Okay, I Can’t Eat This: Chapter 54

Xie Chi didn't take Liu Yinong's words into his heart, probably because he developed some immunity, he replied twice, and continued to observe the entire tomb.

Liu Yinong followed behind her: "Hey, you can say a few more words to me, and coax me well, it's much faster than finding it by yourself, right?"

Xie Chi had already gone from the end of the tomb to the other end of the tomb, and tried to lift the lid of the coffin to take a look. There are not so many coffin nails on the coffin here, and it is relatively easy to open it.

Inside the coffin were some funerary objects and a corpse, which was very luxurious just by looking at the funerary objects, as if it was the main tomb.

"Did he get a lot of fake main tombs out to prevent his real tomb from being stolen?" Xie Chi asked while observing the bones in the coffin.

Liu Yinong was frustrated and snorted twice: "Yes, the layers of fake tombs are just to hide his real coffin, so that someone can open the coffin and ruin his practice."

"You want it too, don't you? Let his plans come to nothing." Xie Chi turned to look at Liu Yinong: "Do you want to cooperate? Help me find his main tomb, and I will kill him for you."

Liu Yinong was stunned for a moment, and hugged his arm: "How do I know if you lied to me?"

"Are you afraid that I won't be able to beat you? I'm afraid that I will die under his hands..." Xie Chi asked curiously, and Liu Yi stomped her feet: "It's not because of this that I didn't tell you! You live or die with me. What the hell! I'm just... just unhappy! I'm so good-looking, you won't even compliment me!"

"Yes! It's because of this, who cares whether you will die or not! I'm quite happy when someone kills that old thing."

"Actually, you are really pretty." Xie Chi said seriously.

Liu Yinong, who was stomping there just now, blushed slightly: "You are really... the strangest person I've ever met..."

Xie Chi was more serious: "I didn't lie."

"You really..." Liu Yinong seemed to be helpless about Xie Chi's character. After a while, he said, "Okay, okay, I'll admit it? I don't want you to die. I hate him, let alone. Immediately smash his body into tens of thousands of pieces, so that he will never be born again, but you don't owe me anything, and you shouldn't die because of my affairs."

She lowered her head and looked at her toes: "Go out, I'll send you away, don't interfere with this matter anymore, I have a way to solve it once and for all."

"Where is his main tomb?" Xie Chi still had some patience: "Tell me, don't think too much, you won't know until you beat him."

"But if you lose, you will die!" Liu Yinong said eagerly, "Do you know? How old are you? I've lived longer than you!"

She gritted her teeth and said, "You are young and frivolous and have confidence in yourself, but what if you die here? Your family won't be sad!"

"Aren't you going to die with him?" Xie Chi asked Liu Yinong in one sentence, and Liu Yinong walked around there impatiently: "So what?"

She said in a shattered tone: "I have a deep hatred with him. Even if we die together, I will be very happy. At least I will take revenge, how about you? What are you doing? You have to work hard!"

"Because that's what I learned, I originally took over the task of the Dao League to solve this matter. This is my job." Xie Chi's character is still relatively sincere, but in Liu Yinong's eyes, it is Silly.

"You... come as soon as you want! If you really die inside, it doesn't matter to me." She raised her skirt and hurriedly walked in the other direction.

Xie Chi quickly followed with the group.

There are nine and eighteen bends in the entire tomb passage, and there are countless organs, fake tombs one after another, Liu Yinong walked in and introduced to her: "There are dozens of fake tombs in here. There are traps in most of them, enough to kill most of the people who come in."

The older a person is, the more afraid of death, especially the old Taoist priest. He had no idea how much he had calculated so that his plan could be implemented safely.

Xie Chi couldn't help but marvel when he followed, because there were really too many tricks, and only a particularly vicious person could come up with so many ways to harm people.

"Speaking of which, how did you know? These organs and those fake tombs?"

"I secretly came down when I was alive. At that time, the construction was not completed. I got the blueprints from the people who built the tomb. After all, revenge is a plan." Walking down the tomb path: "I've always had a very small mind, and I can remember revenge for a lifetime."

"It's amazing." Xie Chi praised her sincerely, because the Taoist priest must have done a good job of keeping secrets, and Liu Yinong was able to get blueprints or something, which is really amazing.

"Unfortunately, I have only seen the drawings before it was completed, and the craftsmen who participated in the construction of the mausoleum back then, alas..." She shook her head and refused to say any more, but she could guess.

How could a person with such a vicious mind allow so many people who knew the location of his mausoleum and the people who constructed it to live?

Those people must have been killed by him early, so that he can die in peace.

"I'll take you down to have a look first." Liu Yinong pointed to the front not far: "This tomb has several floors, I remember there are special secret passages, which can save a little time, let's go directly to the next floor go."

Xie Chi followed Liu Yinong to the place she pointed, which was a very ordinary corner. After walking in, there was a small tomb. Liu Yinong opened the door of the small tomb and found it was clean inside. In addition to a coffin, there are only a few bones of the entourage. Anyway, it looks very worthless. Even if there are tomb robbers, it is estimated that it is not too rare.

After Liu Yinong went in, she groped for a while, and found a trap near the door, near the base of the lamp. After she activated the trap, the tile closest to the door suddenly began to sag.

"Go, go, you go down first!"

Xie Chi didn't think there was anything unsafe, so she jumped up and stepped on the sunken tile. I have to say that the wisdom of the ancients is also very scary. This is really like the elevator on the stage. The board kept going down, and after it fell to the bottom, the passage became L-shaped, and she could go out directly by walking out.

After Xie Chi came out of the passage, he found himself in a pool. Fortunately, this pool was not a disgusting place like a corpse oil pool. Although there were also a few corpses piled up, he was able to endure it.

The clothes on her body were already wet when she climbed out of the pool, and the dumpling felt a little distressed, and kept wiping the water droplets on her face and body with her small hands.

Xie Chi rubbed the dumpling's head: "It's okay, the weather is not cold, you won't catch a cold."

Tuanzi can't wait to bring the scarf that he knitted, wrap Xie Chi directly, and find a quilt to wrap her up. Who said that if the weather is not cold, you won't get sick?

Soon Liu Yinong also came down, and after coming down, he said, "Oh, I forgot that you are a person. Your clothes will get wet, so you won't get sick, right? Do you want to wear me first?"

She deliberately gestured to take off her clothes, obviously just to see Xie Chi's embarrassment. Before Xie Chi had time to do it, the dumpling had already jumped out, and she grabbed Liu Yinong's clothes very quickly, ruthlessly. Tie her off.

Liu Yinong: ...? ?

She deliberately said: "Achi, what is this you raised? Could it be that the vinegar jar turned into an essence?"

The dumpling jumped three feet high, wishing to kick the woman back into the pool with one foot, but Xie Chi hugged him from mid-air: "Don't bully Xiao Hei all the time."

"Oh, I'm so sorry." Liu Yinong tugged at the corner of his clothes in grievance: "She tied a knot for me, can you untie it for me?"

Xie Chi saw that the place where the dumpling knotted her was near the navel. If she leaned down and untied the knot for Liu Yinong, the tip of her nose would be very close to Liu Yinong's chest.

Xie Chi hesitated for about two seconds, and suddenly there were many tentacles drilled out of Tuanzi's body, and the movement was so fast that it took less than half a second to untie the dead knot.

Liu Yinong was finding it boring, so he didn't mention it again: "Let's go, let's go, and keep going."

When the old Taoist set up the entire tomb, he probably built his own tomb as a labyrinth. The entrance of each tomb is exactly the same, and the entire tomb path is very similar. If there is a lunatic, no, even an ordinary person, It is very likely that in the process of continuous walking, you will completely get lost in it.

But it was different when someone led the way. They went straight down, and they also encountered a few scattered zombies, all of which were of ordinary strength.

Liu Yinong probably stayed in the coffin for a long time, it was really boring, and he rushed up when he encountered a zombie: "Hey, don't do it, let me practice my hands first, I haven't done it for a long time, I feel my body It's stiff."

Xie Chi especially wanted to complain, isn't your body a corpse? Not stiff waiting for what?

However, Liu Yinong's gestures and gestures looked normal, and even his limbs were soft, and he didn't look like a corpse that had been dead for many years.

Liu Yinong killed all the zombies so happily, maybe a dozen or so, and they finally reached the third floor, where the real tomb was.

Liu Yinong only got the rough drawings, and after so many years, the memory is not so clear, after reaching the third floor, he touched his chin for a long time: "It should be here, I'm not sure, anyway, Let's go take a look."

As she walked, she said, "You really got to that old Taoist's tomb, don't you act rashly, okay? That old thing didn't raise a ghost with me for so many years, it's not for nothing, he raised a ghost king and put it in In his tomb, that is his last trump card, the ghost king is extremely powerful, to be honest, I have no confidence at all..."

The person behind and the ghost have different thoughts, Xie Chi thought: Ghost King? It sounds very strong, let's be more cautious, there is always no harm in being cautious, anyway, Master said so.

What the group thought was: Ghost King? Tasty? Can she grow two legs after eating it? If it really doesn't work, she won't pick one leg, and if it's just one leg, she may walk a little unsteadily.

Liu Yinong's expression was very serious: "Don't look erratic, listen to me seriously! This is a major matter of your life and death, why do you still look like you are wandering in the sky?"

She pinched her waist and couldn't help sighing: "How did you live so peacefully like this? I'm really curious about the reason why you can grow up so safely."

"My master is very powerful." Xie Chi couldn't help but emphasize: "And modern society is very peaceful."

"Do you know that what I said just now is laughing at you?" Liu Yinong's face should be full of dots, Xie Chi nodded: "Yes, but you have no malicious intent, malicious sarcasm, and no malicious intent. I can still tell the difference.”

If her brothers and sisters heard these words, they might have already burst into tears of excitement.

Achi has grown up!

Liu Yinong couldn't help but want to roll his eyes: "Do you know what image you are in my eyes?"

Xie Chi shook his head.

"It's stupid like a piece of wood, the kind that people sell and give back to the people."

"But I haven't been abducted since I was a child, you..." Xie Chi was still not satisfied.

Liu Yinong, who was kidnapped and used as a container to keep ghosts until he died:…

"Isn't your mouth very sharp?!"

Xie Chi smiled slightly. She saw that Liu Yinong should not be sad anymore because of this, so she said so, and deliberately revealing other people's scars is not a commendable thing.

Liu Yinong was indeed not angry, he just waved his hand: "It's almost here, let's go, but you still have to remember what I said just now, be careful, everything is at your own risk, I'm already dead, but you are still alive, So once you encounter a danger that we can't solve, just run out and leave me alone."

She laughed at herself: "I haven't done anything good in my life. I don't want to drag someone I like to die with after I die."

Xie Chi knew that she would struggle for a long time if she didn't agree, so she nodded.

Only then did Liu Yinong breathe a sigh of relief. He crossed his arms and said, "Then the actions after that must be obeyed by me, and you are not allowed to make arbitrary decisions."

"Um."

"I said you can get on if you can. Try to hide behind me as much as possible."

"Um."

"Cherish your own life, and at least keep it to avenge me."

"Um."

"Come here and kiss me."

"…"

"Tsk tsk, why aren't you fooled." Liu Yi Nong waved his red sleeves: "Go, today I'm going to smash that stinky old man into tens of thousands of pieces, hum!"

She seemed to be in a good mood, humming a minor tune as she walked. That minor tune should have been unique to them at that time, and it sounded unique. Xie Chi couldn't help but look at her profile with some pity in her heart.

It's just that she won't show this kind of pity, because that's an insult to Liu Yinong.

But she was really young. She should have been twenty-six or seven years old when she died, still in the beautiful youth of a girl.

And because he was imprisoned all the year round and used as a container for raising ghosts, Liu Yinong has a sensitive personality, low self-esteem, and some pessimism. Although these things are well hidden by her and put on a layer of arrogance, in her bones, she Still a very kind girl.

In the tomb on the third floor, the strength of the zombies has become much stronger, most of them are flying zombies, and even a wandering corpse can occasionally be seen.

Liu Yinong probably had a lot of resentment during his lifetime, plus a deep desire for revenge, and a special physique. After he died, he was buried in this kind of yin-heavy corpse breeding ground, so he was also very strong in Li Gui. That kind, even if it's not as good as the ghost king in her mouth, it shouldn't be much worse.

The wandering corpse can't survive a few rounds under her hands.

Liu Yinong's posture of killing zombies is quite graceful. She will play zombies with red water sleeves, and finally go around behind the zombies, wrap her water sleeves around the necks of zombies, and finally break the neck bones of zombies directly.

If she could wear it thicker, Xie Chi might have looked more closely.

Killing a wandering corpse still requires a little effort, but Liu Yinong was very happy to kill, probably because the resentment and hatred over the years had accumulated in her heart for too long. Perverted.

After killing many zombies, Liu Yinong's mood became a lot more relieved, but it became more talkative.

"To be honest, have you really never talked about a boyfriend? A girlfriend is fine, just talk to me. You also know that I have never been out of this tomb. It was the only time before, and I couldn't. Just stay for a while..." She blinked aggrievedly: "Tell me about the outside world, anyway, if you are idle, you are idle."

Xie Chi looked up at the sky, but he didn't really want to talk about it. In the end, he couldn't bear Liu Yi's chatter, so he slowly told her something about the outside world.

Liu Yinong has always been amazed like a grandma Liu who entered the Grand View Garden: "You mean, that kind of iron box with four wheels can run very fast, it is the same as the carriage we used at that time?"

"Um…"

"You mean that kind of thing called an airplane can really fly in the sky? Can it carry so many people at once?"

"Um…"

"It's really amazing." Liu Yinong smiled until his eyes narrowed: "If... if I can get out of here after avenging my revenge, I must take a flight!"

"Because I've been thinking about how nice it would be if I could turn into a bird."

Xie Chi paused for a while, then said, "Don't evade the ticket, I'll buy it for you."

Liu Yinong hugged his stomach and laughed: "Okay, I'll wait for you to buy it for me."

When the two of them chatted, they were almost at their destination. From the outside, the tomb was no different from other tombs, and it was the same after entering, even a little simpler than other tombs.

Liu Yinong rolled up his sleeves, walked to the front, and opened the coffin. There was only one corpse in the coffin, which looked no different from the fake tombs outside.

"It should be this." Liu Yi Nong rubbed his hands: "Come and help, push this coffin away."

Xie Chi was a little unclear, but he went to help anyway.

One person, one ghost and one dumpling, they used all their strength to push the coffin. When the coffin was pushed back little by little, Xie Chi heard the sound of clicking, like gears or something. Something like a chain is moving.

Following the voice, she looked up and saw that the ceiling above her head moved. A gap was opened in the originally ordinary ceiling, and it slowly retreated to both sides. After the dark hole was exposed, after a while, the coffin was slowly removed. put down.

The coffin was wrapped around several thick iron chains, and with the sound of the machine, it was put down little by little.

This coffin is different from all the coffins that Xie Chi has seen. There is a little difference in the material. Moreover, the surface of the coffin is covered with spells, and some images that look like evil ghosts can be vaguely seen. .

It took 5 minutes for the coffin to be put down and slowly fell to the ground.

Liu Yinong's voice was low, no longer as charming as before, or lively when joking: "His coffin is hidden in this tomb, and uninformed people can't find it at all, and may have stolen the contents of that coffin. , I thought I had found the real main tomb."

"The mind is clever."

"Of course, for a person who is so afraid of death, of course he has to make all preparations for his resurrection plan." Liu Yinong sneered: "But he should never have imagined that today, many years later, I will Come lift his coffin board and let him die without a place to be buried!"

Saying that, Liu Yi Nong snorted: "After opening his coffin, no matter what, I will spit at his body and say something else!"

At this time, the sound of the machine has stopped. It should be that the whole mechanism has stopped working. The black coffin just fell to the ground. Eight thick chains were wrapped around it. The ends of the chains are still in the ceiling. Look. It looks like the eight legs of a spider.

Liu Yinong was already a ghost, but he couldn't help but take a deep breath, as if he could calm down a little.

However, Xie Chi can also understand that people who are about to have a big revenge are always nervous.

Liu Yinong instructed Xie Chi: "I'll open the coffin first, anyway, I'm a ghost and I'm not afraid of zombie bites, even if he has become immortal, I'm not afraid, so you step back a little, no matter what the situation is, don't rush up ,do you know?"

Xie Chi nodded, and Liu Yinong rolled up her sleeves and went up to open the coffin. Because the chains were thick and heavy, it was not easy to open the coffin. She had to untie all the thick chains first. , get the coffin inside out, and then go to open the coffin.

Fortunately, Liu Yinong has become a ghost now, and his strength is relatively strong, so he can't move these messy things.

When she buried her head to open the coffin, she suddenly felt a chill in the back of her head, and before she could react, she was thrown to the ground by Xie Chi, Liu Yinong's whole ghost hit the ground, and she was still a little dazed. , I don't know what day it is today.

As soon as she looked up, from the black hole in the ceiling, at some point, a vicious thing appeared out of nowhere. The position where its hand was hanging down was the back of Liu Yinong's head at that time!