fell, the students around couldn't help paying attention to them.

"What are you looking at, let's look at you guys... huh huh!" Before the short man could finish speaking, his companion covered his mouth and motioned him to shut up. He raised his chin forward, and he saw Glancing at the person in front, scratching his head, "Master, you seem to be leading the wrong way."

Yu Tingfeng, who had been silent all this time, paused, turned and walked in another direction: "I was just thinking about something."

"As expected of the leader, you are so focused on thinking!" the short man boasted.

 …

It's time for evening self-study, and other students are already sitting in the classroom, but there are always people whispering, and the discipline is very poor.

Xue Canming was studying the English textbooks on the table over and over again, but couldn't understand what the bird language was, then he pricked up his ears and eavesdropped on the conversation between the same table and the row of girls behind—

"The more I look at our monitor, the more handsome we are, the hero of the novel is reflected in reality, sisters."

"It just looks a bit fierce, and it scares away many girls who come to peek! It's even cooler!"

"I think that Yu Tingfeng from class F is also quite exciting."

"Bring it down, I think the small team led by these two people has not passed the second stage of the middle school, what kind of leader is the leader all day long, I laughed so hard."

"Indeed, handsome is handsome, but his brain is not very good."

Xue Canming was sullen: "Who are you saying is not good at brains! Our leader is very talented!"

A loud shout successfully silenced the class, everyone looked at him, and immediately burst into laughter.

"Song Zhaolan, why are you so talented?" A classmate laughed so hard that his stomach ached, and looked back at Song Zhaolan who was eating sesame seed cakes and said, "Let's see talent!"

"Laughing to death, how did you get in?"

"Help, you guys are so serious and funny!"

Xue Canming:? ?

"Squad leader, can you take care of the discipline?" The classmate who was immersed in the book seriously reminded Song Zhaolan unbearably disturbed.

"Then don't talk anymore." Song Zhaolan finished eating the biscuits, and after everyone calmed down, he poked the female classmate in front of him, "Squad leader, what exactly do we need to do?"

The female classmate glanced at him in surprise, and said in a low voice, "It's to assist the teacher in managing the affairs of the class. Haven't you ever done it?"

"No."

"Then why did that group of people choose you as the leader of all the classes?" He also acted as if the teacher would do something if he disagreed, which was frightening to death.

"Because they can't beat me, but they still respect me." Song Zhaolan said sincerely.

"?" The girl looked at his slender arms and slender face, and her voice was like a mosquito, "You don't look like you are very good at hitting."

"Brother Song, you're amazing!" It was the girl's deskmate who spoke.

The girl turned her head and glanced at the top of the tablemate's head, her eyes fell on his round and smooth forehead, which was almost brighter than the light: "Why do you want to shave your head?"

Master Mingdeng, ah no, now he has a full name, student Zhao Mingdeng replied: "This is the family rule, forgive me."

Female classmate: "What kind of family are you? Are there still such rules?"

Zhao Mingdeng: "Buddhism."

Female classmate: "..." There are so many students in your city.

Song Zhaolan lowered his head and continued to flip through the books on the table, not noticing that someone was passing by outside the corridor.

A figure hurried past, ran downstairs to Class F, and came to Yu Tingfeng to report: "That kid Song Zhaolan is reading a book very seriously."

The Right Protector sitting around Yu Tingfeng interrupted and asked, "Could it be that he found some secret book?"

Hearing this, Yu Tingfeng nodded thoughtfully.

Song Zhaolan, who had never been in the rivers and lakes before the big siege, was an unknown pawn, but suddenly became famous when the leader of the martial arts alliance was changed. The chairman of the airborne alliance must have some ulterior secret! Don't take it lightly!

"What cheat book is he reading?" Yu Tingfeng asked.

"This...subordinates didn't see clearly."

Yu Tingfeng looked at him coolly.

His hands were dripping with cold sweat: "I didn't dare to get too close, for fear of being discovered."

Yu Tingfeng: "Go to investigate again, if you can't find out, you don't have to go back."

"Yes."

Three minutes later, his subordinates ran back with confidence and reported: "To the Hierarch, he thinks it is a book called Human... A Brief History of Human Beings."

"What?" Yu Tingfeng was very puzzled and shocked, "Humans still need to learn to pick up shit? He is actually learning this?!"

The author has something to say:

Yu Tingfeng: Then I will too (bushi)

The author also said: "A Brief History of Mankind" is a peerless book, here is purely teasing, there is no intention of profane it! (Humble desire to survive