Pretend To Be a Boss: Chapter 16 pretend to be a boss
Chapter 16 Pretend to be a boss
A huge fiery red fox descended from the sky. The smell that was still several miles away should have had time to escape, but Tang Xian did not expect it to descend in an instant.
Terrifying wind pressure swept across the woodland, and all the creatures in the sea of trees wailed in submission and cowardice.
Dong Ran protects Tang Xian in front of him, secretly using strength in his hands, trying to push Tang Xian away.
But in the next second, the huge figure disappeared, and a delicate figure came into view, and Tang Xian's breath smelled faintly.
Health, Defense, Attack, Speed.
This is the value that Dongran can see. At this moment, she doesn't even have time to process the huge number she sees in her eyes.
There was an intoxicated and indifferent chuckle.
After that, Dongran didn't feel any more, she suddenly fell to the ground.
Passed out.
Tang Xian felt being squeezed by a huge force, relying on Dong Ran's push, he escaped a catastrophe.
Dongran is a kind-hearted girl, but her brain is not very good. He glanced at Dongran and was sure he was alive.
Although the disaster started from Dongran’s disobedience, it can be confirmed that after the disaster strikes, anger and fear are the most meaningless emotions.
Tang Xian quickly calmed down.
He looked at the lady in court attire, who was so beautiful that she couldn't find a single flaw.
Excessive beauty will make people feel unreal, especially the fluffy tail behind the woman, which makes Tang Xian feel that it is against harmony.
Tang Xian really did not expect such a situation.
"So... the nine-tailed demon fox can transform into a human form?"
"Look at what you said, aren't you the same? Although the human body has many restrictions, it is beautiful. By the way, why are you here?"
The demon fox has a nice voice, and when talking, that fluffy tail also disappeared. She looks no different from a human right now.
Tang Xian said, "Hunting."
"Hunting my fox?"
"Of course not, foxes are so cute, how can they eat foxes?"
"That's more or less."
The lady-like woman glanced at Tang Xian.
It was just a natural movement under coquettishness, but she was born too beautiful, and her gestures made people feel unique.
At the critical moment of life and death, Tang Xian naturally didn't have the heart to flirt with a fox.
I just thought of the word Humei, and it really has a meaning.
"Do you know this girl?"
"know."
Looking at the panel of the nine-tailed demon fox. The data presented in Tang Xianli is like this.
Gender: Female.
Good and evil value: 60.
Lust for money index: 20.
Favorability: 14 (deja vu).
Financial evaluation: 30 (small savings).
Favorite things: Nine-leaf biphase orchid.
Dislikes: Humans who hunt foxes.
Fear of things: None.
Current candor: 66 (candid treatment).
Charm value: 99 (beautiful country and city).
Current lucky value: 39 (no wind and no waves).
Current demand analysis:
【Revenge for subordinates (39%)】
【Try the man in front of you (27%)】
【Picking flowers (29%)】
【Others (5%)】.
Tang Xian was actually very flustered. For some reason, he chatted with the Nine-Tailed Demon Fox in a familiar tone. But he knows that now is a very critical moment.
The nine-tailed demon fox must have misunderstood something.
This kind of misunderstanding is an opportunity for me.
Think about it carefully, last time the three-headed hellhound was also talking to himself in a very strange tone.
"You are also... a powerful existence, why should you stay with such a weak creature?"
The words of the **** three-headed dog before dying flashed through Tang Xian's mind.
He had long thought about the meaning of these words, but he couldn't figure out why.
He felt that maybe the matter was not simple, but the words of the nine-tailed demon fox interrupted Tang Xian's thinking.
"You actually know humans?"
"I know quite a few humans. And I don't know you."
Tang Xian's expression was indifferent, as if he was saying that today's wind is sunny and cloudless, which is an English-style opening statement.
"My name is Qing Jiuyu."
There are not many people with the surname Qing, but it is indeed a human surname.
Tang Xian nodded. He still doesn't understand a lot of things. The catastrophe-level boss actually has a human form and name, which has a great impact on him.
Right now he needs to calm down, pretend… pretend it's normal.
Qing Jiuyu looked at Tang Xian and said:
"And you, what's your name?"
"My name is Tang Xian. Are you here to pick flowers?"
Hearing Tang Xian's words, Qing Jiuyu smiled, his eyes became less vigilant, but he shook his head slowly.
In this situation, Tang Xian is more confused than Qing Jiuyu.
But he is sure of one thing: this may be a catastrophe-level boss creature or... a certain characteristic shared by boss creatures of all levels. As long as this characteristic is clarified, this group of powerful creatures will be unable to distinguish between friend and foe.
Tang Xian felt that it was necessary to try it out.
"You seem to be familiar with me?"
"I'm not familiar with you. You don't know me either, don't you? Soul Crystal has a certain sense for an equally powerful existence. You have a unique breath, which smells good."
Qing Jiuyu smelled it as she spoke, then frowned again.
Tang Xian did have an aura that she thought belonged to an existence of the same level, and it smelled good, but this guy also had a stink.
"Why do you stink?"
"It's red thread grass."
"Crazy, what are you doing with that on your body when you have nothing to do?"
"Mosquito repellent."
"Ordinary bugs dare to bite you?"
"Mosquitoes don't pay much attention. For them, all beings are equal. From rabbits to lions, from monkeys to humans, they dare to bite if there is blood."
"Hey, you are also very interesting. I did come out to pick flowers. It is said that there is an extremely rare Nine-leaf Double Phase Orchid here, and it will bloom in a while. But something unexpected happened today."
Qing Jiuyu pointed to Dongran who was lying on the ground.
"This human has attacked my kind."
"Yes, she did."
"You said you knew her."
"I know her."
"Is she your servant?"
"Slave?"
"I also often use this gesture to attract some humans, and they say they will do anything for me."
"Oh... no, it can be regarded as a follower."
Tang Xian realized that there was no need to tell lies.
The aura on his body seems to convince the Nine-Tailed Demon Fox, all he needs to do is... plainly tell the truth.
Whether it is to tell a lie into the truth in a serious way, or tell the truth into a lie in a serious way, he is familiar with these jobs.
"What are you going to do with her?"
"Humanity likes to send some spies, spies, etc., is she loyal to you?"
"I agree with the first half of the sentence. This is due to the nature of human gossip. As for loyalty, when dealing with human beings, loyalty is unreliable. You have to learn to negotiate with interests."
Qing Jiuyu nodded.
"You seem to be much smarter than other peers."
"I'm more of a human being."
"It's kind of like this. Your follower, killed my spy, I want to kill her."
The tone of the other party was always flattering, even for such a natural thing as killing a fox to pay for his life, he used "want to kill" instead of "want to kill".
It seems to be asking for my own consent.
Tang Xian has no way to judge more information.
Although Dongran caused trouble, he was also saving himself in the end.
He doesn't like to owe favors. If Qing Jiuyu must take revenge, he has nothing to say, but if the other party's attitude is not so tough—
Tang Xian is still willing to try to rescue Dongran.
"I still have a use for this woman."
"What's the use?" Qing Jiuyu's eyes were full of charm.
As a straight man of titanium alloy, Tang Xian refused to answer this question, saying:
"You let her go. There will be no more humans in this area to harass your people in the future. And I will find three nine-leaf double-phase orchids for you, how about it?"
"You really look like a human being. Is this negotiating with interests?"
Qing Jiuyu thought for a while, there should be only one Nine-leaf Double Phase Orchid in this place, so she nodded:
"Our foxes are dead when they are dead. Few of us will bury us and sprinkle us with double-phase orchids. You make me feel very gentle. I like it very much. I agree to your conditions. But I also have mine. .”
Tang Xian was actually very nervous inside. Group creatures naturally valued their companions in the same nest very much.
Fortunately, I... seem to have a lot of face.
If face is big, it can be considered superpower. Today, he probably showed the most peak superpower level of human beings so far.
At least no one has survived the catastrophe-level boss creatures.
And it's a fox's mouth grabbing food.
(end of this chapter)