Public Enemy: Chapter 293 life is shit

> There was a power outage in the cheating father’s house, this chapter came a bit late...

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Well, seeing that this group of people did not perform like they should have after their narrow escape (probably) and difficult (reserved) return, Chen Yi could only sigh with emotion. This is Gensokyo. Maybe Chen Yi himself felt awkward when that unscrupulous monster, witch, PAD, etc. showed any extreme emotions.

Looking at Kaguya and Meihong who are scuffling on the ground, it’s okay to talk about them, you two just put me aside as soon as you met, this kind of thing is very shocking, is it that you have no value in existence? ! ?

"Ah~ Forget it, let me get you acquainted with this place first, and by the way, find that **** who should be on patrol right now...King Arthur." Chen Yi faced Ani who was in a strange state (in a daze) ya.

"Oh, I just want to see this place." He nodded lightly, then looked at Huiye and Meihong who were on the ground, "But they, why don't you persuade them, depending on your relationship..."

"Well, they have beaten hundreds of people. From the first digging out the liver and lungs, and then using local ingredients to make offal soup, the current situation is considered to be good." Chen Yi shrugged and said, "Just get used to it. This can also be regarded as the other kind of deep friendship between the two... Uh."

Chen Yi just said that he was playing with a ball of fire and a colored millet bullet fell on Chen Yi's face, and then Chen Yi, who was thick-skinned enough, said calmly, "I am the one who is often involved for no reason, just get used to it." ..."

"A world that cannot be viewed with common sense." Shrugged and said.

"From the perspective of common sense, everyone in this world has been assimilated." Chen Yi said and walked out. When I left, I still didn’t forget to turn my head and say a few words, "Hey! You are not allowed to cause damage here. If there is nothing here, be careful. I will go to the door one by one! And that kappa! If this crashes, I will Kill Xuanwu Zhize immediately!"

"...Idiot! Do you dare to go?" Hecheng Hetuo glanced at Chen Yi, well, the Xuanwu Lake is the habitat of Kappa, who knows what kind of cheating technology is hidden there.

"That's right. If that's the case, I'll let Gensokyo's cucumbers be harvested this year. Anyway, Gensokyo's lack of this crop won't have any impact..." Chen Yi looked at the graying Kappa girl, with the corner of his mouth protruding A nasty smile. "By the way, buy all of Gensokyo at a high price, and then burn them all in front of some people, and then the cucumbers in Gensokyo will become extinct..."

"What a bitch! You win!"

Having achieved his goal, Chen Yi stayed with Ania and left 'Damocris' contentedly. Then he walked towards the world, and heard an energetic voice from a distance.

"Eh ha ha ha ha! Sure enough, the intuition of the leader is extremely accurate, the mysterious fortress! It is an epoch-making product at first glance, and our goal today is there." Kasuga's energetic voice said, "The S adventure group set off! "

"My date with Asahina-senpai..." An infinitely bitter voice.

Then a group of high school students and men in school uniforms appeared in Chen Yi's line of sight, the hard-pressed Jiong Xu was still the one carrying the flag, and Youxi who was far away also nodded to Chen Yi.

"You still have a school here, didn't you say that this forest is very dangerous?" Looking at the group of young girls who belonged to students, Chen Yi asked puzzledly.

"Uh...their situation is a bit special, did you see the one with the armband on the front arm?" Chen Yi pointed at Haruhi. "She is the one I said before who can destroy the world in a single thought... Don't use such disdainful eyes, it's a fact! There is also the one who has the same three things as Ania, who can be seen in their world It is called the second in the world."

"The situation here is a bit special, and it is connected to many other worlds, so I saw some people or things that were incompatible with the environment that day. Just face it calmly." Chen Yi followed while riding a three-speed motorcycle Hurricane, Uncle Bagrett with a beautiful woman said hello, how to ride a motorcycle in the forest! ?

"Ah~ You monster with a head full of H, how long has it been since you found two more?" Chen Yi who ran over ran around and Ania, then looked at Chen Yi unhappily . "I really want to get rid of your hatchet. If the other monsters here were not all female, the head of the group would have kicked you long ago."

"If it's a girl, it's a lily!" Jiong Xu, who was carrying the flag, didn't know if he was going crazy, or if his setting was supposed to be like this, so he took the words directly...

"Really? You can also be gay, Jiongxu." Chen Yi looked at the spitting Jixu with evil eyes, "If you don't want to, there just happens to be a doctor in my family who is very skilled and wants to make some changes." Gender medicine is also available, and it just so happens that 囧xu turns into a virtual child, so let's have **** with your sister studying abroad for a long time."

"...I was wrong!" Jiong Xu immediately knelt down, although looking at the girl was really exciting, but in his own words...

"Where have you been, Chen Yi, for the past half month, and I can't find you, really." Chun Ri pointed at Chen Yi and said dissatisfied.

Half a month? Uh, counting the ten-fold time difference between Gensokyo and Kasuga's world, it's almost this time, "It's just a long trip, I'm not coming back now."

"I don't even tell the head of the group when I go out. The head of the group is very upset now!" Chun Ri pulled Chen Yi by the collar. Last time I heard that there was a witch in the Red Cute Pavilion, and wanted to see it. Who knew He was kicked out by that big breasted fan, "Now that you're back, hurry up and take the head of the group to go again."

Listening to Haruhi's words, Jiongxu rubbed his chin unconsciously, the last time he was hit on his chin by the red-haired **** who surpassed Asahina and crushed Haruhi Suzumiya, and now he felt a dull pain again.

"Uh... this one, Chun Ri, I still have to give it away, how about another day? For a witch, the one next to me is it." Chen Yi pointed and said.

"She's a witch?" Haruhi's eyes lit up when he heard Chen Yi's words. Completely ignoring the aura on her body, she circled around her, "It's nothing but bigger breasts, can't it be a fake?"

"Of course not! Although the 'brand' is different, this is definitely a real witch!" Chen Yi met Haruhi's suspicious eyes with a confident face.

"Tch! Boring, it turns out that witches are like this, they are no different from people." Haruhi said with a dull face. "By the way, didn't you say you were going to send someone there? Where are you going to send him off?"

"In the world."

"It is in the world." Haruhi took out a notebook, and there was a pattern of yin and yang jade on the surface of the notebook. As for the font on it, just as Chen Yi wanted to read it, Haruhi had already opened it. "In the world, there is King Arthur there, you can go and have a look..."

"Okay! The goal is set in the world!" Haruhi closed the notebook in his hand, decisively kicked away the idea of ​​exploring the fort just now, pointed in one direction and shouted.

Hello! You are going in the wrong direction!

"Hey, Haruhi, let me ask you a question, what is the little book in your hand..." Chen Yi looked at the little book in Haruhi's hand and asked in confusion, vaguely feeling that it was like a guidebook or something...

"Fantasy Township travel brochure, Hakurei Shrine sells it." Chun Ri heard Chen Yi ask this. An expression of displeasure immediately appeared on her face, "That red and white witch deserves to be poor all her life. A few pieces of torn paper are sold so expensively. I wanted to buy a few more copies..."

Chen Yi keenly noticed that Jixu's body swayed silently, and even the smile on Gu Quan's face was a little out of shape. "Then who paid for this money?"

"Of course it's Ah Xu and Koizumi."

really! Seeing how painful they are, the currency in Gensokyo is different from that in other worlds. If you want to buy things here, you have to order the hard currency you took out...

"Let me see." Chen Yi took the Gensokyo travel brochure produced by Hakurei Shrine in Kasuga's hand, Reimu is trying to get money in another way, but it looks delicate. It doesn't look like it came from Reimu's hand, there must be other people involved.

Well, the editorial office has Wenwen's name, Aqiu's name, Lingmeng's name, and Zima's name...Looking at each of these names, Chen Yi wondered whether he should continue to read the contents...

Directly ignoring the first bunch of words-intensive prefaces, Chen Yi directly turned to the main content, followed by a not-so-delicately depicted map, with the fonts of note 1 and note 2 on it, corresponding to various places...

Then I flipped back and the first one displayed was the introduction of the Hakurei Shrine and the unscrupulous witches living there. There is also a record in the Historical Records below... Generally speaking, it is reasonable, although some of the Reimu The 'disadvantages' were not listed.

But the more you scroll down, the more uncomfortable Chen Yi feels, for example:

All kinds of M-inclined can take the initiative to go to the sun flower field, pick flowers or trample on them, and get an extreme S...provided you have a life to enjoy (this sentence is super small!).

All kinds of S-oriented people can go to Youdingtian in the high altitude of Gensokyo. If you are lucky, you can meet the wild mule to satisfy your S heart once... The premise is that you have the ability to get there~www.mtlnovel.com~ at the top The premise of not being thrown down under the pressure of living with a group of heavenly beings (still in fine print!)

When traveling in Gensokyo, female friends, please be careful of a male monster with white hair and red eyes. Beware of black hands. It is recommended to hire Hakurei Miko to protect you 24 hours a day, as long as 998! 998! What are you still hesitating about! …998 per person per hour (small invisible characters)

Dry! Who the **** made this up! Slander! Containing this is definitely not a cheating manual! ? What happened to those words that might not be read clearly with a magnifying glass! Dear! Who has such a great ability to write such small characters!

After calming down for a while, Chen Yi continued to look down.

If your goal is not limited to Gensokyo, the company also provides moon travel services. Before that, please store all your belongings in Hakurei Shrine "temporarily"... If you can come back later, all belongings will be returned.

...This is beyond the scope of Gensokyo! This is Chiguoguo's scam. If you go to the moon, you will be surrounded by a group of rabbits carrying guns. Chiguoguo is so reckless! Dear!

Sure enough, life is cheating. (To be continued..)