The Great Tang: God-level Bear Child: Chapter 242 : Li Yuan drives
He was even a little happy in his heart, this bet, I won.
When the time comes, I will personally come to the door to withdraw the money, Feng'er, don't blame the emperor? Hahaha…
Thinking of this, Li Shimin happily returned to his seat.
And Li Chengfeng also crossed his legs, watching Master Shikong's performance leisurely.
"Bah, prudish!"
Standing behind Li Chengfeng, Li Lizhi cursed Master Shikong.
Li Shimin turned back in doubt, and shouted: "Changle, don't be rude! Who else are you talking about?"
Li Li asked Li Shimin to yell at herself? She immediately pursed her lips unhappily, and said: "Hmph, forget it, anyway, if I tell my father, my father won't believe it!"
"Lizhi, as the Princess Changle of the Tang Dynasty, you should lead by example and don't learn from your younger brother Li Chengfeng, you know? Oh, I'm really afraid that one day you will have Feng'er's temper, so how can I care about you! "
A trace of helplessness appeared on Li Shimin's face.
This is the helplessness of being a father who has no way to teach his son.
After all, Li Chengfeng was not born and raised in the palace since he was a child, and Li Chengfeng's character was also fixed with the environment, so he became this naughty and stubborn appearance.
If Li Chengfeng grew up in the palace, Li Shimin felt that he would be able to take care of him.
So he didn't hope that Li Lizhi would learn from Li Chengfeng.
"Okay, okay, go to the theater, it's so hot today, I want to go back to lie down and sleep after watching the show!"
Li Yuan said sullenly.
Because the weather is very hot, this Master Shikong actually released Li Yuan's pigeons for half an hour? It is unprecedented, but Li Shimin still favors Master Shikong? This made Li Yuan a little angry.
After Li Yuan said a word, Li Shimin didn't bother to interrupt.
After all, Li Yuan is his father, if Li Yuan gets angry, Li Shimin is still a little scared.
Afterwards, Li Yuan turned his head to look at Li Chengfeng, and said, "That grandson, your grandma Empress Dou's electric fan is broken, when will you come to fix it?"
"Huh? Grandma's electric fan is broken? Now?" Li Chengfeng asked.
Li Yuan replied, "It's in my house now. Although it's useful and cool, it's just a bit tedious!"
"Fee?"
"Yeah, doesn't this require people to crank it to generate electricity? At the end of the day, there are no three or five people, and you still want to blow it?"
"Haha, that's grandpa, your servant can't do it, I, Eunuch Wu, can blow me the air all day, but now I have a solar battery to charge and blow the air conditioner, so I don't need an electric fan, hahaha!"
Li Chengfeng laughed happily again, while Li Yuan was a little depressed.
Because he didn't understand any of the high-tech things Li Chengfeng mentioned, so it was useless to ask.
"Forget it, grandpa will go to your prince's mansion tomorrow, and you can repair the electric fan for grandpa!"
"Okay, no problem!" Li Chengfeng gave Li Yuan an OK gesture.
…
Soon, Master Shikong began to practice.
His method is very simple, which is to light the incense candles, put away the sacrificial items, and put on the official cassock.
Then he held the wooden fish in his left hand and the small wooden clap in his right hand, and began to knock the wooden fish here.
Master Shikong was still chanting some scriptures, Li Shimin couldn't understand, Li Chengfeng couldn't understand, anyway, only Master Shikong knew what he was reading, right?
"The scriptures are not like the scriptures, and the Sanskrit is not like the Sanskrit. When I see that old thief Shikong is thinking nonsense!"
"That's right, you're just thinking about it!"
Li Chengfeng and Li Lizhi looked at each other, and then they smiled at each other with a faint smile on their faces.
Anyway, from now on, they just need to watch a good show.
Li Chengfeng put a super invincible abdominal pain laxative in Master Shikong's meat jar, and Master Shikong would definitely not be able to stop if he pulled it later.
…
Li Shimin stroked his beard, his eyes were piercing, and he looked at Master Shikong in front of him.
According to this situation, I must have won the bet with Li Chengfeng!
"Hahaha, Feng'er, how do you think Master Shikong's rituals are doing?"
Li Shimin looked at Li Chengfeng and asked with a smile.
Li Chengfeng said disdainfully: "Isn't it just beating the wooden fish and circling around the altar? What's so strange? Then he recited some scriptures that no one could understand. If it were me, I could do it too." what!"
"Feng'er, don't mess around, Master Ren Shikong is an eminent monk in Tianshan Temple, and he is very famous in Chang'an City!"
"That's all human-to-human transmission. People have heard that there is Master Shikong in Tianshan Temple. They think the name is nice, so they think he is a master! What if he is called Master Release? Master Shipi? Master Shipi? Master Shishi? Father Emperor Listen, do you think these masters sound good?"
"Ding, it's from Li Shimin's ignorance! Naughty value +88!"
"Ding, the suppressed smile from Wei Zheng, naughty value +99!"
"Ding, the laughter from Li Yuan, naughty value +102!"
…
In fact, Li Chengfeng wanted to list more examples, but after thinking about it, he still thinks it's okay.
However, when Li Chengfeng finished speaking, the ministers on the side all laughed badly.
Especially Wei Zheng and Du Ruhui, covering their stomachs and mouths, wanting to laugh but not daring to laugh.
Because the names of the masters mentioned by the eighth prince Li Chengfeng are really funny, but now Master Shikong is doing things, if they laugh out loud, it will be bad for the emperor to hear.
Li Lizhi also blushed while holding back her laughter, and Li Yuan couldn't even close her mouth from ear to ear.
This little clever ghost~www.mtlnovel.com~ has a way of choosing a name?
Unleash the Master? It sounds very energetic, release every day!
As for the latter, don't even mention it.
Just thinking about it made Li Yuan laugh so hard that his stomach hurts.
Li Shimin actually wanted to laugh too, but in such a serious scene, he couldn't laugh.
As the emperor, if Li Shimin laughed, those ministers would definitely laugh along with him.
However, Li Yuan was laughing, because Li Shimin couldn't control Li Yuan, so he coughed and said, "Father, did you remember something funny?"
Li Yuan nodded and said, "Yes! I remembered a funny thing, haha..."
"Then, what is the funny thing about father that can make you laugh so much?" Li Shimin asked again.
Li Yuan stopped laughing suddenly, looked at Li Shimin, and said, "I think back to those years when your mother, Empress Dou, and I were digging in the corn field. Recalling that happy time, I am really happy!"
"In the corn field? What's there to be happy about?"
"Huh? Without that experience, you wouldn't be the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty. Do you feel happy, Your Majesty?"
"Ahem, father, Princess Changle is behind you..."
"Oh, the old man won't say anything!"
Li Shimin, who was stunned by Li Yuan instantly, had nothing to say.