Tomboy: Chapter 107 Extra 9: Xiao Lu Yao
Lu Yao kidnapped her to the hotel.
Li Mingzhu was suspicious, and after walking a few hundred meters, she refused to go forward half a step.
Lu Yao had no choice, so he packed all the meals from the hotel.
Lu Yao likes to shake the lunch box when he walks.
In order to show his sincerity, he took a bite of each dish with chopsticks and stuffed it into his mouth before serving it to Li Mingzhu.
Chew it and eat it, to prove: This dish is not poisonous, I will not poison you.
Lu Yao has done this, and Li Mingzhu has no reason to doubt him.
Some of the concerns she had in her heart were dispelled in front of the food.
In the end, she is only ten years old.
Seeing her eating in small sips, Lu Yao's heart softened a little.
At this time, Lu Yao understood something subconsciously: he was dreaming.
The things in the dream are not logical, usually where the dream is.
Lu Yao hadn't seen enough of Mrs. Lu when she was a child, and the scene in her dream changed to when she was sixteen.
Li Mingzhu's sixteen-year-old age was speculated by Lu Yao.
Because he didn't see Li Mingzhu first, but himself first.
Fifteen-year-old Xiao Lu Yao, only a little below his shoulders, stubbornly wearing his ripped jeans, pulled up his bottom four or five times, exposing his ankles .
Xiao Luyao's aesthetic taste was very fashionable back then, but now Lu Yao sees it... like an old hat.
Lu Yao couldn't bear to look directly, and looked at his fifteen-year-old self - really as Mrs. Lu described: the jingles hanging all over the body, like a Christmas tree.
Xiao Luyao is going home with his friends, his brother on the left, his on the right... I don't know how many girlfriends he had back then.
At the age of fourteen or fifteen, Lu Yao was extremely rebellious.
In those days, children's rebellious manifestations were nothing more than these three:
One: Confronting parents
Two: confront the teacher
Third: In order to fight against parents and teachers better, you should also make a girlfriend to be a good helper to help yourself increase buffs to achieve the effect of maddening parents and teachers.
Little Lu Yao knew that she had run away from home at the age of fifteen, and completed the first step of rebellion: confronting her parents.
And then in the school, relying on a handsome face, he looked for a few female classmates who looked like Tang Xuejian to be good helpers.
At the time of the big explosion of a certain TV series, the little pepper heroine in it was very popular.
But as we all know, this heroine with a choking chili character is obviously not suitable for being a good wife.
Therefore, the female classmates that Xiao Lu Yao found based on his aesthetics of women in the past were all choking and chili-like, and they were not suitable for being a good helper.
Fortunately, Xiao Lu Yao's main purpose is to anger teachers and parents, not to fall in love.
—At the same time completed the third step: make a girlfriend to be a good helper, help yourself to increase the buff to achieve the effect of maddening parents and teachers
In his worldview, sending a female classmate home is a relationship.
Currently, Xiao Lu Yao only has not completed the middle step: facing the teacher.
The classmate next to Xiao Luyao said, "Boss, I heard that your grandma found a teacher for you to make up your lessons?"
Little Lu Yao looks like a big brother, and doesn't say a word of cool.
Little Chili's girlfriend pouted, "Don't make up the class, they want to go to the movies!"
Xiao Lu Yao thought: I don't watch movies.
Chili Pepper's girlfriend said: "I want to see Transformers! It's so beautiful!"
Xiao Luyao was even more upset. He was an extremely sentimental middle schooler. Not only was he a middle schooler, he was also chasing stars. See Transformers.
Xiao Luyao is a literary and artistic secondary ailment who will go to the cinema to watch painful youth literature films, and can also make himself cry in the cinema.
He obviously doesn't want to accompany his girlfriend to see Transformers.
Of course, he doesn't even want to go home and face that **** governess from nowhere!
Grandma Wang called him in the morning. Xiao Lu Yao secretly took her mobile phone to school. Grandma Wang closed one eye and secretly called Xiao Lu Yao.
She informed Xiao Lu Yao and told him that grandma found a tutor for you.
Grandma Wang was well aware of Xiao Lu Yao's temper, and hung up after speaking, not giving Xiao Lu Yao a chance to refute.
When school was over, Xiao Lu Yao knew in his heart: This tutor must be waiting at home to give him make-up lessons.
So, Xiao Lu Yao found his good helper and some of his good friends, and decided to give this tutor a show.
It's a pity that people's calculations are not as good as heaven's, Xiao Lu Yao hadn't walked home yet, and he met Lu Yao on the way.
There is still a gap between Lu Yao and him when he was fifteen years old, but after all, he is a person, it is impossible to grow up to twenty-six years old, and a person will grow out of shape.
Besides, Lu Yao didn't grow out of shape.
Not only is it not deformed, but the longer it is, the more handsome it is.
He just stood on the side of the road, which attracted the secret observation of many beautiful girls around him.
Lu Yao crossed his chest with his arms and stopped in front of his fifteen-year-old self.
Xiao Luyao's way was blocked, looking up, it was a young man.
He was stunned at first—there was no other reason, after all, anyone who saw an adult who looked so similar to himself would be stunned for a moment.
Not only Xiao Lu Yao was stunned, but Xiao Lu Yao's friends were also stunned.
Although Xiao Lu Yao was a little frightened, he was very face-saving at this time, even if he was frightened, he would not show it.
Instead, she stood up straight and asked, "Who are you?"
The tone is exactly the same as Lu Yao.
As expected of him.
Lu Yao coughed, very much like a boss.
"You don't have to care who I am, you just need to listen to me."
Xiao Lu Yao thought: Where is the idiot?
He snorted, "Are you mentally ill?"
Lu Yao obviously didn't realize that he was scolding himself.
Little Lu Yao said: Get out of the way.
Lu Yao said: "It's okay if you want me to step aside. You first break up with this... child."
The child in Lu Yao's mouth is the choking pepper beside Xiao Lu Yao.
Little Pepper's appearance is very impressive, if it is not impressive, Lu Yao will not ask her to be her helper.
Due to the age, Lu Yao couldn't remember which buff he was looking for, but his intuition was accurate - after all, he still knew his own taste very well.
Lu Yao said, "The front and back are the same, but the temper is so bad, are you blind?"
Little Pepper was stunned by this handsome uncle.
Although Xiao Luyao has no feelings for Xiao Chili, he uses others as a buff to **** off his parents. This is what he owes Xiao Chili. Xiao Lu Yao is a loyal person.
If someone helped him, he would repay him.
Xiao Lu Yao said, "Are you courting death?"
Lu Yao laughed: "I am dead, and you are dead too."
Little Lu Yao, who was suffering from the second illness, obviously felt something unusual.
The moment Lu Yao said this, Xiao Lu Yao even felt that the wind in the West Lake was different from usual.
Sure enough, Lu Yao's next sentence is a famous saying that seems to be philosophical, but it doesn't make sense.
"I am you and you are me."
Xiao Luyao's friends thought: Is there something wrong with this uncle?
Normal people think this way, but when Xiao Lu Yao heard this, he couldn't help himself.
In addition to his secondary illness, a very important reason is that the first time he saw Lu Yao, there was a familiar feeling.
This feeling is too strong, so when Lu Yao said such unrealistic content, he chose to believe it for the first time.
Little Chili’s girlfriend pouted and said coquettishly, “Let’s ignore him and play games with me, okay?”
Xiao Luyao ordered: You go home by yourself today.
Lu Yao looked at Little Pepper proudly.
One kick, run away!
Crying while running: "Lu Yao, you bastard! Break up!"
Lu Yao clicked.
He thought: How can a girl have so many tears, it's better for Little Pearl, she never cry.
Obviously, the twenty-six-year-old Lu Yao no longer has the innocence to dare to confront Li Mingzhu.
Every time you fight with your wife, you will get a bleak life.
Why should he!
Xiao Luyao opened up his girlfriend—to be precise, he is now an ex-girlfriend—and let his good friend go home.
He looked at Lu Yao and asked, "Is everything you said true?"
Lu Yao said: "It is absolutely true."
In order to prove that what he said was right, he also told Xiao Lu Yao all the relative ** things from childhood to adulthood.
Speaking of something too ****** made Xiao Lu Yao speechless.
Because these things are true - no one else can know but himself.
Xiao Luyao's eyes widened, his mouth opened slightly, and his face was red with excitement: "Are you really the future me?!"
…The secondary disease is really harmful.
Lu Yao nodded: "Really."
Xiao Lu Yao thought: Then am I the chosen boy?
Lu Yao said: "If I lied to you, I lied to myself. Can a person lie to himself?"
This logic - it just doesn't make sense.
But Lu Yao believed.
If Lu Yao believes, it means that Xiao Lu Yao will believe too.
The IQs of the two are equally low.
Xiao Lu Yao said, "What am I doing in the future?"
Lu Yao said: "A lot."
Xiao Lu Yao asked: "You never came here, are you trying to explain something to me?"
Xiao Luyao has watched a lot of sci-fi movies recently, staring at Lu Yao with bright eyes, waiting for Lu Yao to give him an important task of saving the world.
Lu Yao heard Xiao Lu Yao talking about this, and immediately patted his thigh.
"If you don't tell me, I forgot, I do have something very important to tell you!"
Xiao Lu Yao nodded sharply: "Tell me, save the world or save the earth, I-"
Lu Yao held his shoulder cautiously: "When you go home and see your tutor, you must catch her."
Xiao Lu Yao's words came to an abrupt end.
After a few moments of the cassette, he said, "…Huh?"
Lu Yao said: "Ah what? She is your future wife!"
Xiao Lu Yao was like being struck by a thunderbolt, he trembled and said: "But Grandma Wang said..."
"It's a male teacher."