Public Enemy: Chapter 360 delicate situation
Ugh? What day is it today? Chen Yi scratched his head and ignored the brown-haired girl beside him who was frowning, and continued to walk forward. It seemed that school was about to start, so in other words, he was "possessed" by himself The unlucky guy who left the dormitory may be coming back, but the old fox should solve this matter, right?
"Hey! Your way of ignoring wild cats on the roadside is very annoying!" With one foot on the ground, electric sparks rolled from Meiqin's body to Chen Yi's.
"Yo~, Meiqin, it's getting late, why are you still hanging out here, you're not afraid of meeting idiots or something?" Chen Yi looked suddenly enlightened, looked at the sky, and it was already getting late, "Your What about the 'mount'?"
"Mount? What kind of mount?" Meiqin looked at Chen Yi puzzled.
"It's that perverted sunspot."
"Who wants that pervert as a mount! Ah!?" Meiqin covered her mouth in surprise, "Why did I use the very subtle word 'only'?"
"You need to ask your own thoughts, perhaps this is the position of Heizi in your heart." Chen Yi nodded and explained.
"Huh? Uh!? How could I have such an idea? I must have made a mistake."
"Maybe, you should think about it first." Chen Yi said with a serious face, "This matter is very important, and it will directly or indirectly affect your outlook on life!"
"Eh? Is it that serious?" Mikoto rubbed her hair with a tangled look.
"Of course! This is necessary." Chen Yi still patted Misaka Mikoto's shoulder with a serious face, "I still have something to do. So, let's take a step first (smile)..."
"Thank you..." Misaka Mikoto waved to Chen Yi as she continued to think, saying goodbye.
Uh~ By the way, this is really... Chen Yi, who went down the slope, turned his head and left without saying a word, dragging Chen Yi's blessing, Kamijou Touma has been hospitalized until today and has not recovered yet, probably this unlucky child is currently in the hospital. Do your summer homework.
Because of this, Chen Yi was forced to act as a girl's boyfriend to deal with Ai Zhali, who pretended to be Haiyuan Guanggui. Chen Yi, who knew the opponent's details, was naturally very easy to deal with this, but then a certain Tokiwadai Queen's random entry directly led to an overreaching act of manipulating a car to block a car. It's just that Chen Yi belongs to the 'car'.
Then, laughing, laughing, and laughing wildly, the Tokiwadai girl left Misaka Mikoto with a burst of cynicism, and after that, Chen Yi was entangled. There is no mistake!
"No! Stop!" Misaka Mikoto, who realized that she had been tricked, looked at Chen Yi's figure that was getting further and further away, and immediately possessed herself as a warrior, comprehending the charge directly, and ran towards Chen Yi.
"Ahhh! My sis is too dangerous to do this." Just when Misaka Mikoto was about to touch Chen Yi and was about to kick Chen Yi's back with a strong kick, the chaotic Heizi teleported while holding Misaka Mikoto , and then Chen Yi disappeared.
"Heizi, what are you doing!" Mikoto, with a blushing face, pushed **** Heizi who kept rubbing against her chest, and there were many people on the side of the road watching!
"Let him run away again, Heizi..." Meiqin looked downcastly, looking at Heizi with a 'happiness' face in her arms. "You interfere with my actions again and again, are you ready to be punished!"
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"I'm back." Chen Yi looked at a few more Misaka girls in the room, shook his head and said, needless to say, these Misaka girls were all drawn by Kaguya to play strategy games.
"School will start tomorrow." Ji Shen looked up at Chen Yi and said.
"Oh, it's none of my business." Chen Yi nodded and began to take lunch boxes out.
"Then I was expelled from school. I need to transfer." Ji Shen Ji Shen looked at Chen Yi and said lightly.
"Oh, continue." Chen Yi directly squeezed away Wen Wen who was lying on the sofa, and took an empty seat.
"..." Ji Shen swayed for a while, "It's gone, but your bland reaction is really sad."
"Oh... No! How do you know that I never let anyone out of the house!" Chen Yi slapped the table, causing Wen Wen to sit up in shock.
"Of course I informed you. Also, illegal detention is wrong..." A small figure with short pink hair and a pink dress poked her head weakly from behind the sofa.
"..." Chen Yi scratched his head, popped out a cigarette and lit it, and pointed at the loli behind the sofa who had not been discovered because of her height, "Who put this weird loli creature in!? "
"How do I know?" With Chen Yi starting, Mei Hong unceremoniously picked up Chen Yi's cigarette case on the table, Chen Yi very cooperatively handed over the cigarette in his hand, Mei Hongbai After taking a look at Chen Yi, he still ignited his own with the flame on Chen Yi's cigarette.
"Children can't smoke." Chen Yi grabbed the cigarette case on the table, Xiaomeng's hand that was going to touch the cigarette case suddenly fell apart, his face was full of disappointment.
"I'm not a child, I'm already an adult." Pseudo(?) Teacher Loli, Yueyong Xiaomeng's voice doesn't want to refute no matter what you hear, but it's like... cute!
"It's not cute!" Teacher Xiaomeng looked at Chen Yi's eyes and said quickly, "That's right! It's wrong to illegally detain others, and I also know the security guards, but seeing that this child is living a good life, it should be said that he is taken in." It's just... ah, I actually made this kind of mistake. By the way, you should still be in school. Which school are you in? Why haven't I seen you before? By the way, you look like the one in the comics. There are this one, and that one, and there are several twin sisters who are so similar here. Is it related to the strongest "Electric Shocker"? How is the space in this room like this? Do you have space-type abilities here? ..."
"Want to drink water?" Chen Yi looked at Xiaomeng who was still planning to continue talking, while Kaguya and Misaka sisters on the side had already put on earphones, "Also, I am not a student, so I refuse to educate."
"Thank you, but is there any beer?" Looking at the water glass Chen Yi handed over, Xiaomeng stopped talking, "Aren't you a student? How can you waste your time like this? You should live a happy campus life in school at this time Yes, instead of cohabiting with girls, even if you are young and in good health, your body will break down after a long time, so you have to be restrained. Even if you are too energetic, you can share it with your campus life. For a long time It's not right to hold back at home..."
Ah ah ah ah ah! Chen Yi couldn't help covering his head, looking at the fake loli in front of him who had fallen into some kind of 'hot-blooded education' state, Chen Yi covered his head in pain, don't use this kind of tone of educating bad children to me! My age is over a hundred blocks away from you!
"What are you doing? Don't think about self-mutilation, you are a child who lacks education." Xiaomeng watched the movement of poking her ear with a toothpick in both hands, and hurriedly stopped it, but it was still a step too late... The toothpick broke.
"Huh—" Xiaomeng breathed a sigh of relief, looking at the broken toothpick in Chen Yi's hand, "It's wrong to play pranks, you don't know how worried the teacher was just now, if something happens, it will be very painful..."
alright, you win! Chen Yi took out his mobile phone, put on the music, and put on the earphones. Five minutes later, he felt sleepy for a long time... A long time ago, when Chen Yi was still in school, he discovered a wonderful phenomenon, that is, he wore earphones to listen to music during class. Sleeping with music, even if the sound is turned up to the maximum, you can fall asleep within five minutes. When you go home to sleep, turn the sound to the minimum. After half an hour, not only did you not fall asleep, but the more you listened, the more energetic you became. It is very subtle and interesting. The phenomenon of ... extreme set off the magic of the teacher!
"Fortunately, I was prepared in advance. As the class teacher, I still have some rights. My intuition is really correct." With her eyes closed, Xiaomeng coughed softly, took out an application for admission from behind, and filled out everything. It's over, just one signature away, "Oh? Why did you fall asleep? It's really rude."
Ji Shen, who was fanning the smoke around him, looked at Hongxia outside the window, and couldn't help yawning too, feeling so sleepy... Obviously he had enough sleep.
Meihong also shook her head sleepily, feeling sleepy after listening to Huiyin's lecture, so let's go to sleep, anyway, there is no headbutt attack from Huiyin in this place.
Chen Yi was 'dead in battle', Hui Ye was 'dead in battle', and Ji Shen was 'to be killed in battle'.
Such a powerful hypnotic effect, the corners of Wen Wen's mouth twitched as he looked at Chen Yi and Mei Hong who were lying down, and when he looked at Hui Ye and the others... Oh! How despicable! He ran away ahead of time!
Wenwen, Jiading's idea, also disappeared without a trace under a gust of wind.
"Huh? Why are there no people?" Looking at the somewhat empty room, Yueyong Xiaomeng asked, "Ah? Could it be that he was going out? He seemed too focused just now."
"Xiao Jishen, can you tell me the names of these two?" Xiaomeng asked Jishen who was about to get down on the side~www.mtlnovel.com~ha~" Jishen yawned, tilted his head, and pointed Looking at Chen Yi, "The name is Chen Yi, and the occupation is monster. "
Then pointing to Meihong, "Fujiwara Meihong, occupation is (thinking for a while)...Turkey."
"Xiao Ji really likes to joke. This must be the harm of staying in the house for a long time. I should go out more in the future, eh? I only brought one copy." Xiaomeng wrote down on a school application form with some disappointment. Chen Yi's name, this is a strong buy and strong sell!
"I was ordered not to go out." Ji Shen said indifferently, "I will act as a maid, but I will be paid."
"What! This is too much." Xiaomeng said with a 'serious' face, "No matter what you say, you can't restrict other people's freedom, this is illegal."
"It must be his idea." Yueyong Xiaomeng pointed at Chen Yi, "I will definitely correct his way forward, the lost boy is waiting for my education!"
Alas—you misunderstood, out of a certain state of mind, Ji Shen just sighed and didn't say much. (to be continued)