The Monkey King: Chapter 200 : Not a human
Not long after , Heizi wanted to bring Dabu Dan, and Yang Chan also followed.
When she saw the monkey, her first sentence was: "I thought you drank too much, but it doesn't look like it."
After saying that, without waiting for the monkey to greet her, she sat directly on the opposite side of the chessboard, stretched out her hands and placed the pieces.
After walking a few steps, she asked leisurely, "Is this necessary? Will it be a bit too much?"
"There's nothing wrong with it. At this point, you can't hide from a confrontation with Heavenly Court. Treating Guangmu kindly will make the other party think I'm weak."
"Yes, treating prisoners of war kindly is also the style of a gentleman."
"Really?" The monkey raised his head and glanced at Yang Chan, tsk tsk and smiled: "If we act like a dog, we can only wait to be beaten by falling into the water. If they think I'm a complete evil wolf, I think a lot of people won't even have the courage to pick up a stick."
After that, he fired a gun, and he looked up at Yang Chan again and said, "Let the generals think I'm a lunatic, otherwise, even if they don't come to attack next, they will continue to test my bottom line and keep stumbling. Son. If your brother was like me back then, I believe that the Jade Emperor would not have dared to execute the order under the deduction of military pay."
After saying this, Yang Chan suddenly laughed.
"That's right, no one likes to provoke a lunatic. If they are held grudges, they will be swallowed alive one day. 'I would rather offend a gentleman than a villain...' This sentence is really right." Said, Yang Chan's eyes dimmed a little, and sighed: "My brother, it's just too scruples."
"He's a gentleman, and it's right to cherish his feathers. I'm not even a human being." He winked in the direction of the prison door. The monkey said profoundly: "They all call me the demon monkey. I'm not even a human being. Not to mention a villain. Hahahaha."
Yang Chan also laughed.
Hiromi's screams continued in the dungeon.
Soon, after a round, Yang Chan slightly won, and Monkey lost. It just so happened that Heizi also came out, leaned against the monkey's ear and whispered, "Brother Monkey, he wants to see you."
"Am I the one he can see if he wants to see me?" The monkey asked with a blank expression.
"Then... how to deal with it?" Heizi said cautiously: "His cultivation base has been banned, even if he hangs his life with medicinal pills, it will not last long."
"Let's play again, let's talk about it when it's almost there."
"No."
After Heizi left, the monkey waved to the little demon who was waiting and said, "Go and call me Short Mouth."
"No."
After the little demon left, Yang Chan stared at the monkey with a long sigh, pursed her lips and said thoughtfully, "If I mess with you, Li Jing is in big trouble."
It is clear that he is not ashamed of the monkey's behavior, but for some reason, Yang Chan is smiling like never before.
She suddenly felt that it was a good thing to be a monster. At least, not so many moral shackles. Nobody cares.
Of course, the premise is to be a powerful demon king like a monkey.
Drunk short mouth was quickly helped over.
Looking at his staggered appearance, the monkey sighed helplessly.
suddenly remembered that the night he arrived at Evil Dragon City was also a big victory. He also drank like this. Remember, he said a lot that night.
At that time, both the old cow and the old white monkey were still alive.
Monkey suddenly remembered the dream of Lao Niu and Princess Iron Fan...
"Uh, do you want to make trouble for the real Bull Demon King?" If the old bull was still alive, the real Bull Demon King would never even think about marrying Princess Tie Fan.
Whatever the monkey says, he will help Lao Niu beat this mandarin duck.
such a pity…
After thinking about it, the monkey explained to the little demon that he brought a bucket of water and poured it on the short-mouthed face mercilessly.
A bucket of cold water poured down his head, and the short beak woke up with a jolt, and stared blankly at the monkey's wide-open bird's beak, panting.
"Time to get down to business."
Having said that, the monkey entered the dungeon with a short mouth that was still unclear about the situation.
The Guangmu Tianwang, who was red all over his body, has been stunned beyond recognition. The whole body was tied to the tiger bench naked, covered with this layer of faint white powder.
Kuroko was standing there wondering what to do next. What gave him a headache was how to continue to rectify according to the meaning of the monkey, but not to die.
After being in charge of the prison for so long, he discovered for the first time that punishment was an art. If you have the opportunity, you should really go to the human yamen to learn from the scriptures.
Seeing the monkey coming in, he was decisively relieved.
"Brother Monkey..."
"Put it down and wake up." The monkey pointed at Guang Mu and explained expressionlessly.
The two little demons from the prison hurried over to untie the straps. The Heavenly King Guangmu tilted slightly, and with a muffled sound, his huge body fell on the wet ground, but he did not wake up.
A little demon came with a wooden bucket mixed with ice cubes, and a large bucket of ice water was poured down.
Suddenly, a roar sounded, and Guangmu instantly woke up, but he just kept screaming.
The salt sticking to the surface of the body quickly dissolved, and the tingling sensation filled every corner of the body. It's just that compared to when it first started, the shouting sound was palpable.
But it was just a random call. At this time, there is no rope tied, and he can't even stand up. The limbs have long been tortured to the point of being bloodied and mutilated.
Quietly looked at Guangmu who was lying on the ground and struggling weakly. The monkey just waited, and when Guangmu's mood stabilized a little, he slowly walked towards him.
Seeing the monkey, Kwang, who had been tortured to the point of insanity, widened his eyes and wanted to move back in horror, but he couldn't.
"What? You're not a tough guy anymore?" The monkey crouched beside him, reaching out and poking at the turtle branded on his face.
His eyes were so painful that tears were about to fall, his expression was distorted.
"I ask you, are you not a tough guy? Didn't you just call me a cool guy?"
Hiromu opened his mouth in panic, but didn't know what to say.
If he said the wrong thing, he had no doubt that he would be killed here by this crazy monkey... At this moment, he could only tremble.
After holding back for a while, I actually cried.
at this time. He knew very well that this one in front of him was a complete demon. Its ferocity is not even comparable to that of ordinary demon kings.
Look at the Guangmu Tianwang who was lying on the ground and sobbing silently. The monkey let out a long sigh, reached out and touched his bare head, as if to a child who had made a mistake.
"Although your hands are stained with the blood of monsters, we don't actually have much enmity between us, are you right? In contrast, I hate your colleague, the King of Growth. It's a pity that it's not him who came this time. I know you Why am I being treated like this?"
Guangmu lowered his face and shook his head.
"Because you are cheap."
Guangmu still sobbed with a low face, forcing himself not to cry out.
"Are you saying you are cheap?" The monkey stretched his head and looked at him with interest.
"Yes Yes…"
"What is it?"
"I...I'm cheap..."
"Do you dare in the future?"
"Don't dare..."
"Very good. When I just came in, I thought that if you were still stubborn and turned back to fight against Heaven, I would strip you off and hang it on the flagpole." After that, the monkey laughed.
The monsters around also burst into laughter.
Hearing the laughter, Guangmu, who bowed his head, felt a chill in his heart.
That is really more terrifying than death... If he is treated like that, he will not be able to lift his head up in heaven for eternity, it is really better to die.
This monkey is really vicious!
"But you're very interesting, aren't you? So I'm going to prepare adults to have the guts. If you scold me, that's all. Do you still dare to be a tough guy in the future?"
"No. I dare not..."
"Your red dragon was eaten, do you have any opinion?"
Guangmu Tianwang couldn't help trembling. Choked: "No..."
"My subordinates said, your red dragon is delicious, let me thank you for raising them so fat. Do you have anything to say?"
"No, no thanks..."
"Do you dare to scold me in the future?"
"Don't dare..." Hiromu felt like he was going crazy, and the tears fell down.
One of the Four Heavenly Kings of Nantianmen, the dignified one, ended up in such a situation. Even in the Battle of Conferred Gods, he has never been so embarrassed.
nodded slightly, the monkey patted Guangmu's head as if he was treating a dog lying beside him, and said with a smile, "Yes, very obedient. I'm going to reward you for an errand."
Monkey turned his head and beckoned, Short Mouth immediately came over and crouched down.
"Let me introduce you, this is Short Mouth. Short Mouth, if you have free time these days, you can accompany Guangmu more, and help him put together the list of generals and the composition of troops for the Nantianmen expedition to Dongsheng Shenzhou this time. Write it down and give it to me. If he doesn't cooperate, come and tell me."
"No!"
squinted at Guangmu, and the monkey asked softly, "How about you? Do you understand what I mean?"
Guangmu raised his head tremblingly, with tears in his eyes, silently said, "Understood."
"Okay." Patting the shoulder of the short mouth, the monkey said lightly: "I'll leave it to you here."
After saying that, he sighed deeply, stood up on his knees, and turned to leave the dungeon.
When crossed the prison door, the monkey saw Yang Chan sitting on the chess seat with a smile on his face.
"What? What do you mean when you smile like this?" the monkey asked with raised eyebrows.
"It's so ruthless. With this method, he wouldn't dare to tell lies even if he had ten courage." She sighed.
"Have you heard?"
Monkey walked along the aisle towards the distance, Yang Chan hurriedly stood up and followed quickly.
"Thinking back then, Guanjiangkou also caught a heavenly general, but he didn't ask anything. Come to think of it, it's too... 'Sven'."
"By the way, you and Ao Tingxin from the Dragon Palace in the East China Sea seem to know each other right? How's your friendship?"
"Knowing is definitely knowing, but that is knowing, not friendship."
"I want to go to the East China Sea Dragon Palace tomorrow morning."
"Go for what?"
"Looking for the old dragon king for a weapon, I think, try to be as 'gentle' as possible. Now our opponent is only Li Jing of Nantianmen. Unless he is sure to return to the king of Guangmu, he should not report this matter to the heaven for the time being. That's right, after all, the dignified Nantianmen guards the heavenly king, but also has a face. If there is an accident in the East China Sea Dragon Palace... I don't want to provoke the twenty-eight stars to come down to earth for the time being." (To be continued..)
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