Public Enemy: Chapter 3 Soy Sauce God Pit, 【Misaka Sister Volume 1】
This is the seventh school district of the academy city.
Chen Yi looked around in a certain park.
"Really, Xiaobai (pet white tiger), why did that little boy come here?"
Although he has the relationship with Xiaobai as the main pet, Chen Yi can only sense the approximate area where his pet is, and Xiaobai usually stays with Chen Yi all the time except sleeping in the pet space, like This is the first time that the two parties have left.
－_－|||...Ah....It's really thanks to that discharge girl....
Thinking of this, Chen Yi couldn't help but feel awkward. I don't know if the law that there is no need for a protagonist if you have a traverser is causing trouble. Ever since Chen Yi first met a certain Tokiwadai Princess Dengeki, she has been treated like a life-and-death enemy by her. The same chased one street after another.
Nima, shouldn't you go after a certain pickpocket, why are you driving your buddies to death! !
It's not that Chen Yi can't beat Misaka Mikoto, on the contrary, if Chen Yi is willing, one slap can knock Misaka Mikoto unconscious. but.........
Nima is the protagonist of the world who is cheating. If she gets hurt a little, she will be hated by the world. What kind of trouble is she going to do! Being hated by the world, the luck value will be negative, what kind of trouble is going against the sky! ! I can't afford to hurt you, Hun Dan!
In order to get rid of Misaka Mikoto's entanglement, the helpless Chenyi could only show Misaka Mikoto the fact that she could not resist her own strength, but after doing it, he regretted it, because Misaka Mikoto not only retreated without knowing the difficulty, but became more persistent , desperately chasing and discharging electricity, but he didn't know that most of the electrical appliances in the seventh school district were paralyzed because of her.
ha...unfortunate....
Thinking of this, Chen Yi couldn't help sighing, and by the way stole the mantra of a certain girl.
Ok? ? ? found it! !
Sensing the aura of his pet, Chen Yi trembled, looked in the direction of the aura, and was terrified instantly!
Why is the discharge girl here! ! Hey, Mr. World, you cheated on me, right? Just got rid of it and now it's coming again! !
Looking at the back in front of him wearing the impressive Tokiwadai school uniform, as well as the impressive brown shoulder-length short hair, at this moment he was scratching Xiaobai's chin with his small hand, Chen Yi instantly became Spartan.
What should I do... The discharge girl is having fun with Xiaobai, do you want to go? Are you going to bring Xiaobai over?
Thinking about it a little bit...
what! ! I remember that the limited edition "Yuan ○ Kong" Qiongmei body pillow will be on sale soon!
Ah~~~ No, no, why did you forget such an important thing, Hui Ye said so expectantly~~. (^ω^)
Sell your pet decisively! !
Well~~~ Come pick up Xiaobai after a while.
But things are often unsatisfactory, Chen Yi forgot that since he can feel Xiao Bai's breath, then of course Xiao Bai also found him.
"Meow~~~~~"
When Chen Yi froze from the horror, Xiao Bai turned into an afterimage, threw himself on Chen Yi's head, and rubbed him affectionately~~~~.
Oops... Oops... found out...
Feeling the piercing sight behind him, a little cold sweat ran across his forehead, Chen Yi turned his head like a robot.
Al? ? ?
When he looked at the girl who was staring at him, Chen Yi was puzzled. The girl in front of him was exactly the same as Misaka Mikoto in terms of clothing and appearance, but the feeling was very different. If Misaka Mikoto likes to reflect her mood on herself If it is on the face of the girl, then the girl in front of her is completely opposite to her. The pupils are dilated and appear dull, and the pretty face has no expression at all, a typical three-no girl.
got the wrong person? Are twins? By the way, what is this swollen thing, Lord God?
【Ding! The host has met Misaka sister, and the hidden mission has started. 】
[Task 1: Let Misaka sister understand the value of life, so that she will no longer underestimate her own value. The task is successful: the skill levelup of mouth cannon. Mission failed: Even the most basic mouthpiece of the Crystal Palace failed, you are still talking about the Crystal Palace! Killed by an airborne hatchet with the characteristics of [Must Hit] and [Instant Death]. 】
【Mission 2: Defeat Yuriko Suzuke and save Misaka sister from the abyss of death. The mission is successful: the number of people in the Crystal Palace has skyrocketed by 1W, Misaka Mikoto's favorability has increased, and the strategy is possible. Mission failed: ... as above ... you understand]
silence.........
Nima is dead! ! Lord God, are you cheating on me again, Nima is already in dire straits with only a few girls in the family, and now Nima has come to skyrocket 1W...you don’t need to kill your buddies, you’ve already burped because of the hatchet! !
[Because the host didn't reject the mission immediately, the mission is accepted by default, it can't be canceled, and it can't be regretted. If you give up, you will be punished according to the failure of the mission...]
I beep-beep-beep-
Lord God, if you block what I say again, I will chop you up and feed you to Stalin! !
[Brackets laugh (^_^)]
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Laugh at your sister! ! !
I really feel helpless for the main **** Chen Yi who cheated me time and time again. I have no choice but to find out the memory of sister Misaka that is buried deep in my mind. (Most people will fade away their past memories in a few years, not to mention that Chen Yi is already over 1000 years old, so Chen Yi will not be able to react when he suddenly sees the characters in the plot)
Misaka sister...Misaka sister...wait? ? ! Miss Misaka!
As Chen Yi worked hard to dig out his memory, the things about the three-no girl in front of him also slowly surfaced in Chen Yi's mind.
That's how it is...The Absolute Abilities Plan....
Immediately, Chen Yi felt a little pain in the ass.
It is said that those scientists had a brain twitch or the dendrogram designer had a brain twitch, **** it this is an RPG game! Let Accelerator kill 20,000 Misaka sisters? ? Nima, what's the difference between a level 99 brave and a level 1 slime! Leveling up without even a hair of experience? ! I'll give you a look! !
Forget it~~~ Let’s get to know each other first.
Thinking of this, Chen Yi raised his right hand, just about to say hello.
! ! ! !
As if frightened, although he still had no expression on his face, he took a step back in a slight panic.
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Chen Yi couldn't help being embarrassed, and said... what's going on? ? Dude, although the current attire looks a bit bad (because Kaguya's house was so excited that Chen Yi wore Nero's attire in [Devil May Cry 4], and he has always been in this gothic casual clothes similar to rebellious youths), but According to the comics, it has always been this body, right? ? At most it's just cosplay! It's not enough to scare the girl!
After thinking for a while, Chen Yi knew the reason.
So that's the case.....Is it because of the white hair and red eyes....In other words, even if this is similar, but the appearance of my buddy is very different from that of Accelerator...Is it because of the psychological shadow left by Accelerator... ....
Thinking about it this way...Chen Yi was just about to explain...
"that........"
"Shh~~~~~~~"
I don't know where the wind blows~~~ interrupted what Chen Yi just said.
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Ah~ah~~blue sky~~~white clouds~~~ and the fleeting blue and white stripes, how beautiful this picturesque scene is~~ The wind is so noisy today~~~.
Pooh! ! When did my buddy become so artistic! But I saw something good~~~~
【Hehe~~~Look at how promising you are, you are obviously a family man, but you are still so obsessed with the fat times of beautiful girls like a salty uncle. (The contempt that cannot be expressed in the tone)]
You are the uncle! ! Your whole family are uncles!
【Oh, right! You are no longer an uncle! How can the level of a mere uncle be compared with your host! It's obviously a thousand-year-old monster. (There is a little teasing in the words)]
Your sister, a thousand-year-old monster! Dude is forever 18! Forever..forever..of..18..years old..! 18 years old who is always one year older than 17 years old! !
【Ding! The host gets a permanent title, "The Old Man Who Pretends to Be Tender"]
-_-#..........
I want to be calm....to be calm....
Pressing the throbbing veins on his forehead, Chen Yi turned his attention to the girl in front of him again, and explained to her that he was not a bad person.
Interpreting 0%...................
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"So it's like this~~~, Misaka is perfunctory with the man in front of him who seems to be a cosplay fanatic, and at the same time doubts the authenticity of this man's words." The tea-haired girl said in an inorganic voice without expression.
-_-#......
Hello! Since it's perfunctory, I don't want to say it! Girl, you are too honest!
"Ha... By the way, after chatting for so long, I still don't know what your name is? Tell me." Sighing, Chen Yi changed the subject.
"Before asking someone else's name, you should say your own name first, Misaka said to the man in front of him based on the knowledge he learned from the learning device, but Misaka is an honest and good boy, so he decided to forgive the man in front of him for his rudeness, and said his name first. "The voice is as inorganic as ever.
"Misaka's name is Misaka."
"What........"
Chen Yi couldn't help being embarrassed again, what do you mean? Is this girl's name Misaka Misaka? ! What's wrong with such a weird name!
"Misaka has already said his name, UU Reading www.uukanshu.com, but the man in front of him has not said his name for a long time, he is really a rude man, Misaka thought secretly while his heart was full of contempt."
-_-#...Hey! I am angry! Since you secretly thought of it, don't say it, Hun Dan!
Stretching out his hand again to press the bulging veins on his forehead, Chen Yi's tone was indescribably depressed.
"Chen Yi... just call me Chen Yi."
silence.............
"Sure enough, this man is hopeless. Misaka hesitated whether to send him to the hospital. According to the knowledge on the learning device, the man in front of him is cosplaying the male protagonist Youkai Chen Yi in the most popular manga recently. However, Misaka is very concerned about this man's cosplay. Compared with the current technology of Academy City, the simulation degree of cosplay can only reach more than 80%. But the simulation degree of the man in front of me is infinitely close to 100%. "Although he was shocked, his expression was not at all persuasive.
"And even the monster Chenyi's pet is so similar (meow~~~~), Misaka is chilled by this man's cosplay fanaticism, and once again strengthened his determination to send this man to the hospital." While stroking Xiaobai While talking to himself, Fur finally nodded slightly.
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"You are enough!! Why do I insist on cosplaying myself!! And if you think about it in your heart, think about it honestly! What kind of trouble do you want to say! What kind of trouble is it? Ahh!"
Chen Yi, who was provoked by sister Misaka's too honest (or black-bellied) words, almost couldn't help but collapsed the park.