The Retirement of the Demon Lord: Chapter 13 poor acid phase
"That...this..." Mei Qian smiled after thinking for a while, and had an idea. Anyway, he said that the Beggar Gang had never been in the Gongwei Division, and they didn't know much about the Beggar Gang's kung fu. "Our Beggar gang disciples have a basic boxing technique..."Drunken Boxing"! Let's play a set of drunk boxing for the adults to see."
"Drunken fist?"
"Yes, this boxing technique is also relatively unpopular in the beggar gang. It was originally created by an elder who likes to drink when he was drunk."
"Okay, let's have a look."
Mei Qianxiao took a deep breath, let her eyes watch her nose and nose watch her heart, and planned to make up a set of boxing skills temporarily. Even if it was a little strange, she could throw the blame on the so-called elders.
But he found that his mood sank, and the white beauty was like a nightmare, unswervingly wrapping around his heart... The more he meditated, the more he missed, there was nowhere to vent his depression, and his eyebrows couldn't help but move. Smell the aroma of wine emanating from the altar of bamboo leaves and green leaves left alone on the table when people go to Lou Kong, let yourself sink into a state of ecstasy and intoxication.
"Yesterday I was drunk today, but Qianshou stays tonight."
"Watching Lonely Moon alone leaves a long shadow, and sighs at the shadow and walks alone."
"I only hope to have a dream meeting for the whole month, and I don't want to be a pair."
"I had the predestined chance to meet Yiren's face quietly, and Yiren was haggard and heartbroken...
Your only wish, I wish Yiren, everything is fine..."
Miserable and miserable, Qi Qi's words were tragic, and a bitter spring filled her heart, overflowing her throat, every word she said with emotion, her words choked up. With his body and speech, he swayed like a drunken man. When he shot his fist, it was soft and just in the middle. The angle was very tricky, strange, unpredictable and unreasonable.
Mei Qianxiao didn't expect that she could walk as she wanted, to create such a tangible and intentional boxing technique temporarily, and she was also emotional at the moment. It should be recorded and passed on to future generations... No, isn't it about to retire?
It seems that the censors were stunned by what kind of skillful martial arts they did.
Mei Qianxiao raised her eyes and saw that the censor was really stunned. Her eyes were as big as a bell, and her mouth was open, so she could be sent to the hospital for rescue with just a little bit of harassment at the corners of her mouth.
"Tsk, you..."
The censor left such a sentence and ran away, and Liu Jingyi was already done over there, so he went over there to find Li Mengyao, who was free to report the situation.
No, isn't it too exaggerated for him to show this gesture? To report to the commander specifically? !
It's over, it's over, it's over... I don't want to be a master, I want to eat and die!
"Lord Commander, there is a disciple of the Beggar Gang over there. He used a messy set of boxing techniques called 'Drunken Fist'... I'm not familiar with the martial arts of the Beggar Gang, so I can't make judgments, so I'm here to ask the Commander for advice!" The censor reported to Li Mengyao as if he had seen a ghost. He had never seen such a mess of boxing as if he was insane in his life.
Mei Qianxiao almost fainted when she heard it, this set of boxing techniques created temporarily is exquisite, this guy's level is too low and he can't understand it at all! You are in a mess!
When Li Mengyao heard this, she immediately became interested. It was the first time that a disciple of the Beggar Gang came to apply for a job. The disciples of the Beggar Gang have never come to apply for the recruitment of their three divisions, and Li Mengyao does not know the reason. It may be that they have nothing to do with changing the dynasty because of their status, so there is no need to curry favor with the court, or there may be members of the gang who are not allowed to enter the dynasty as officials and destroy the gang. Philosophy, in short, there should be a reason... Li Mengyao occasionally encounters the leader or elder of the beggar gang, and she doesn't mention it.
She walked over quickly, a pair of snow-white legs intertwined, and there were two large bags full of liquid hidden in her chest, and she swayed up and down as she swayed... Mei Qianxiao wished that her eyes could look at different positions, don't miss it Anything good! It's a pity that his magic is unparalleled, but he can't split his eyes like the old urchin Zhou Xiaotong!
"Oh, worthy of being a disciple of the Beggar Gang." Li Mengyao saw Mei Qianxiao standing upright, drooling at the corners of her mouth, looked up and down and said, "At first glance, she looks like she will be poor for a lifetime."
Hello! You are so cute and your body is crazy. You can obviously be a goddess and goddess who are worshipped. Why is a mouth a poisonous tongue! You are poor and sour, and you are poor for a lifetime!
"Let me see... Drunken Fist?" Li Mengyao picked up the record book on the table and looked at it, and when she glanced at it, she burst into laughter, so beautiful that a garden of spring flowers paled in comparison, "Name, eyebrows and smiles... I'll go. , even the name has a beggar gang style! No money to laugh? Then you can cry..."
I'm sorry, I was wrong, Mr. Li, no, auntie! I'll persuade my master tomorrow to help me change my name, okay? What do you think of being called 'rich man'? Stop cursing me, okay?
"Okay, even if you have passed the first level, go and prepare for the next level." Li Mengyao seemed to be amused by Mei Qianxiao's name, and she was in a good mood, slender jade pointed at Mei Qianxiao and smiled, "But if you try again next time If you find that you keep looking where you shouldn't, I'll send you to the clean room first, and then send you to the East Factory!"
"Don't! Master Li's heroic appearance, excellent appearance, extraordinary appearance, and broad-mindedness. It's rare to see this majesty from the next time... The aura is so shocking that I can't keep my eyes closed, I'm rude!" Mei Qianxiao immediately flattered him, a dog. The charm of the minions is vivid.
Flattery is not what he was born with, but a talent he learned the day after tomorrow. The reason is because he has a master who asks him to pay for dinner, which is harder than killing him. Precisely because of the presence of such an unreliable guardian, the three disciples of their Sun Moon Divine Sect have all learned a unique survival skill: Senior Brother practicing Jiuyang Divine Art is so masculine that he can't stop a fight, so Senior Brother only needs to Roll up your sleeves and the master pays the bill. Liu Quietly has a natural beauty and a pure and kind personality. Besides, all the daughters in the world are the little lovers of her father's previous life, and Liu Quietly just needs to smile and act coquettishly.
Mei Qianxiao is not. First of all, he has a good personality and respects his teachers, and he can’t bully his teachers and destroy his ancestors like a senior brother. Second, he tried Liu Jing’s coquettish Dafa, and he was almost vomited out of the overnight meal by his master and his senior brother. Later, he joined forces to beat him to death... Later, he finally developed this Dafa of "wearing a thousand pieces of flattery and not wearing it", which has a 70% success rate for the master.
The survival skills of these Sun Moon God disciples can be summed up in a few simple words: the senior brother is cruel, the junior sister is pure, and the smile is shameless.
Li Mengyao, UU reading www.uukanshu.com I have seen a lot of vulgar and corrupt people, a lot of gentle people, and more flattery people, but like Mei Qianxiao, they can openly admit that their eyes are peeping. The reason was passed on to the other party being too good, and it was the first time I saw such shamelessness. In addition to contempt in my heart, I also find it a little interesting.
"Lord Commander, don't you have to play it again? Also, this person doesn't seem to have good character, and the subordinate doesn't feel very relieved..." The censor said to Li Mengyao.
Under the rule of Emperor Tiansheng, the country was prosperous and peaceful, and folk customs returned to orthodoxy. In contemporary times, girls are no longer forbidden to stay at home. Many girls can go out of the house and enjoy freedom, and even a few outstanding women can become officials in the court - such as this Li Mengyao. In the martial arts, there are many girls who walk the rivers and lakes, and their fame and strength are not inferior to men at all.
This is precisely because the construction of spiritual civilization has achieved initial results, and the effect of etiquette and morality has gradually improved. Everyone has a greater sense of moral self-restraint towards women, and it does not seem to treat women as objects as before. A guy like Mei Qianxiao with wild eyes can't be said to be abnormal as a man, but no one will look at it openly. It's still important to treat girls face-to-face with the word "ceremony".
And Mei Qianxiao, who is upright, upright, unconcealed, and looks at other people's beautiful **** and long legs in person, is usually considered to be of bad character among ordinary people, and is about the same level as street hooligans.
"It doesn't matter, at least he is bright and upright, and he is much better than the sinister villain. Anyway, there are still two hurdles. If he is not talented...then he will not stay in the Gongwei Division." Li Mengyao chuckled. Also cheerful.
Tong Yanju or something, don't be so MAN, I will be disillusioned!