Tomboy: Chapter 1 wedge
Li Mingzhu's mother's little three, doing something unclear.
She was pregnant with Li Mingzhu, was approached by the main room and slapped twice, only then did she know that she was a mistress.
A good article written by Li Mingzhu's father, he speaks in a good manner, and was the No. 1 player on the debate team in college.
Li Mingzhu's mother was so deceived.
Two slaps, beaten, and kicked out of the house.
Li Mingzhu's mother hasn't reacted yet: How come she is in a serious relationship, and when it comes to getting married, she becomes a mistress.
And these two slaps, in addition to making Li Mingzhu's mother's face swollen for several days, also ruined Li Mingzhu's childhood.
How could her mother know: she is such a poor person.
The woman who came out of the countryside has a beautiful face. She is a beauty with a straw bag.
This short-sighted woman was originally waiting for Li Mingzhu to give birth.
It's a pity that Li Mingzhu is not up to par, she lost a piece of meat and is a girl.
Li Mingzhu's mother is so crazy.
Before I went crazy, I worked as a prostitute for a while, and completely gave up on myself.
Li Mingzhu is in such an environment, it is difficult to grow from one foot long, to two feet long, two feet long, and grows to be able to walk on the ground.
It is a miracle that he has not died until he is six or seven years old.
Everyone thinks she is a miracle. Not only did she not die, but she was still stubbornly alive, like an immortal dog's tail grass.
Her mother didn't cook for her, so she went to the vegetable market to pick up rotten leaves to eat, boiled them in a pot, and glared at her mother fiercely while eating.
Li Mingzhu's mother was completely insane. Once she didn't tie her up, she went crazy on the street and called the electric car to break her leg. The electric car lost a sum of money to Li Mingzhu's mother, three thousand five.
Li Mingzhu's crazy mother's legs changed three thousand and five.
She lives in a hutong, the neighbors like to love her from time to time, and talk to her about her: Oh, Li Ming... Li Ming's mother is really a sinner...
Li Mingzhu was expressionlessly chewing the rotten cabbage leaves she had picked up, biting bitterly and resentfully. After listening to it for a long time, she did not know that the old thing with half of her feet in the coffin was scolding her Mom, still scold her.
Li Mingzhu saved 3,500. At the age of seven or eight, she learned some truths from the TV set facing the landlord at the door.
Some useful truths, and some **** truths.
However, at such a young age, Li Mingzhu firmly remembers what the landlord brags about his son every day: what university did my son get into, how much money he earns a year, and how big a house he lives in.
Although Li Mingzhu doesn't understand why the landlord's son lives in a big house, why does the landlord live in a soil embryo house.
She looked back at her mother, who was paralyzed on the bed and scolded her little bastard, and understood the landlord's son's thoughts.
Li Mingzhu knew at this time: reading can make a lot of money.
Can make a lot of money, live in a big house, eat well, wear new clothes, and hire a nanny to take care of her half-dead mother.
Li Mingzhu yearned for this very much. At the age of seven, with 3,500 yuan in hand, she found herself a private primary school to sign up for.
The teacher asked her about the parents, and she said that the parents were going to the toilet, so she should do it first.
Li Mingzhu may have inherited her father and was born to be an orator.
She took her ID card and household registration book with her gender as male, and registered her name.
Li Mingzhu's mother scolds her for being unfilial, a bastard, a dog, and if she has money, she won't buy meat for her mother, and go to your mother's school.
Li Mingzhu picked up a stick from the outside, with such a thick wrist, and knocked it on the head of the bed. As soon as her mother scolded her, she hit her with the stick on the bed. Li Mingzhu carefully avoided her mother's body and hit the thick quilt as a threat.
Li Mingzhu's expression was gloomy and cold, it really didn't look like a child's expression, she said, "Try one more sentence."
Li Mingzhu's mother didn't dare to say anything, so she kept her mouth shut.
She threatened her mother with this stick.
Li Mingzhu actually thinks: her mother is right, she is not a **** mother, what's wrong with studying a **** mother.
She used a wooden stick to intimidate her old mother, cooked for her at night, waited for her to **** and pee, and did laundry and cooking for her.
Li Mingzhu is twelve hours a day, her expression is very cold, and she is very violent, not like a girl.
Occasionally, when she is warm, she will sit on the head of her mother's bed and reason with her crazy mother.
She generally talks about three things:
One, I want to study
Second, reading can make money
Third, you can't die until I make money
Li Mingzhu's mad mother doesn't know if she understands her reasoning. She has been mad for so many years, and she has not died.
In her childhood, Li Mingzhu threatened her mother with a stick, went to the dark backyard of the breakfast shop to wash dishes, picked up some rotten leaves in the vegetable market, subsidized her family, and survived.
She used a red scarf for six years, the red was washed into white, and the blood of the revolutionary martyrs was washed away, and finally she entered junior high school.
Li Mingzhu has been wearing men's clothes for the past six years. She has never been to the toilet in school, her hair is always shaved into a small flat head, and she sits upright in the classroom: pretending to be a man.
In the first half of her life, in addition to keeping herself from starvation, the second most important thing in her life was to pretend to be a man.
No matter how talented and eloquent Li Mingzhu is, she can't fool the police at the police station.
Her ID card was changed to male by her crazy mother. She doesn't know how her mother did it back then, but at this time, she was determined not to do it.
Li Mingzhu can't change the society, only herself She makes friends.
She doesn't need friends, she just needs to be able to eat a full meal in this society where everyone eats and drinks well.
This wish finally came true when she finished middle school.
Li Mingzhu finished her junior high school, and her grades were proud and among the best. She was directly recommended to key high schools, and tuition was free.
At this time, she expanded her business and found a new way to get rich: pretending to be a college student to make up lessons.
Li Mingzhu is very talented in lying.
She has a gloomy face in school, but she has actually developed a lot of business in private: for example, helping with homework, helping with cheating in exams, and doing things with money if you want.
A good student like Li Mingzhu, the teacher trusts her very much and never believes that she will help others to cheat. Li Mingzhu took advantage of this to help everyone cheat.
It really betrays the teacher's trust.
Li Mingzhu gradually became proficient in the business in the midst of continuous disappointment and intermittent guilt.
Others write one homework during the summer vacation. She writes twenty homework during the summer vacation. It is not free.
At this time, Li Mingzhu developed a skill that can be called a human-shaped copier: that is, three ballpoint pens tied together and written side by side.
When she was doing this not-so-glamorous job, her crazy mother would make a noise, and the noise turned upside down, making her unable to work with peace of mind.
Li Mingzhu is very gentle like a scholar, and wrote on the homework: filial piety has three, respect for relatives, secondly, humiliation, and the next can support... This means that the behavior of filial piety can be divided into three levels: The highest priority is to respect parents in words, actions and hearts, and the second is not to beat, scold and insult parents, and be kind to them...[1]
While whipping her mother with a stick, she still whipped on the quilt, shouting, "Shut up, Lao Tzu!"
Her mother shut up.
So Li Mingzhu dared to hit his mother with a stick and pretended to be a college student.
That's how she met Second Artillery.
Second Artillery is a idiot with a big mouth and a louder voice than his mouth. Every day he uses a brick to find someone to show off men and women. Once he found Li Mingzhu's door, Li Mingzhu used her mother's stick. The crying father and mother of the second artillery were pumped, and the screams went on and on for three days, and the second artillery became her little brother from then on.
The eldest brother of the Second Artillery is the one who has obtained the certificate. He just opened a small shop at the entrance of the alley to apply for the certificate. He can handle all kinds of certificates. Revolutionary friendship told good brother Li Mingzhu.
Li Mingzhu is a trustworthy person with a strong mouth, which is also one of the things that Second Artillery admires her.
Her college student's fake certificate was also given by the brother of the Second Pao: rounded up.
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So this certificate was stolen by Second Pao while his brother was out playing mahjong.
He paid a heavy price for this. Li Mingzhu collided with him and said a good brother.
Second Artillery was beaten and his nose was blue and his face was swollen, he worried, "Li Minger, this is the student ID card of Tsinghua University, can you, I feel a little false."
On Li Mingzhu's ID card, the name is this: Li Ming.
She took this fake certificate and frowned, "It's not a famous university who wants you."
Second Artillery is really worried about her, it is very risky and difficult for a person who graduated from junior high school to pretend to be a student of Tsinghua University.
But Li Mingzhu is brave and daring, and floats on the rivers and lakes.
Li Mingzhu still can't understand what the minds of junior high school students are made of, even when she thinks about it, reinforced concrete is not wrong. She was probably thinking about reinforced concrete at that time.
She took this Tsinghua University diploma and applied for a job.
People asked her how she looked like a child. Li Mingzhu was kind and talked freely, from astronomy and geography to people and nature.
"Hey, I'm young, auntie, don't look at me, my mother is now her age, and she's still considered a college student! Just walked the day before yesterday!"
She just lied and didn't make drafts, and the lie detector couldn't detect it.
Li Mingzhu's mouth is so powerful that she can fly up and down, and she can bring the dead to life.
She cheated into her first job like this. Li Mingzhu has her own measure. It is definitely not good for tutoring the third year of high school.
She is not recommended, she must be the champion of the high school entrance examination in Z province.
Li Mingzhu has such a good brain.
Li Mingzhu learned a text when she was a child, called Sai Weng lost his horse, how can you know it is not a blessing.
She doesn't know whether her future will be more fortunate or more miserable.
But this summer, Li Mingzhu followed the old woman who came here to make up lessons for the grandson who was about to take the high school entrance examination.
This grandson is: Lu Yao.
She met Lu Yao in her life, and she didn't know whether it was more fortune or more misfortune.
[1]: The source is the Book of Rites, the translation source is Baidu Know