Pretend To Be a Boss: Chapter 149 guest and host
Chapter 149 Guest and Host
Scarlet Wasteland.
Qing Jiuyu is herding sheep.
There is a kind of torture in this world called seeing so much that you can’t eat.
Qing Jiuyu has been looking forward to Tang Xian's appearance ever since he visited Tang Xian before and found that the wooden house in the sea of trees had been destroyed.
After learning that there is such a delicious cooking method for the meat of these mountain beasts, she is reluctant to chew the fox fire indiscriminately, feeling that it is a waste of meat.
Fortunately, the two are very close.
Knowing from Tang Crunchy and Tang Refrigerator that Tang Xian had been here, Qing Jiuyu concluded that Tang Xian would come again.
Tang Xian has indeed come.
When he arrived, Qing Jiuyu frowned, showing a slightly disgusted expression.
Because there are three breaths.
Two of them made her feel uneasy.
As an orange-level creature, there are few people in this continent who can fight against Qing Jiuyu. She is very calm in the face of any creature.
Calmness comes from confidence.
But when the dragon and the unicorn appeared, even if the unicorn was dying, she felt a little conflicted.
Long quickly became a handsome man, but Qing Jiuyu didn't look at him directly.
She knew that this was an arrogant race, maybe Tang Xian was a different kind, but when she saw Tang Ao's eyes, Qing Jiuyu could feel the sense of superiority of that kind of holy beast.
"Come whenever you come, and bring two stinky men?" Qing Jiuyu looked at Tang Xian.
"I also stink, and I haven't had a place to take a shower for several days."
Tang Xian told the truth, but he didn't care about his own image.
After all, Qing Jiuyu felt a little uncomfortable when he had a heart-pounding evaluation of his favorability.
It would be nice to lower the favorability back to Meet Happiness.
Qing Jiuyu glared at Tang Xian.
"Hmph, a stinky fox, dare to say that my uncle stinks? My whole body exudes the fragrance of dragons."
Tang Aircraft is able to stay single for hundreds of years.
"The stench of the single dragon clan really **** off my nose."
Qing Jiuyu didn't give this dragon face, looked at Tang Xian, and said:
"You came this time to cause me trouble, right? The half-dead man lying on the ground, is it time zero?"
Tang Xian nodded and said:
"Yes, thanks for helping me take care of my two pets, so in return, I'm going to treat you to some meat."
"What meat?" Qing Jiuyu became interested.
Pointing to Shiling Beast lying on the ground, Tang Xian said:
"In the ancient times, some people also ate unicorn meat. According to the records in Shan Hai Jing, the first person who ate unicorn meat was called Cai Jing. He was not a high-ranking official, nor was he a royal family. A fairy was born.
The immortal borrowed Cai Jing's house to entertain his sister, so he took out the secret unicorn meat. Cai Jing really didn't taste the taste of this unicorn meat. He just said that this kind of meat was made into jerky, so it smelled like jerky. "
Tang Xian paused and said:
"However, the ancients didn't have so many seasonings. If you can taste the meat, it means that the meat is not bad."
Tang Jifei snorted coldly: "Have you heard that, despicable Shi Ling, you are nothing but food eaten by humans."
Tang Xian shook his head, looked at Tang Ao who didn't have any AC numbers in his heart, and said:
"There are also records of the person who ate dragons. His name was Kong Jia. He was the emperor of the Xia Dynasty. He reigned for only nine years, but during those nine years, he was also extremely powerful. But Kong Jia was not stupid, because no one recorded eating dragons. He didn't know what miraculous effect consuming dragon meat would have, so he wouldn't take the risk on his own initiative.
According to his idea, he hoped that the two little dragons would grow up safely, and after the wedding, ten or eight little dragons would be regenerated.
It's a pity that this good wish was due to Liu Lei of Yulongtang, the director of the Royal Zoo, who made a mistake in his work, which caused one of the little dragons to lose his life inexplicably. "
The expression on Tang Jifei's face instantly darkened, with an expression of "I don't want to lose face".
"In order to eliminate the criminal evidence, Liu Lei thought of a wonderful method, that is to make dragon soup into Kong Jia's belly. It is a pity that Kong Jia only ate the dragon meat, which tasted very fresh, and did not react to the bowl. The meat in it is dragon meat.
I don’t know if this bowl of dragon meat has any side effects. After all, Kong Jia died of illness within a few years after eating it. "
Tang Xian patted Tang Jifei, who had a gloomy, sad and angry expression, and said:
"That is to say, in fact, your meat is better than other meat, but we are good friends, how could I pick you up?"
Qing Jiuyu burst out laughing, and felt that this allusion was particularly enjoyable, and she felt comfortable seeing the dragon's displeased face.
Tang Xian suddenly wondered, is it possible that all catastrophe-level boss creatures in this world hate each other?
Qing Jiuyu doesn't seem to like Tang Jifei and Shi Ling very much.
By comparison, Bai Mansheng's reaction was very calm.
Tang Xian looked at Qing Jiuyu laughing at Tang Feifei, and said:
"Actually, the meat of the nine-tailed fox can also be eaten. It is recorded in the Shan Hai Jing that eating your meat can prevent all poisons and ward off evil spirits. Speaking of which, your meat should be more suitable for eating."
It was Tang Jifei's turn to be proud, waiting to see Qing Jiuyu's humiliation.
Dan Qing Jiuyu winked like silk, and said:
"Then why don't you come and eat me? I'm waiting for you."
Tang Xian frowned and said:
"You don't look very tasty.
Qing Jiuyu's expression darkened, and he said:
"You are really fair and objective, treating everyone equally."
"I think so too."
Tang Xian didn't feel anything was wrong.
According to the description of Shan Hai Jing, fox meat is the most nutritious and dragon meat is the most delicious.
But the author of Shan Hai Jing is just talking nonsense after all. If he has eaten fox meat, he will know that it will get angry if eaten too much, and it is worse than dog meat.
Qing Jiuyu is Qing Jiuyu after all, and when she gets angry, she also carries a wave of anger.
"I have to remind you that Shi Ling came from the Court of Ten Thousand Beasts. Although I am not familiar with that place, among all beasts, no one dares to provoke the court."
"It's like Kongjia eating dragon. As long as it is eaten in the stomach, who knows where it went? Everyone ate its meat. If you don't tell me, I don't tell you, and he won't tell you, how will the court know?" Tang Xianxin said that he was already very righteous.
He took the initiative to deliver meat to the door, but Bai Mansheng on the other side didn't have this kind of treatment.
Of course, Qing Jiuyu needs to be informed about this matter, and she cannot be allowed to show off to Bai Mansheng.
After thinking about it, Qing Jiuyu said:
"I can pretend I don't know about it, but I can't participate in it."
Tang Xian said:
"The Court of Ten Thousand Beasts is strong?"
"Very strong. I only know that there is definitely an existence above me in strength. And the court's control over the world is far beyond your imagination."
Qing Jiuyu still doesn't want Tang Xian to do reckless things.
Tang Xian became serious and said, "Then it must be delicious. Otherwise, wouldn't I be at a loss?"
Qing Jiuyu was stunned, unable to understand Tang Xian's brain circuit.
Tang Xian said:
"Do you want to eat?"
"Don't eat."
"It's more delicious than Yushan Beast, and I will use the best seasoning this time. If you don't eat it, I will leave."
Tang Xian lifted the back of Tang Refrigerator's neck, while Tang Crunch squatted on Tang Xian's shoulder. After speaking, he was going to go outside.
Tang Jifei didn't care about the danger of eating this time zero. In his eyes, after the death of Sea God, he was number one in the world.
When Qing Jiuyu heard that it was better than Yushan Beast, he stopped Tang Xian and said:
"Wait! Are you sure you won't be discovered?"
"How did you find out if you ate it in your stomach?" Tang Xian looked at Qing Jiuyu with a smile.
"I think you just want to drag me into the water."
"You just said whether to eat or not?"
Tang Xian looked at Qing Jiuyu with a half-smile.
Qing Jiuyu pondered for a while, then nodded and said:
"Then I... just eat a little bit. When will I start?"
Since she decided to eat, Qing Jiuyu stopped holding back and started urging her.
Tang Xian said:
"I want to share the good things with everyone. Shall I take you for a walk in the human world?"
"Why did you suddenly change your mind?" Qing Jiuyu remembered that Tang Xian opposed her going to the human world last time.
"Don't ask so many questions, Xiao Jiu misses you very much."
"Okay, I miss Xiaoni too. By the way, is your name Bai Mansheng?"
"No, don't worry."
"It's boring, I can wait for little sister Bai to watch me being eaten by her man."
Tang Xian ignored Qing Jiuyu's teasing, and said:
"If you go to show off again, I won't come to you again in the future."
"Tsk, Master Tang, you are really protecting Miss Bai."
Tang Xian frowned:
"Don't call me Qing Jiuyu from now on, just change your name to Tang Pinru."
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Baichuan City.
When Tang Xian returned to Baichuan City, it was already late.
Many mice and cockroaches have begun to wake up.
There is light shining through the windows on the top of the residential building.
The Shiling Beast who died not long ago was sealed in ice by Tang Jifei, which Tang Xian requested.
Said to keep fresh. The huge Zero Beast has already blocked the street.
Tang Xian was quite relieved of the frozen body of Shiling Beast, even mice could not bite through the layer of ice, and the meat would not rot.
When the Tang plane put it down, it caused a lot of battle.
In the residential building, several people who were waiting patiently for Tang Xian to come back to make dinner all poked their heads out.
Then Tang Xiaojiu jumped down from the ninth floor.
Of course Tang Xian knew that Tang Xiaojiu would be fine, but he subconsciously picked it up.
Then there was a reminder of resistance +1 in the sea of knowledge.
At the same time suffered a certain percentage of life damage.
Tang Xian is very calm, after all, he is a weak human being.
It is normal for a little fox to fall from the sky and hit him and cause effective damage.
But he still said:
"Tang Xiaojiu, you are so heavy at the age of six, do you want to aspire to be a tank in the future?"
Tang Xiaojiu ran towards Qing Jiuyu.
After being picked up by Qing Jiuyu, she said puzzledly:
"I'm a little fox, brother Tang Xian, not a tank."
Tang Xian didn't care about it. The chubby and round ones that children eat are also cute.
What happened next was what really troubled him.
No woman will not feel inferior when she sees Qing Jiuyu.
This is the female template with the upper limit of the charm value. In numerical terms, it is the limit of beauty.
Looking at Tang Xiaojiu's happy face, Li Xiaoyu knew who this woman was.
Her expression was more dignified than ever, as if she had encountered a lifelong enemy.
In Li Xiaoyu's view, this enchanting woman in palace attire is a greater threat than Tang Suoye, Tang Xiaojiu, Qiao Shanshan and Dongran combined.
Thinking that there is another Bai Mansheng who is evenly divided, Li Xiaoyu suddenly feels that the road is long.
But she wasn't discouraged.
"Are you back?" Li Xiaoyu said softly, like a wife at home waiting for her husband to get off work.
Dongran was shocked.
Qiao Shanshan was startled.
Akas was also shocked.
Although the second young lady did not put herself in a high position when speaking on weekdays, she had never spoken so gently when facing Tang Xian before.
It belongs to the kind of tone that is more than indifferent, but not full of indifference.
Not so whiny.
The gentleness made Dongran feel a little goosebumps.
Qiao Shanshan vaguely understood something, and as Miss Li Er's dog-headed strategist, she nodded appreciatively.
Miss Er is still spiritual and knows that the battle has begun!
Tang Xian touched Li Xiaoyu's forehead, and said, "Have a fever? Burned out your throat? Why does this voice feel like you're talking?"
Li Xiaoyu feels very angry, but Yazi still has to keep smiling.
She even planned to hold Tang Xian's arm.
But Tang Xian pushed him away.
Tang Xian said with a look of embarrassment:
"I just came back from the battlefield, my body is dirty, go to the house and stay, I will take you to eat the holy beast tonight."
Li Xiaoyu took two deep breaths, and looked at Tang Xian aggrieved.
Qiao Shanshan was stunned, Tang Xian must be crooked, right? Is this a human language?
Tang Xian's reaction was the same as before.
But Qing Jiuyu saw the trick. She was transformed by a fox, and if she really wanted to be charming, she would make a man's spine go limp.
As he spoke, he smiled coquettishly and said:
"Master Tang, you are really flirtatious. It is not enough to have a slave family, there are so many little girls hidden."
Sparks.
Akas swears that he saw fireworks.
It was at the intersection of the two women's eyes.
Qiao Shanshan has a bad heart, the second young lady has not left Novice Village yet, she met a big boss, how can she stand up to this?
Suddenly there was a sour smell in the air.
Tang Xian glanced at Qing Jiuyu puzzled, and said:
"Your brain is also burnt out. Xiao Jiu calls you aunt and me brother. Who is your father? Am I so old?"
Tang Xian's tone was short of adding the word "stupid woman".
Qiao Shanshan broke into a cold sweat. Fortunately, the situation did not favor the other party.
But she looked at Akas again, and felt more and more that there was something wrong with these two men.
Unless Tang Xian is blind, if it were any other man, would he really be able to stand up to being called Lord by Qing Jiuyu in such a coquettish voice?
But she obviously didn't understand what Qing Jiuyu meant.
Qing Jiuyu has long seen that people like Tang Xian are straight men who can't be straight anymore.
She didn't think that Tang Xian would be charmed by her at all, she just wanted to annoy that little girl.
Li Xiaoyu put away his aggrieved expression, stopped looking at Tang Xian, and looked at Qing Jiuyu coldly.
Seeing Akas and others turning back three times at a step, Tang Xian also turned back, and saw Li Xiaoyu and Qing Jiuyu still standing in place.
I didn't understand what the two were doing. After pondering for a while, I understand.
Tang Xian frowned.
How did you miss this one.
After a little thought, Tang Xian said:
"Li Xiaoyu, what are you still doing, come and help me."
Li Xiaoyu let out a cry, and followed Tang Xian.
"Brother Tang Xian, I'm here to help too!"
The more you work, the more you can eat. Tang Xiaojiu is thinking about the big piece of meat in the ice cube.
Qing Jiuyu also said: "Brother Tang Xian, I want to help too."
Li Xiaoyu couldn't bear it any longer, his brows were furrowed tightly, his anger welled up, and he was about to explode.
But Tang Xian patted Li Xiaoyu's shoulder lightly:
"You are a guest, so guests should stay in the living room. In ancient times, it was impolite for guests to enter the kitchen."
Qing Jiuyu didn't speak, but with a wry smile, she glanced at Tang Xian resentfully.
Li Xiaoyu suddenly felt angry, she blushed, and understood this sentence. Everyone became friendly.
Well, I am the host who can enter the kitchen, so I have to be more generous to the guests.
(end of this chapter)