The War of Resistance: Chapter 92 2 The fool and the little dustpan
Qian Chuaner was driving the second carriage, and the second fool was sitting on the carriage with Qian Chuaner on his back. There were two soldiers sitting in the rear of the carriage, and between them were about a dozen young men with beards. bastard.
Old Huotou was very alert.
It was precisely because he had been a bearded man that he understood that bearded people must be strictly guarded against, so he tied two ropes to those people and sent someone to watch them at the same time.
Although Huzi kills people and steals goods, there are also some thieves among them. If people like myself are not careful, get out of their beards or be robbed of their guns by those beards, this kind of thing is entirely possible.
"How old are you?" Erhanzi was chatting with one of the youngest kids.
Xiaozizi is a general name for the minion in Northeast Beard, and the little boy Erhanzi was talking to was obviously young.
"Sixteen." The kid replied.
"What's your name?" Erhanzi asked again.
"Little dustpan." The kid replied again.
"Ha!" The brat replied, and immediately amused Er Hanzi.
But then Erhanzi realized that he was scolding this brat, so he should be more serious, so he raised his face again and said, "What's wrong with doing something, you have to be a beard?"
"I don't have a father or a mother. The head of the family will feed me. If I don't have a beard, you will support me?" The little brat sneered at the words of the second fool.
"This—even if you don't eat it, that can't be a beard!" Erhanzi has always been stupid. He wanted to teach others, but he didn't expect that the little dustpan was so eloquent that he couldn't convince him at all.
"Hmph, it doesn't hurt your back to talk while standing!" The little dustpan glanced over at the second fool and said angrily, it was really not a good stubble at first glance.
"A grown man must learn, learn, learn—" Erhanzi scratched his head, Erhanzi didn't know what to say.
In fact, what Erhan meant was that a big man should learn to support himself, but he didn't know a few words, so he couldn't say the word "self-support" when it came to his lips.
"Then you still scolded me like you were stuttering, and you didn't **** to take care of yourself." The little dustpan naturally saw the honesty of the second fool and sarcastically sarcasm.
Although Shiliu is also called an adult, he is still a child at heart. As for children, even if they are taken prisoner, they will not admit defeat. On the other hand, if an adult would never fight with an idiot, it would not be worthwhile if he was beaten.
"You have to learn to cook and eat by yourself, oh, yes, it's called self-reliance, you have to support yourself!" Erhanzi, who was blushing from the suffocation, finally remembered this idiom.
"Hey." The second fool amused the little dustpan, "I'm tied up, how can I support myself? If I want to pee later, you have to untie my pants."
"Let me untie your pants, shameless, I'll give you a big mouth!" Er Hanzi frightened the little dustpan.
"You brag, I don't believe you!" Little Dustpan yelled.
"Shut up, little dustpan!" At this moment, another bearded man spoke up. The man in his thirties had a fierce look on his face. When he saw the little dustpan, he was quite afraid of him, so the little dustpan pouted and remained silent. .
Don't people say it often? People who are good are bullied, and horses who are good are ridden by others.
Seeing that the beard is tied up, but with a fierce look on his face, he looks like a big villain at first glance. Don't look at the second fool, just take a gun and look at him, he looks like a good man at first glance.
So a strange thing happened, the little dustpan was not afraid, but the second fool was afraid, the bearded accomplice whose hands and feet were tied up.
But the little dustpan didn't make a sound, but the second fool wanted to continue chatting with the little dustpan.
There is another characteristic of human beings, those with simple and honest personalities like smart ones, and this is especially true for those who have no heart.
"It's too late to shut up now, do you think I'll cut you a water bottle?" Seeing that the little dustpan was silent, Er Hanzi untied the water bottle from his waist.
He grabbed the narrow mouth of the kettle and smashed it down against the small dustpan, and the water in the kettle made a "squeaky" sound.
No matter how eloquent the little dustpan is, he is now a prisoner, and he can only hide subconsciously.
But where can he hide?
Old Mao Wang’s way of binding people is to tie everyone together with two ropes. That doesn’t mean that A, B, and C are **** in order, but that they tie A, B, and C together.
Such a movement of the little dustpan naturally moved the people around him, but how could he move others with his small size? He has nowhere to hide!
"Hahaha", the second fool grinned with his big lips, originally he was trying to scare the little dustpan.
And then Erhanzi really unscrewed the lid of the kettle, and handed the kettle to the little dustpan's mouth.
Only then did the little dustpan understand that the second fool was just joking with himself, so he said again: "You are not allowed to choke me with water!"
"No, no, drink it!" Erhanzi changed back to his incomparably honest nature after making a joke.
Sure enough, the little dustpan drank a few sips of water under his feeding, and then snorted, as if the second fool should give him water to drink.
Qian Chuan'er, who was driving the carriage, looked back, and shook his head helplessly, that's how sincere the second fool is.
He and Erhanzi grew up playing together. Originally, Erhanzi had a younger brother, but later his younger brother got sick and died, so Erhanzi was very sad.
Qian Chuan'er guessed that Er Hanzi remembered his missing brother when he saw the little dustpan.
The beards on the car were all **** like zongzi, and Qian Chuan'er was not afraid that the beards would make any trouble, so he let Er Hanzi and the little dustpan continue chatting.
But at this time, no one spoke in the third carriage behind.
The rest of the soldiers from Shang Zhen's group were sitting in the big carriage.
Hou Wangshan was expressionless while holding his rifle, but when he saw the money string and Erhanzi in front of him, he showed a faint hatred.
As for why Hou Wangshan hated Qian Chuaner and Erhanzi, it was of course because Qian Chuaner and Erhanzi actually gave him that so-called "human yellow" in order to detoxify him after he was poisoned with Mongolian sweat medicine!
What is Ren Zhong Huang? That name is very high-end and elegant, but if you think about what is yellow in the human body and you have to cover your nose, the answer is obvious.
Traditional Chinese medicine is different from Western medicine. The medicines of Western medicine are all extracted and processed by chemical methods, but the medicines of Chinese medicine can be used as medicines for everything, so one can imagine what Huang Zhonghuang is. .
Mongolian and Chinese medicines are all made from datura flowers.
Generally speaking, if you are slightly affected by Mongolian sweat medicine, you usually spray it with water, and if you are serious, you need to use licorice, but what is the matter with the yellow?
But who would have thought that Zhong Huang would actually wake him up, Hou Kanshan.
As for the principle, Qian Chuaner later explained it.
He said that he had heard someone talk about a book called "Seven Heroes and Five Righteousness".
There is why the princes were poisoned by the puffer fish. At that time, the princes used human **** to detoxify.
Does renzhonghuang really detoxify? In fact, it is not, that is to use the smell to stimulate you to spit it out.
As far as the yellow taste in people is concerned, it can definitely make people spit out the food they eat, and it can also make people spit out the wine containing Mongolian sweat medicine~www.mtlnovel.com~ You see, isn’t this poison cured?
When Hou Wangshan knew that he was detoxified by Qian Chuaner and Erhanzi using Ren Zhonghuang, he felt ashamed and wanted to die, but then he found out that he had actually taken Qian Chuaner There is nothing he can do with Erhanzi!
He was trying to save you, and he even brought you back to life. Even though he used a rogue, he was also kind, so you can't turn against him because of this!
Why didn't Qian Chuaner let other people drink Renzhonghuang? Who asked you to drink the wine first by yourself.
Obviously being fed a lot of fun by others, but I am so aggrieved that I can't resist.
Oops, on this matter, you said you were aggrieved by the monkey who opened the mountain. When did he suffer from this, but he just went and kept silent!
All Chinese know an allegorical saying called "a dumb man eats coptis -- he can't tell if he suffers".
And just after this incident, other soldiers of the Northeast Army invented a new allegory called: Hou Wangshan eats people's yellow-it smells so bad!
Just because of this, Hou Wangshan has the heart to die, but even if he really wants to die, some people have already thought out the way for him to die!
Because the old hat Hou Wangshan relied on had already told him how to die.
Of course, Wang Laomao spoke very directly. Wang Laomao said to Hou Kanshan like this: "What do you think you are like? Why don't you just urinate and soak yourself to death!"
listen! listen! Soak in urine and soak to death!
I might as well drink Renzhong Huang, so I can get my fill!
Hou Wangshan, who believes that it is better to live than to die, can only talk about it like this.
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