The War of Resistance: Chapter 1403 water tank hiding
There was a slight sound of water, and three heads slowly poked out from different water tanks.
Their eyes crossed and collided, and at this moment, Shang Zhen and the three of them all had expressions of joy in their eyes.
Among the three of them, Shang Zhen was the tallest, but he was able to stand at the bottom of the tall water tank and show his left arm.
Let's not care whether Shang Zhen is a pure boy or a pure man, he was often shirtless throughout the summer, and his arms were naturally tanned.
But this time when he stretched out his arm for those two people to see, although his arm was black, it was also a little red.
It seemed that Shang Zhen was still a little smoked by the poisonous gas.
I don't know if the bath in the water tank has a dilution effect, but, at least for now, life is safe.
What did Chu Tian say? When God closes a door, he opens a window.
Of course, this sentence was changed by the big bosses after Chu Tian said it. God will open a window when he closes a door.
The veterans are all Chinese. We Chinese only recognize God, and we can say that the Jade Emperor is fine, but let’s forget about God. Who knows which village God belongs to.
Well, Shang Zhen and the others didn't expect the mustard gas of the Japanese devils to be so domineering, that is, God closed the door for them.
And they were able to find out in time, and happened to enter this yard with a row of large water tanks, that is, God left them another window.
"Can our clothes still be worn?" Finally, Qingfeng Li asked worriedly.
"Then what else to wear? Our clothes are already contaminated with poison, it's like leprosy and tuberculosis (tuberculosis), it will be contagious, if it is normal, it will have to find a place to bury!" Has travel experience Bai Zhan really has extraordinary insight.
"What's the matter?" Li Qingfeng was a little worried.
It is said that when you go to the country, you do as the Romans do. Li Qingfeng has learned almost the Northeast dialect and is used to speaking it.
Only people in the Northeast like to say "how to deal with it", while people in other places generally say "what to do" or "what to do".
"What can I do? Anyway, I won't go out naked!" Bai Zhan said disapprovingly, "Then if we go to the other side of the Baisha River with bare butts, the three of us won't let our gang laugh to death." !"
After speaking, he glanced at Shang Zhen.
But at this time Shang Zhen turned into that unique expression of thinking again, completely ignoring what Bai Zhan was saying.
Now that he is free and has no fear of his life, Bai Zhan's mood naturally becomes better, and his mouth can't be idle again as soon as he speaks.
"Little Taoist priest, do you know why I didn't run back with my **** naked?" Bai Zhan rolled his eyes and started talking again.
"Aren't you afraid that the big guy will laugh at you?" Qingfeng Li replied casually.
"That, that's just one reason, and there's a second reason." Bai Zhan chattered with ease, "I was afraid that I'd run into cats when I went out naked."
"What? Are you afraid of meeting cats when you go out with your **** naked?" Qingfeng Li was curious after all because he was young.
"That's right!" Bai Zhan continued, "Is there a saying in your family that men don't keep cats and women don't keep dogs?"
"I've heard that before." Li Qingfeng replied.
"Do you know why?" Bai Zhan asked.
Qingfeng Li shook his head.
"That's because things like cats like living things, and the younger Zhao can move, the more he likes them and the more curious they are.
Think about it, if you go out naked and meet a cat, where will that cat like you? "Bai Zhan is persuasive and persuasive.
"Ah?" Li Qingfeng is such a smart person, at this moment he naturally understood what Bai Zhan said, and he suddenly felt a certain part of his body feel cold.
However, it was not bad, at least the itchy feeling of being poisoned that he suspected earlier was gone.
Bai Zhan saw that his plot had succeeded, and just when he was about to say something, Shang Zhen suddenly moved, and there was a slight sound of water in the tank.
Now that they are in the enemy's nest, Bai Zhan and Li Qingfeng quickly looked over.
At this time, they saw that Shang Zhen had already made a silent gesture.
When the two people were startled, they heard some movement outside the courtyard wall.
It's just that the three of them couldn't move anymore!
The inability to move is not because the three of them are naked now, but because the three of them are now in the water tank.
Not to mention whether there will be a sound of water when they come out of the water tank, even when they come out of the water tank and land on the ground, the water stains on their bodies will also wet the blue bricks on the ground.
If the Japanese soldiers really entered the yard and saw the water stains, it would be strange if they didn't feel suspicious!
At this moment, Bai Zhan almost slapped himself, telling you to f*cking fool around there!
Of course, this is not to say that the Japanese devils outside were attracted by his voice, but that his bluffing here was a waste of time for them to hide in the house.
At this time, the voice of the Japanese army came from outside, and it seemed that they really came to this yard.
It was useless to regret, so now Bai Zhan and Li Qingfeng could only listen to Shang Zhen's orders, but Shang Zhen's choice shocked them both again.
Because Shang Zhen gestured at the two of them, then retracted his exposed head and arms into the water tank and disappeared!
The boss is, this is going to keep hiding, hiding in this water tank like a so-and-so!
Bai Zhan really admired Shang Zhen's decision, the boss is the boss!
He had completely forgotten that when he was a thief back then, he would hide from everywhere, and even once he hid in the embroidery room of the lady of the rich family in order not to be caught by the master!
At that time, the chubby young lady of that family was being served by the maid to take a bath in the wooden barrel. The situation was somewhat similar to the three of them being blocked in the water tank by the Japanese devils today.
Bai Zhan hid behind the curtain and listened to the noise of the master's servants outside, but what he saw was the scene of the young lady taking a bath.
When it comes to this kind of thing, some people, some men must have that expression that men have when they see certain things, you know.
But to be honest, Bai Zhan really didn't feel that he was unparalleled at the time.
On the one hand, it was because if he was found out after stealing other people's treasures, it would definitely end up being soaked in a pigsty.
On the other hand, what he heard at that time was not only the sound of "crashing" bathing water, but also the words that the fat lady said, "I have hemorrhoids"!
No matter how beautiful the beauty of the opposite **** is, it can't stand being so misfortune.
As for the sentence that the fat lady said at the time, the self-proclaimed Pian Pian and the self-proclaimed elegant thief Bai Zhan were disgusting——
He felt that he should have lost interest in women after that time.
It looks like a layer of skin, but it is actually a pile of meat. Inside is a feces and urine factory, and there are also - hemorrhoids!
"Boom", UU reading www. uukanshu.com The door of the yard made a sound, and a Japanese soldier looked into the yard through the crack of the door.
The door was locked with a lock by the people fleeing from home, but what would the Japanese soldiers see if they didn't enter the yard?
What they saw was only a huge courtyard with a row of large vats inside. It seemed that this was a wine room or a dyeing room.
Therefore, the Japanese soldier just glanced at it and left with his other companions.
After a while, when everything around was silent, Shang Zhen's whisper came from a water tank: "We couldn't kill these little devils just now, and it's too early to be dark now, and the little devils found someone missing. Then the three of us will be in big trouble."
This is what Shang Zhen said, and when the Japanese devils came over just now, his thought was that as long as the little devil dared to enter the yard, he would have to shoot.
It's not a problem to kill a few devils, but it's absolutely inappropriate to shrink your head like a turtle!
(end of this chapter)