The Fighting Chicken of Du’s Bodyguard: Chapter 7 fall off the horse
In the early morning of the next day, it was just dawn, and Du Xiao was still in a deep sleep. There was a loud crowing in his ears, which made him almost fall off the bed.
The pheasant slept so badly that he rolled over half of the bed without realizing it at night. In his sleep, he followed Du Xiao's breath and rolled closer to the pillow. At the end, half of the chicken's head exposed the quilt. At dawn, he accurately received the light and shade changes. The message, immediately sang aloud.
Afraid of waking up the family, Du Xiao quickly pulled up the quilt to cover the pet chicken. The chirping sound of the pet chicken was muffled in the quilt, as if the battery was dying, but he still sang it three times before he stopped. After singing, I closed my eyes and probably fell asleep again.
Du Xiao breathed a sigh of relief, got dressed and got up.
When Ye Jijun heard the movement of him opening the door and going out, he stuck his head out and looked, his eyes fell on the bedside table, his eyes rolled around, and he shrank into the middle of the quilt and turned into a human shape.
I had two lessons at night, and I could see the reference objects again during the day, so the location was chosen well this time, and there was no accident.
Young Master Zhou stretched out his bare arms, and like a thief, he touched Du Xiao's cell phone on the bedside table, hid under the covers and rustled and dialed his father's number.
Chairman Zhou: "Du Xiao, Happy New Year!"
Zhou Zhan lowered his voice: "Dad, it's me."
Chairman Zhou's voice immediately became excited: "Smash! Did you succeed?"
Zhou Zhan's heart was filled with arrows, and he was so embarrassed that he became angry: "What's the hurry! You old and rude!"
Chairman Zhou: "…"
Zhou Zhan: "I'm calling to ask you to help me check Du Xiao's relatives and friends, hurry up!"
Chairman Zhou was at a loss: "What what? What to check?"
"Check the detailed information of all the relatives, friends and neighbors of his family, which ones are close, which ones are normal, which ones are annoying, and then check if there is anything bad in each family that can be talked about."
Knowing his son Mo Ruofu, Chairman Zhou understood his son's requirements in seconds and understood: "No problem! Wrap it up on your father! We have chicken races all over the world, and the information network is very powerful. Such trivial matters are completely out of the question, you just wait. Go!"
Zhou Zhan quickly flattered: "Dad, you are the best!"
Chairman Zhou felt very useful, and before hanging up the phone, he said earnestly: "Remember to have a good relationship with every member of the Du family, let them like your original form first, and it will be easier to accept it after a showdown."
Zhou Zhan: "Don't worry, Dad! Don't look at how many people your son is recruiting... ah, ah, someone is here, bye!"
Zhou Zhan quickly hung up the phone, because the footsteps had already reached the door of the room, he didn't dare to put the phone back, and only had time to hide in the bed and return to its original shape.
Du Xiao came in to get his mobile phone, and after a long time he couldn't find it. He went out to rummage through the suitcase, but still couldn't find it. After asking around at home, he still couldn't find it. Finally, he took Dad Du's mobile phone to make a call and found it according to the voice. Beside the bed, I lifted the quilt and saw my phone lying not far from the pet chicken that I had been looking for for a long time.
Du Xiao: "..."
Strange, I don't have the habit of playing with my phone in bed...
Du Xiao hung up the phone and picked up his mobile phone, eliminating the missed call notification, and found that the screen stayed on the address book interface.
Du Xiao: "..."
Is it because of sleep pressure?
The pheasant, who was exposed to Du Xiao's sight, closed his eyes and pretended to sleep: It's over! I seem to have overlooked something!
Du Xiao frowned and thoughtfully reopened the phone and put it in his pocket, looked at the pet chicken who likes to sleep in like the young master Zhou, put the quilt back on, and turned around to go out for breakfast.
The pheasant pretended to be dead for a while, dug out of the quilt, got out of bed shaking his hair, paced to the kitchen with his head held high, and glanced at his bodyguard secretly, raising his head higher, The neck is straighter, pretending that he is not guilty at all.
After secretly observing for a period of time, I found that Du Xiao did not behave abnormally. Ye Jijun knew that he was not exposed, so he was overjoyed and quickly relaxed.
Mom said that we must wait until the raw rice is cooked before exposing it, otherwise it will increase the difficulty of attacking Du Xiao.
Although my mother is a bit stupid, this sentence is very reasonable! To listen!
After enjoying the breakfast specially prepared by the Du family for his mascot, the pheasant wore a new vest re-sewed by Du's mother, and went out for a walk with a chubby belly. After the chicken coop.
In addition to dogs, the Du family also raised chickens, all hens, the kind that lay eggs.
The pheasant looked at the chicken coop, thinking, this is also a member of the Du family, or let's start with the kind of kind, the unreasonable and crazy stupid guy like the big wolf dog should be put to the end.
Ye Jijun didn't admit that he was a coward at all, and walked to the door of the chicken coop with his head held high.
The seven or eight hens inside raised their heads one after another, tilted their heads to look at him for a moment, and suddenly burst out laughing in unison.
Look at that pheasant! The clothes are so funny! Like a dog!
One of the creatures that chickens hate the most is dogs. This metaphor is an insult to chickens. The pheasant became angry, and instantly forgot the purpose of making a relationship, jumping and shouting: "Giggle!"
I am treated as a VIP, and Mama Du made it for me, you know the shit!
Hens: "Cuckoo!"
Who is this stupid kid? Take yourself too seriously! Humans have other plans for you, and they definitely want to eat your meat!
Pheasant-kun: "Giggle cluck!"
Stop it! I will marry into the Du family in the future, and I will be your master from now on! You stupid hens! Your destiny can only be served as a meal for human beings, what qualifications do you have to laugh at me!
Hens: "Cuckoo!"
You are stupid! We high-class chickens only need to lay eggs, and you cockroaches who can't lay eggs will become human dishes!
Pheasant-kun: "Giggle cluck!"
fart! It's also an excellent chicken, I'm higher than you! I am a primate! The difference between me and you is like the difference between man and ape! Do not accept to fight!
"Cuckoo cuckoo..."
"Gluck cluck..."
In the front yard, the big wolf dog who was gnawing on the bones on the ground pricked up his ears: Ha! There is fun!
The big wolfdog hid the bones, hurried to the back of the house with his tongue, and rushed towards the chicken coop with great enthusiasm.
"Cuckoo cuckoo!"
"Giggle cluck!"
The two kinds of chickens in and out of the chicken coop were all so frightened that their faces turned pale, their wings flapped, and their feathers flew all over the sky.
The big wolfdog found that the hen inside was still locked, and could not play with him, so he had to find the new comer outside, raised his front paws and opened his mouth to fly.
"Ah, ah, help! Du Xiao, help! Du Xiao, help! Du Xiao, help!"
Du Xiao had already formed a conditioned reflex for Zhou Zhan's voice, and rushed there quickly. After seeing the situation clearly, he shouted "ping pong", then rushed over and hugged the crumbling pheasant standing on the top of the chicken coop with one paw, saving his pet at Yu. Distress.
Ye Jijun leaned weakly on Du Xiao's chest: Mad scared me to death!
The entire Du family was alarmed, thinking that there were weasels patronizing them, so they rushed over, only to see Du Xiao frowning and looking at the pheasant in his arms with a serious look, and looking at the big wolf dog who was lying at his feet, hahaha, sticking out his tongue. See as a cloud.
Member of the Du family: "…"
It's not even a face paralysis, how much emotional fluctuations this must be!
Ping-pong was given by his comrades back then, and it was also a pet that he brought back in person. Should the difference be so obvious?
After a while, Du Xiao returned to the front yard in a trance with his pet chicken.
The chairman said that the chicken was lost three years ago and was found only recently. Zhou Zhan should have never seen this chicken in the past three years, let alone teach it to speak... How could it call my name? Heard it from others, and realized it by yourself?
Will it be too evil?
No, this chicken is already evil.
At this moment, the mobile phone in his pocket rang. Du Xiao picked it up and saw that it was the chairman. He was a little surprised, so he hurriedly pressed to answer.
Chairman Zhou's excited and smug voice came over: "Smash! I'll check it for you! Is it soon?"
Du Xiao: "...Chairman?"
Chairman Zhou: "!!"
What the hell! Careless!
Du Xiao: "...I'm Du Xiao."
Chairman Zhou: "Oh, I made a mistake! Hahaha, that, Du Xiao, Happy New Year! The Year of the Rooster is auspicious! The Year of the Rooster is a good year, hahahaha!"
Du Xiao: "...I also wish the chairman and his family a happy new year!"
After the two celebrated each other's New Year's greetings, the microphone fell into a confused embarrassment.
Chairman Zhou: It is very shameful to take the initiative to greet employees for the New Year.
Du Xiao: Didn't the chairman say to take Zhou Zhan on vacation? Why are you still calling?
Nestled in the arms of the bodyguard, Ye Jijun, who was eavesdropping on the whole process, fell into a mysterious silence: Shouldn't it be exposed? no? no?
For half a day in the afternoon, Du Xiao still didn't show any strangeness, but when he turned to the call record, he wondered whether he had amnesia.
However, Mr. Yeji didn't find him looking at the call records, so Mr. Yeji was relieved.
While Du Xiao was putting down his phone to do housework, he touched the room, jumped to the bedside table to look at Du Xiao's phone, stretched out his chicken paws and gestured up and down, left and right, and found that he couldn't turn on the screen, so he had to turn his head to look around secretly. After confirming that the environment is safe enough, it turns into a human shape, and after a quick operation, it quickly returns to its original shape, and then squatting on the bedside table and listening to the "beep" sound inside.
The call was quickly connected, and Chairman Zhou was very cautious this time: "Du Xiao..."
"Dad! It's me!" Ye Jijun said immediately, "What did you find? Tell me now! Time is tight!"
"Okay!" Chairman Zhou hurriedly flipped through the information, "I'll read it to you! Bala, blah, blah..."
It's amazing, the Zhou family is stupid, but their memory is pretty good, of course, only in the short term.
It was basically empty after seven days.
After hanging up the phone, Ye Jijun could almost recite the contents of the information, jumped off the ground with pride, and walked in front of Du Xiao with his head held high.
That night, the confident Pheasant Lord stretched out his wings again and tapped on Du Xiao secretly.
Du Xiao was very worried today, he slept very lightly, and immediately opened his eyes when he felt the movement.
Seeing that he didn't respond, Ye Ji-jun tried several times in a row, each time with heavier force.
Du Xiao looked blankly at the pitch-black roof.
The pheasant-kun scrawled and explored, finding the right position and quietly transforming.
Du Xiao felt the space in the bed suddenly expand, his breathing stagnated, his chest began to thump violently, and he felt dizzy.
The bare young master Zhou stretched out his bare arm, and rubbed one hand to touch Du Xiao's thigh, because he was very nervous and his palm was wet.
Du Xiao tried his best to restrain his heavy breathing.
Young Master Zhou's wet palms moved towards the target, and in a hurry, he felt the half-hard under Du Xiao's crotch...
Du Xiao: ! !