Public Enemy: Chapter 54 A \'normal\' 1 day
The location is opposite to the Magic Forest Xianglin Hall...
Xiang Linzi looked at the incomparably gorgeous grocery store across the street with a tangled face, which had risen to the point of blatantly grabbing business...
Pit father ah! There are people coming to **** business in such a broken place?
Xianglinzi looked at the luxury grocery store that was located in his Xianglintang a few years ago, his eyes became more entangled, his soul was light! It's just a mere grocery store, why is it so luxuriously built!
Compared with it, Korinko feels that her Korindo is something that should be thrown away, but Marisa often goes to the opposite shop recently, and deliberately ignores her Korindo...
However, Xiang Linzi also had to admit that the grocery store across the street sells really good stuff, even if she can't help but go shopping occasionally...
Xianglinzi came out of Xianglintang, looked at Chen Yi who was already outside, and started to say hello once a day, due to the difference in strength between the two parties, Xianglinzi resisted holding back on the other side's card. The urge to punch a face with a hateful smile...
After saying hello, Chen Yi also started a routine "bird hunting" for the day, took out the Barrett M82A1 he picked up from the Unknown Tomb with Xiang Linzi, and fired the bullets made from the Kappa one by one Press it into the magazine...
Kacha~~
loading sound...
Xianglinzi, who was not surprised, covered her ears habitually.
bump! !
The loud gunshots startled many birds in the forest.
"Ah! It's so dangerous, so dangerous." A girl holding a camera, wearing a small red hat, wearing a black and white short-sleeved shirt and a black skirt stared nervously at the smoking tree on the side. big hole...
"Tch! It's missed." Click, the sound of loading came out again, "But the bullets ordered from Kappa have just arrived, so..."
bump! !
Let the frightened birds that have just returned to the nest fly away again...
"Wow! Come again!" Wenwen yelled while dodging bullets, "Hey, hey! I'm a guest no matter what! How could you treat me like this!"
"Fuck your mother's guest!" Chen Yi was also furious, "Give me the booklet in your hand, and I'll treat you as a guest! Hundan!"
Speaking of Sheming Wanwen, after Chen Yi finished opening the store, she didn't know why she was following her, and even the secrets on him were discovered. Chen Yi guessed that it must have something to do with Yakumo Zi or Grandma...
Then Chen Yi was harassed day and night, Chen Yi was also prepared for this, but well, a wise man will make a mistake, and accidents will inevitably occur in life.
Therefore, due to Chen Yi's carelessness, Wenwen used the wind to blow off his jacket, and in order to keep his pants, he was clouded and poured cold water. Needless to say, Chen Yi looked at Wenwen at that time. The finger that quickly presses the camera's shooting button knows that she has succeeded...
This is the fact, Wen Wen, who got fresh materials the next day, spread the Wen Wen Daily about Chen Yi to the entire Gensokyo, and Chen Yi, who had read the contents of the newspaper, went to Monster Mountain on the same day...
Afterwards, a certain paparazzi still remained stubborn...
"Well! How is this possible? As a reporter, I am very professional..."
"Ahh! Fuck me! Don't let me see you again!!"
bump! bump! bump!
There was continuous gunfire.
Ever since the "Wen Wen News" about Chen Yi was released, Chen Yi didn't dare to go out of the magic forest. Every time he went out to meet monsters, he looked at Chen Yi's eyes not only strangely but also full of defense...
Although Barrett is a big killer in the outside world, but in Gensokyo, a place where you can easily pull a pervert, the effect is that it is not powerful, so this gun is at best a toy in Chen Yi's hands...
In order to improve the "very fragile" gun **** for Chen Yi, Chen Yi threw countless precious materials on it, directly turning this gun from a toy in Gensokyo to a lethal weapon.
"Did you hide well!" It can be said that it is a dream to hit Chinese with ordinary bullets. Chen Yi retreated the empty magazine, took out a whole blood-red bullet, and pressed it into the magazine.
"Hehehe! Paparazzi, this is a bullet I made with my own hands. You are the lucky one to try it first! Hahaha!" Chen Yi loaded the bullet with a crooked evil smile! aim! It seems that Chen Yi has been harmed by "Wen Wen News".
"Oh? It's so dangerous!" Wenwen looked at the muzzle of the gun that didn't threaten her at all, and suddenly felt a sense of danger, "If you get hit, you won't be able to go out for the next few days, right? Let’s retreat first, Fengshen girl~”
call~
Wenwen's figure instantly disappeared in mid-air, and at the same time, a huge red light pierced the sky of Gensokyo...
"It's finally gone." Chen Yi put away Barrett who was smoking from the muzzle of the gun, "The only bullet that took a week to make just disappeared, alas~~"
Afterwards, Chen Yi returned to the store, ignored the black and white mouse who was holding a cloth bag filled with various materials, and opened the laptop locked with a special chain to prevent a dark-hearted black princess from stealing...
"Thank you, Chen Yi." A certain black and white mouse swaggered out of Chen Yi's shop with a big bag full behind it.
... Rampantism also has a lower limit! Looking at Marisa who was leaving, Chen Yi thought about it and gave up the idea of calling her back, no matter what she would not give money...
Just after Marisa, who has been transferred to a thief, left, a handsome Yayi Yonglin wearing a nurse's cap came to Chen Yi's shop again.
What's wrong today? Why is Ping's store so bustling with no human hair?
Chen Yi watched Yong Lin walk directly to the shelf where Chen Yi put the medicine, and said, "Yong Lin, aren't you a doctor yourself, why do you come to my place to buy medicine?"
"I'm just curious, the potion you made is of great research value to me." Yonglin picked up various potions and said, "Obviously it has all kinds of strange effects, but it has no side effects. "
"Why don't you think about it and go to the Everlasting Pavilion, the princess misses you very much."
"Uh..." Chen Yi thought about Kaguya who has now become NEET Ji, "Let's forget about it."
"Hmph! Men are really heartless creatures. After eating and wiping them up, they leave with their pants in their hands." Yonglin looked contemptuous.
…I just leave with my trousers in my hands after eating and wiping it clean. I’m not that cheap, I say, “Hey! Give me the money and leave!”
Yong Lin didn't turn her head back, "If you want money, come to Yong Yong Ting to get it."
I'm afraid I won't be able to come back after I go... Chen Yi looked at Yong Lin's disappearing figure and thought, forget it, anyway, this store was not opened for making money...
"Hey! Store manager! Is there anyone here?" A mother in ordinary clothes appeared in Chen Yi's store.
"... Has the Hakurei Shrine closed down?" Looking at the grandmother who had taken off her maiden clothes and changed into ordinary clothes, it took Chen Yi a long time to hold back such a sentence.
"Ha! How is it possible, Reimu is now able to take charge on his own, and I can't teach Reimu because of the different fighting methods, and my term of office has already expired, so I'm here."
My mother is a melee physical type, and my daughter is a mage type. Uh...the gap is too big, but Reimu's melee type is also very strong. Is it genetic? It seems that Reimu picked it up.
"Terms of office?" This Chen Yi really doesn't know, besides maintaining youth, Hakuli Miko also has a term of office?
"The term of office is that each generation of Hakurei Miko can only serve for ten years. Once more than ten years, the lifespan of Hakurei Miko will be greatly shortened for some reason. She will definitely not live to be thirty years old, but as long as it does not exceed ten years It doesn’t matter if it’s a year, this is what the ancestors concluded.”
"So you came to my place?" Chen Yi was embarrassed, and his term of office expired? This is a mess!
"Of course! I can't go there in the world, so I can only come to you as an employee. Just forget to pay your salary every month." Grandma said with a face of course, "You should have a lot of people here." Empty room, well, I'll find one myself."
...You are very polite, grandma, and you look like you are here to eat, drink, and live, why do you still ask me for a salary! It seems that I am kind enough not to ask you for rent!
【Ding! The official plot of Gensokyo begins! 】
【Ding! Task 4 starts: Oh! God! You didn't hang up, you thought Mission 4 would never be opened. 】
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[Is it enough to 'play' in Fantasy Township amidst thousands of flowers? If you have enough 'play', just dodge before Yongye. 】
[PS: This world has developed and perfected, and you are no longer needed, trust me! This is definitely not killing a donkey! 】
[Re-PS: At present, you still have a lot of time to leave 'unforgettable' memories with the 'flowers' in Gensokyo, so hurry up and work hard. 】
Fuck! Nima! !
Living in this world for so long, Chen Yi almost forgot that he is a time traveler, now...
I didn't belong to this world in the first place, sooner or later I have to leave and go back, entangled...
"Chen Yi, what's the matter with you, what's on your mind?" Grandma, who officially started eating, drinking and living together, looked at Chen Yi's tangled expression and asked.
Chen Yi forced a smile, "Oh, it's okay, I just remembered something..."
Lord God! Can I come back after leaving this world?
【can! 】
how to do?
[Find it yourself! 】
Nima...
After receiving the answer from the Lord God, Chen Yi's mood improved a lot. Although he didn't know how to get back, there was always a way, right?
"Mom, come help!"
When a monk hits the clock one day, Marisa looted a lot of things today, and it's time to replenish some goods.
"Oh? No way, I have to do something now, and I want to make a cup of tea."
Chen Yi's face darkened, "You really came here to eat and drink."
"Ha~, how is it possible? I'll help right away." Grandma said haha, and put away the tea set that had been set up.
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