The War of Resistance: Chapter 1040 Clever Oolong

There was chaos in the whole town, and there was a real fight. It wasn't a group fight of a dozen people against a dozen people, but dozens of soldiers fighting with dozens of soldiers.

"Damn it, why do you people from the third company dare to shoot at us?" A soldier cursed.

People from the Northeast are taller and stronger, but the soldier speaking is extraordinarily tall and strong.

How can there be so many martial arts masters in this world? When fighting, what you rely on more is just your physical strength.

Because of this, he has already knocked down three of the three companies facing him.

According to the habits of Northeast people, if I can't beat you with my bare hands, then I will touch you.

So there were already soldiers on the opposite side swinging the **** of their guns at him.

Don't even mention it, the soldier shouted like that, it really worked.

After all, everyone is in the same battalion, but you are in the second company and I am in the third company.

As far as this relationship is concerned, the brother army is far away, but in fact it is a family.

For example, if the second company was disabled in battle with the Japanese army, the remnants of the second company would be incorporated into the third company, and vice versa. Isn't this a family?

The soldier on the opposite side hesitated for a moment, and the big soldier grabbed his hand with the **** of the gun raised, and then raised his leg.

So, the soldier who missed the opportunity because of hesitation said "Oh" and "plop", that was kicked down by him.

"You still dare to shoot with me?" The big man Northeast cursed angrily, but suddenly another person from Sanlian rushed out next to him.

He didn't have a gun in his hand, but what he was carrying was a dung spoon that was picked up from the door of the people next door!

It was already spring, and it was time to plant the land, but the family had just scooped up two buckets of dung soup from the cesspit, which was dry and thin, and it was originally intended to be used as top dressing for their own land.

But this time, the fertilizer in the field didn't catch up, and the fight was used first.

The soldier in the third company saw that several of his team had been knocked down by others, so he picked up and ran forward in a moment of anxiety, and dunked it with a dung spoon!

As a result, the dung spoon drew an arc in the air and was buckled on the head of the big soldier of the second company!

Just this one, how should I put it, it doesn't hurt much, but it is extremely insulting.

It doesn't hurt much, the dung spoon is made of wood.

At present, China's industrial capacity is extremely weak. How can it be so extravagant that it is possible to use iron, even inferior iron, to make a dung spoon? .

Therefore, the dung spoon was buckled on the soldier's head with a "snap" and it shattered.

Very insulting.

You must know that it is a dung spoon after all, it stinks, it contains the most filthy thing in the world, and now it is buckled on someone's head, the head is stained with dry goods, and it is poured down the neck It is rare.

Everyone is in the same battalion, which means fighting, and neither side dares to really beat the other until they can't take care of themselves.

After that, when everyone talks about this matter after dinner, some people will definitely say, look at that so-and-so in Erlian, who is as strong as a bull, what a character he is, but Nei (that ) back, yes, it’s the inner back of the fight, and let someone cut it with a dung spoon.

Then tell me, can that big soldier still hold his head up in front of everyone?

It would be fine if that was the case, but when the dung spoon was picked up from the dung bucket, although the soldier didn't take it out (kuǎi) on purpose, there was still soup and water in the dung spoon after all. Of course, mostly water.

For the sake of romance, people of later generations, especially those from the south, will travel thousands of miles to the northernmost and coldest places in HLJ, such as Mohe and Heihe, where the daytime temperature is 30 to 40 degrees below zero.

What are you going to do? But it was just to lift a pot of boiling water into the air, so that the water would also draw an arc in the air.

It was 30 to 40 degrees below zero, absolutely dripping water turned into ice and **** into sticks, so the moment the water was blown out, it would form a semicircular arc made of water mist on the top of that person's head!

Although no one can photograph a beautiful rainbow in this rainbow-like water mist, the arc formed by countless ice crystals formed when the hot water comes out of the kettle and the temperature drops suddenly is also extremely beautiful.

And it's the same now, the arc is so beautiful, but it's not ice crystals or water vapor, but the dung soup raised from the dung spoon.

The excrement soup also formed an arc in mid-air, and then changed into countless dirty liquid droplets falling down, so as long as the people on that line, the rain and dew will be covered!

Just at this moment, "Oh my god" and "***" came together, which were all splashed by the dung soup.

"Damn it, you **** don't want to live anymore!" There was a loud curse, and then there was a "crack" gunshot.

Although the shot was fired into the sky, the chaotic scene immediately fell silent.

If the gun goes off, it's not for fun, it's the army after all.

Still riding on the opponent's soldier and beating down with his fists, he stopped beating and quickly climbed down.

The nose underneath was bleeding, but he didn't dare to retaliate.

The soldiers who were fighting together were pulled away by their own soldiers, and they did not dare to "hold cucumbers" together.

"Tell me, what the **** is going on? Why are you two companies and three companies fighting?" Someone shouted.

The soldiers all looked at the officer who was standing among them, holding a box cannon in his hand. It was their battalion commander Lu Dahu who had arrived.

Lu Dahu is as the name suggests, rude Lu, there are big ones everywhere, a real tiger's tiger.

It's just that no matter how aggressive Lu Dahu was, he never thought that his soldiers were even more aggressive. His grandma's dung soup was nothing more than a drop of it fell on Lao Tzu's big face!

"Tell me, why did you fight?" Another person rushed into the arena panting, it was the third company commander.

"That's right, why did you fight?" Another person came around from behind a low wall, it was the second company commander.

As for the officer who stood by and watched silently, of course it was the company commander.

The leader of the company seemed to be concerned, but he sneered in his heart. He didn't want to get involved. It's his business if they fight again and again?

In fact, it has been a while since the series has grown, and he originally wanted to stop it.

Everyone is in the same battalion, so it is impossible for the soldiers of their company not to know him.

But just when he was about to make a sound earlier, he suddenly discovered that the second company commander had actually arrived, but he was just hanging around behind the wall!

Lian Chang's brain was not brawny, and he wanted to understand the reason as soon as he thought about it.

The fight was obviously taken advantage of by the Second Company, so the Second Company Commander pretended not to see it and did not stop it.

Not to mention the third company commander, he arrived later than the battalion commander.

You guys don't even shout to stop the fights, I don't care if I eat radish salty and don't worry about it? So he didn't say anything.

"Report to the battalion commander, the third company beat our second company first!"

"Report to the company commander, the people from the second company beat us to the third company first!"

Now that the officer asked, the soldiers below were of course suing themselves, but there were too many people talking, so there was another "buzz".

"Damn it, tell them one by one! Are you still a little bit more disciplined?" Lu Dahu scolded angrily, not forgetting to wipe his face with his left hand.

"You speak first!" The commander of the second company quickly pointed at one of the soldiers and said.

"Report to the battalion commander, the company commander, I don't know why the fight started, but when we heard the movement and turned around from the alley, we saw their men riding on us and fighting!" the soldier reported.

This soldier was the one who was caught by the dung spoon.

The commander of the second company and the commander of the third company usually have no conflicts.

But it's useless if they don't have conflicts. If the officials can't protect the calf, then who will work for you among the soldiers below.

The commander of the second company appointed the soldier to report. There are two reasons. One is that this kid looks the worst, and the guy with feces and soup was detained. Isn't that the worst? Let him speak to win the sympathy of the battalion commander.

But this is still secondary, the second reason is the most important.

The important thing is not to look at this kid as big, but also to speak.

The commander of the second company didn't know why the fight broke out~www.mtlnovel.com~ Then of course he would pick one who would speak, and his side took the reason and pushed everything to the head of the third company.

"Don't you villains complain first, we only turned around when we heard the movement, and we stretched out our hands when we saw that our members of the third company were beaten by people from the second company." A soldier of the third company quit. They even have stupid mouths, but naturally there are people with sharp tongues under their hands.

"When did the people from our second company beat your people from the third company?" The soldiers of the second company began to refute.

"It was the people from your second company who beat you, why don't we beat you Gaha for no reason?" Naturally, the soldiers of the third company also wanted to defend themselves.

"Fuck, who knows?" Erlian's staff asked.

"Shut up! I'll ask!" said the company commander who secretly glanced at battalion commander Lu Dahu's face.

When the battalion commander comes, he can't watch the excitement from the sidelines. He, the well-known wise man in the battalion, is going to settle the case.

(end of this chapter)