The Monkey King: Chapter 631 :farce
"Don't pretend to be stupid for me!" Nuwa waved her hand, and the food and wine in front of Lao Jun turned into powder and drifted away in the wind along with the table.
Laojun's hand holding the wine bottle was in the air.
"Return my child." Nuwa stared at Lao Jun in a daze: "Return it, everything is easy to say, if you don't return it, I will be at odds with you!"
The whole world is quiet.
Everyone looked at Nuwa quietly, Nuwa stared at Laojun with wide eyes, Laojun looked up at the sky helplessly.
In the sky, a wisp of breeze blew past, blowing away the diffuse clouds.
"What's the trouble with you?"
"Why bother? Why bother with a good sentence." Nuwa gritted her teeth and said angrily: "What are the wicked things you've done, why bother to ask me now?"
"That's not the decision of the old man alone." The old gentleman gently put the wine bottle in his hand on the rubble, propped his knees, and smiled helplessly: "Some things, existence is existence. You think that if we don't teach them, they will not learn. Will it? It's not up to the mother when the child grows up. We are just speeding up the process."
"Really?" Nuwa snorted coldly: "Then what happened to my Huaguo Mountain? Is it so difficult to leave me a pure land?"
"Ask them about Huaguoshan." Across the distance, Lao Jun pointed at him.
In the direction pointed by , the Heavenly Soldiers stepped aside one after another.
Nuwa turned her head abruptly, her eyes shrunk.
A hundred miles apart, it was Yuanshi Tianzun and Tongtian Sect Master who were secretly posing as a cat and trying to slip away!
"No, the old guy sold us!"
turned around. The two hurriedly fled to the thirty-fourth heaven again.
Laojun lowered his head slightly, stroked his long beard and laughed: "How easy is it to let the old man take the blame alone?"
"Want to run?" Nuwa suddenly realized, grabbed Laojun's beard and rushed towards the thirty-fourth heaven.
"Take it lightly! Can't this old man not struggle?" Laojun hurriedly shouted.
"shut up!"
Until the figures of the two disappeared completely, the group of heavenly soldiers breathed a sigh of relief.
"Your Majesty. Why don't we break up? Otherwise, if they fight, I'm afraid it will bring disaster to Chiyu."
"No." The Jade Emperor frowned and said, "We have to share our worries for the Three Cleansing."
The battleship that covered the sky and the sun began to turn around, heading towards the thirty-fourth heaven.
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"Quick, quick! Put away all the valuables!" In the Milo Palace, Yuanshi Tianzun quickly instructed the disciples.
After saying this, the disciples quickly dispersed.
The leader of Tongtian sighed leisurely: "Where else can you get it?"
"Don't you need to clean up?"
"I'm here with you, Lao Jun will definitely tell her. This way. Isn't it safe over there?"
"You!" Yuanshi Tianzun was so angry that his beard cocked up.
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Nuwa glanced at Biyou Palace from a distance.
"Don't worry. They can't run away." The old gentleman, who was pulled by the beard, freed up two hands, took out three copper plates and slapped them on the back of his hands, raised his finger and pointed to the sky: "It's all in the Miluo Palace. Don't worry, The old man at the ends of the earth will help you figure it out."
Nuwa glared at Lao Jun and continued to drag his beard to fly high.
Behind that, a large number of warships followed closely, continuing to "share the worries" for Sanqing.
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The edge of Huaguo Mountain. The two Buddhas were still standing silently.
"I don't quite understand." Zhengfa Ming Tathagata said softly, "What are the benefits of bringing Nuwa to this Huaguo Mountain and causing the Three Realms to be unstable?"
"I want to make Nuwa's heart become heavier and heavier, to the extreme. If these things are hidden, how can they provoke Nuwa to heaven?" King Ksitigarbha raised his head slightly and sighed: "Lian Nuwa It is impossible to cross, this Jin Chanzi, there is no need to talk about purifying sentient beings."
"Is it possible to let Xuanzang go to ferry Nuwa? If it is possible, why did Sanqing hide from her for so many years?"
King Jizo smiled faintly. Said: "The game is over. Next, let's see how they resolve it."
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"Come out—!" Nuwa roared out violently.
The sleeves flicked, and the strong wind whistled forward. In an instant, the earth that carried the Milo Palace trembled.
"Get out of this palace—!"
Lao Jun pursed his lips and snickered: "Let you break the old man's way and see what you can do to stop her now."
"What did you say?" Nuwa stared at her.
"No!" Lao Jun shook his head and waved his hands quickly and said, "I'm thinking about why those two guys haven't come out yet... You don't have to worry, I'll give you the picture of the underground palace of Milo Palace in a while. Make sure they can't escape."
Nuwa glared at Lao Jun and snorted coldly.
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In the Miluo Palace, Tongtian Sect Master and Yuanshi Tianzun were pacing back and forth.
"Why don't you just do it directly?" Tongtian Sect Master rolled up his sleeves and said, "She is a half-day Daoist, but in the end she can't come out. As for Laojun, although we are all shaken out, it will not help her. The two of us join forces, we have a chance of winning!"
Yuanshi Tianzun gave him a silent glance.
"No? No, then tell me."
After swallowing dryly, Tianzun Yuanshi frowned and sighed: "You can definitely beat it, but even if you win, what can you do? Nantianmen was ordered by the Jade Emperor to open, you destroyed the mother of all living beings, go to How will I face all sentient beings in the future? If I can really do this, how will Nuwa live to this day?"
The Master of Babel suddenly looked like a deflated ball.
"What should we do then? Go out and die? Laojun won't die, but we will."
Yuanshi Tianzun said hesitantly: "Again... wait, maybe someone will come and break the game."
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At this time, Subhuti unhurriedly landed outside the Nantian Gate.
A left-behind heavenly general rushed over in a hurry, bowed and saluted: "The last general will see Patriarch Subhuti."
Subhuti raised his head and looked up at the sky, and asked softly, "Miss Nuwa entered?"
will be slightly startled that day, then cupped his hands and said, "Go in."
"Who ordered the door to open?"
"Say yes... Your Majesty."
"Yo?" Subhuti immediately stroked his long beard and laughed, "How long has she been up there?"
"It's been a while... I said yes. I just took Lao Jun to the Miluo Palace."
"Just arrived?" Subhuti pursed his lips and suddenly asked, "Do you have any tea here? The old man is thirsty, drink some tea and go."
"There is, there is, the Patriarch, please..."
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"come out-!"
Nuwa's eyes were red and she dragged Laojun's collar to the ground.
between a raised hand. A high tower was directly broken out of thin air, and the top of the tower fell heavily.
The gravel was scattered all over the ground, and several Taoists hurriedly fled.
"Get out of this palace! If you have the ability to do it, why don't you have the guts to see this palace?"
raised his hand again, and a touch of blue spiritual power was released. In the roar, the thick wall was forcibly ripped open with a large hole, and the eaves were crumbling.
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Yuanshi Tianzun sighed helplessly: "Go out. Wait a minute. The entire Miluo Palace will be demolished."
"No." Tongtian Sect Master turned his head and said, "If you go out and fight, the Miluo Palace will not be able to keep it."
After all, it just looks like it has nothing to do with me.
"You don't know what you want to be in love with, so you don't know how distressed you are!" Yuanshi Tianzun suddenly became angry and dragged Tongtian Sect Master out.
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pulled and pulled the ground, until Nuwa had been demolished by a third, and the figures of the two people appeared in front of Nuwa.
When met Nuwa, the two stopped pulling. Changed to the usual grim expression. But just after changing their expressions, the two looked at each other and were surprised to find that no one wanted to walk in front.
So, the two of them stood in the hall with only half of them left, staring at each other with big eyes.
"Speak!" Nuwa said angrily: "Whose idea is it to destroy my Huaguo Mountain!"
"This...how can Huaguoshan depend on us?"
"It's not bad, do you depend on me?" Laojun blurted out, shouting: "It's not that you all want to bring down the old man and support the monkey, how can you destroy Huaguo Mountain?"
Tongtian sect master stood up and replied: "Can we rely on us for this matter? If we want to blame it, we must first blame the old man Bodhi and Sakyamuni! They set up the game first!"
"Who gave that monkey the Qiqiao Miyundan?"
"Don't talk about Qiqiao Miyundan, that thing has been in the hands of this old man for so many years and nothing has happened! Now we are talking about who destroyed Huaguo Mountain! This matter. If you want to blame it, you can only blame it. That monkey...and Sakyamuni! Whoever destroys Huaguo Mountain is a Buddhist, what does it have to do with my East Heaven Court?"
"It's just the two of you! It's not the two of you, how can Buddhism do it!"
"Nonsense! You are spit! You were the one who proposed to secretly guide humans to do evil, and now Nuwa wants to shirk the responsibility when she comes to the door!"
"Why did I bring it up! Tell me, how did I bring it up at the time!"
In the crowd of people, Nezha quietly stabbed the Heavenly King Chiguo who was beside him, and said in a low voice, "These Sanqing...how can they shirk their responsibilities like three pranksters?"
"You need to see who is standing opposite." He turned his face away. The Heavenly King Chiguo suddenly found that the Jade Emperor, who had been calm just a moment ago, was looking left and right, ready to leave.
Seeing that Laojun and Tongtian were already blushing, Nuwa was dizzy listening to it, Yuan Shi suddenly felt agitated, and said, "This... Huaguo Mountain seems to be destroyed after the rain stopped? Who ordered it?"
As soon as these words came out, everyone immediately looked towards the Jade Emperor. At this time, the position of the Jade Emperor on the ship building was already empty.
bowed his head, and everyone saw that on the corner of the battleship, the Jade Emperor was walking fast with his trousers up.
"Don't go!" Tongtian Sect Master exclaimed and rose into the air, and in the blink of an eye he had returned with the Jade Emperor.
Hearing a "slap" sound, the Jade Emperor was thrown to the ground and knelt in front of the Nuwa Empress.
For a while, even Nuwa was stunned.
I saw the Jade Emperor looked up at Nuwa, and immediately burst into tears, shouting: "Niangniang, I really don't know the origins of Huaguo Mountain. When I asked Tianzun and the sect master, they also No comment. So...so..."
Laojun hurriedly interjected: "Listen, listen, the old man has been in seclusion for many years, and he didn't even ask the old man for instructions, so this matter has nothing to do with the old man."
Nuwa slowly looked towards the other two.
Yuanshi Tianzun suddenly had an expression of sudden realization, then looked at Tongtian Sect Master and said, "How can you not give instructions on such an important matter? That letter seems to have been sent to you in the end."
"You!" The leader of Tongtian was startled, and said quickly, "You mean to rely on me? Have you made your own instructions?"
Suddenly, the scene turned into a quarrel between Yuanshi Tianzun and Tongtian Sect Master.
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Subhuti, who was in the Nantianmen military camp, slowly put down the teacup in his hand, sighed softly, and stood up.
"Okay, it should be almost done."
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At this time, in the cave mansion of Huaguo Mountain, Xuanzang opened his eyes slightly... (To be continued~^~)
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