Okay, I Can’t Eat This: Chapter 30

"That's the new daughter-in-law of the mountain god?" Xie Chi stared at the sedan chair without blinking, because this sedan chair was very similar to the one I saw last night, that is, the person who carried the sedan chair was a human and not a ghost.

"Yes." Yue Feng nodded.

Xie Chi saw the sedan chair being carried to the mountain temple. The mountain temple that had been sealed up was finally opened. There were two red silks hanging at the door. The sedan chair was carried and walked slowly to the mountain temple.

Seeing that the sedan chair was about to arrive at the door, but suddenly fell to the ground, Xie Chi was far away, not knowing what happened, only to see 4 big men rubbing their shoulders and lifting the sedan chair again, as if it took a lot of effort. With strength, he lifted the sedan chair again.

But the pace of walking forward was very difficult, it was just moving step by step, and finally moved to the gate. The two people in front had raised their feet, but for some reason, they fell to the ground with a plop.

People turn upside down.

The paper figurines who were sitting in the sedan chair fell to the ground, their pale faces turned up, the paper figurines had a stiff expression, and there were two groups of rouge on their cheeks, revealing an inexplicable strange feeling.

Xie Chi stared at it for a while and didn't speak. At this time, the live broadcast room must have been chaotic, but she didn't have time to watch, but followed Yue Feng who suddenly stepped forward and squeezed to the front.

The villagers were already in a panic, and they were all whispering. They probably felt that the mountain **** was angry, and their faces were not very good-looking.

Yue Feng stepped forward: "What's going on?"

The four sedan chairmen also looked terrified, and said in a garrulous voice: "We don't know either! It's just that the sedan chair suddenly feels very heavy, and the pressure on the shoulders hurts!"

"I finally lifted it up again. When I was about to walk in the door, I suddenly felt like something was hitting the sedan chair. Anyway, it suddenly became very heavy! I couldn't hold it anymore. I just..."

"Yes, yes, it's very strange. There is only one paper figurine in the godson! How heavy can a paper figurine be?"

"Don't... don't say it, isn't Lord Mountain God dissatisfied?"

The villagers followed suit.

"What's going on? It doesn't seem like this has happened before, right? Could it be that Lord Mountain God is really dissatisfied?"

"Will the Mountain God be angry with us? What if the Mountain God is not happy?"

"Lord Mountain God, please don't punish us!"

Xie Chi is not far from Yuefeng, so naturally it is not far from the sedan chair. She carefully observed that there was nothing else in the sedan chair, only the paper man, and the sedan chair was also made of paper. According to common sense, it should be It's right to be light, how can you press people to the ground and can't move?

Xie Chi touched his chin and was very curious. In the daytime, he didn't feel anything like Yin Qi. What was causing the trouble?

Meng Shu leaned into her ear and whispered, "There was a yin qi that floated around for a while, and from behind that door, it was very mottled and mixed, and it was fleeting, I'm not particularly sure..."

Xie Chi was not very good at this aspect, otherwise he wouldn't have to hire an assistant. Hearing this, he calmly touched his chin: "Look at it later."

The old village chief seemed to be in a hurry, and asked Yue Feng to call the goddess in the village. The goddess in the village arrived soon. She looked quite old and probably couldn't walk, so she was directly carried by Yue Feng.

After getting off Yue Feng's back, the goddess leaned on a cane and walked slowly to the front of the temple. She walked around the sedan chair twice, and then looked at the four people who were in charge of carrying the sedan chair, and finally said with a solemn expression. : "If you choose another person, this is because the Mountain God is not satisfied. You have to replace the Mountain God with a bride. If the Mountain God is really angry, the consequences will be disastrous!"

The villagers who were already panicked were horrified when they saw this, and began to discuss at random: "What should we do? How do we know if the new bride, Shanshen, likes it or not, in case of injury or not, and because of this What should I do if I'm angry? Is there any other way?"

"That's right! We don't know what kind of bride the mountain **** likes!"

"This kind of thing has never happened in previous years. What's going on this year?"

"God, goddess, why don't you ask the mountain god?"

"Yeah! Go and ask the Mountain God to see what kind of daughter-in-law the Mountain God wants, so we can help you find it!"

The goddess hesitated for a while, and finally nodded: "I'll go ask, it's not necessarily true."

The goddess entered the mountain temple on crutches, and Xie Chi also wanted to go in and see what kind of ghosts and snakes it was.

How many older young wives can't get married these days, and they are so anxious to turn around like ants on a hot pot, and pick them up.

She was about to go forward, but was stopped by Yue Feng: "Hey? You can't go in, you can't enter the mountain temple at this time, it will disturb the mountain god, and the mountain **** will be angry. If you want to visit, wait until the mountain **** festival is over. talk later."

"Oh, I'm just curious, can people really communicate with God?" Xie Chi said with a smile: "I've never seen anyone who can really communicate with God, so I'm very curious, don't be surprised."

"It's nothing, nothing, this kind of curiosity is common to everyone. It's normal. I've been curious before, and I was beaten by my father." Yue Feng smiled honestly: "Who can't be curious."

Xie Chi chatted with him a few more times, but secretly put the dumplings in the shadow under the eaves of the mountain temple, and let the dumplings go in and eavesdrop.

The dumpling sneaked in quietly. She scattered herself into a thin black mist and sneaked in along the gap between the doors and windows. The goddess stayed inside for a full twenty minutes before she came out.

The dumpling came back one step ahead of her, swooped into Xie Chi's sleeve and wrapped it around her arm, but seemed very angry, and swelled in a circle.

After the goddess came out, she coughed twice, and then said, "The Mountain God has already told me, don't worry, as long as you marry the person the Mountain God wants, the Mountain God will not be angry."

The villagers breathed a sigh of relief.

"Mother Yu, who does Lord Mountain God want?" Yue Feng also seemed to be relieved: "Just tell her and let her marry."

The widow's wrinkled face lifted up, her eyes were a little cloudy, she slowly swept over all the people, and finally stopped on Xie Chi.

"Outlander, would you like to help? If you don't really marry the Mountain God, or you need your birth date, you won't have any loss, and you will be able to get the blessing of the Mountain God." The goddess said slowly: "There will also be good news in our village."

The ball of the sleeve swelled up all of a sudden. If Xie Chi hadn't pressed it down, she might have to get out directly and use her tentacles or that little white and tender hand to frantically beat the goddess and the mountain god.

Achi is also something you can covet?

If it wasn't for Xie Chi for not letting her eat indiscriminately, she would have eaten the mountain **** just now!

She...she didn't even think about getting married...

Really... it's so shameless!

The dumpling shrank and swelled for a while, like a puffer fish. Xie Chi covered her sleeves and was a little unhappy, but she was calm: "Does your mountain **** want me to be named?"

"Yes." The goddess said apologetically, "Marrying a mountain **** is a good thing, and there are no sequelae. Some of us here are girls who have married a mountain god. If you don't believe me, you can ask."

"Yes!" A middle-aged woman said excitedly: "If only the mountain **** could choose my daughter! I also married a mountain **** back then, and my luck has been very good since then. My family went to the mountain to pick up mountain goods. When I was walking, my foot slipped, I fell from such a high place, and only scratched a little skin, this is the blessing of the mountain god!"

The mountain **** blesses the one who cuckolded it?

Don't say thank you late, Meng Shu wanted to complain a little.

"Our family too! My eldest daughter, Lord Mountain God, who married two years ago, married outside to enjoy her happiness not long after that. Her partner's family is rich, and she loves her. She always wanted to take me out to live. I don't want to leave here."

"Yes, yes, my daughter married a mountain god, and the child born is very smart. They will be the first in their class in the exam!"

"Oh, why didn't the mountain **** choose our family..."

They all seemed to want to marry the mountain **** with sincerity. Xie Chi stared at the mountain temple with an unclear expression. After a while, he said, "What if I don't agree?"

"You are the one appointed by the Mountain God. If you don't agree with us, there is nothing you can do, but if the Mountain God gets angry..." The goddess shook her head: "Girl, our village is willing to pay, just take it as your reward this time, you can do it. Can you do me a favor? I don't need anything else, just give me your birth date."

The birth date is very important, and those who do their job will hold it tightly, because once others know their birth date, they can curse them and so on.

No less important than something like the hair falling off your body.

And Xie Chi's birthday is a little bit special. Since she was a child, her master said that people who are not close can't let them know. Even many brothers don't know Xie Chi's birthday.

"Are you sure there won't be any sequelae?" Xie Chi said deliberately, "To be honest, I'm really a little afraid of these god-like things. What if something goes wrong after I marry the mountain god?"

They are another guarantee, and they are very sincere.

Xie Chi just pretended to be relieved, and then said, "But I don't know what birthday characters are."

"Just tell me your birthday, but it's better to be more precise about which hour it is." The goddess breathed a sigh of relief and said.

"I seem to have fortune-telling before, and people have told her about my birthday." Xie Chi gave her a birthday. The goddess seemed a little worried, and asked her for her birthday. I checked and found that this birthday can match this It was only because of the eight characters of the birthday that he laughed: "It's really good."

When she smiled, her lips twitched, revealing a mouthful of yellow teeth, which inexplicably made people feel a little disgusting.