Okay, I Can’t Eat This: Chapter 23 【Catch bugs】

Xie Chi slept very full, and when she woke up, it was only eight or nine o'clock to see the sun. She stretched her waist and felt that the room was cold, like the air conditioner was turned on low.

Xie Chi rubbed his cheeks, groped for the edge of the pillow, and found a cool dumpling, then dragged it into his arms and rubbed his face with the cool dumpling.

"Xiao Hei, you seem to be a little bigger." Xie Chi squinted, lifted the dumpling up, observed it carefully, and found that it wasn't his own illusion, it was really bigger.

But the dumpling looked a little stunned. I don't know if it was because she was rubbed against it. At the moment, it was like melting, slowly pouring down from her fingers.

Haha, it all fell on Xie Chi's legs.

"It seems to be digested very quickly." Xie Chi picked her up again and rubbed her like plasticine: "I really want to feed you fat."

But the brother said that there may be certain sequelae, Xie Chi dare not feed her evil spirits to help her recover quickly.

Holding the dumpling, Xie Chi got up from the bed. After washing up, he looked at the spot. It was past 8:30 when someone knocked on the door. She opened the door and saw that it was a maid who came to ask if she wanted breakfast.

Xie Chi still went to eat with Yunxu A Qiao next door. Yun Xu was a little surprised when he saw that the dumplings had sobered up, so he had to study it, but he had business to do today, so he could only put aside his curiosity for the time being.

After eating, Yun Xucai seriously told Xie Chi about his most difficult part: "There are some family ethics issues, I don't know how to deal with them, and..."

He coughed and said a little embarrassedly, "In short, it's very complicated. It's inconvenient for me to be a man, and A Qiao is not suitable to come forward. I'll rely on you then."

Xie Chi heard the crude version from his mouth last night.

The young man he met on the plane was called Zhao Yihe. He also had an elder brother called Zhao Yishan and a younger brother called Zhao Yijun.

The person who had the problem at first was Zhao Yijun, then Zhao Yishan also had an accident, and then their father and mother.

Yun Xu took the eight characters of the birth date, pinched his fingers, and his expression gradually became weird.

Your rich circle is so messed up!

Let's be clear, the person in question is their father's mistress.

That mistress slept with Zhao Yijun, and Zhao Yijun slept with Zhao Yishan's lover again.

Emmmm, the chaos in your circle can't even describe this family.

As for the old man and Zhao Yihe, they were completely dragged down.

Xie Chi:…

"What can I do?"

"That mistress, I can't catch it... Their family also invited someone who is strong in this field to try it out. The practice was backfired. She is still lying in the hospital now, and the follow-up treatment is also very troublesome." Yun Xu looked at pitifully. Xie Chi: "Junior Sister... Little Junior Sister... Chi Chi..."

Yunxu is also partial to the subject. He is very accurate in fortune-telling, and he is also very good at doing rituals. He is especially good at opening altar rituals, but he is a little weak in combat. Ah Qiao, in the early years, he was regarded as the eldest sister among ghosts, but in recent years, he has become more There are many, and the combat power has also declined a lot. Although there is no problem in protecting Yunxu, it is more difficult for my pretty sister to encounter this kind of thing.

Xie Chi and the others are all teamed up in pairs, because there are really too few all-rounders, and most of them are partial to the subject, so usually a 'literature student' sets up a mission with a high combat effectiveness. Yunxu's partner... passed away.

After his partner passed away, Yun Xu didn't form a new partner. Most of the situation could be solved by him and A Qiao.

Xie Chi also has no partner now, because her master has also passed away.

"You deduce the place, I'll catch it." Xie Chi said helplessly.

Yun Xu immediately breathed a sigh of relief, and then suddenly thought of something: "Right! Do you know that Big Sister has come down the mountain?"

"What?" Xie Chi was originally sitting on a chair, only one of the chair legs was on the ground, and it was a little swaying. Hearing this, the chair almost turned over on his back.

She said in a panic, "Quick! Quickly help me figure it out! Senior Sister is here!"

"I figured it out, I didn't come, don't worry!" Yun Xu patted his chest: "I'm so loyal, if Senior Sister comes, I will definitely notify you, but I think Senior Sister is definitely here for you, you were not before. Send a letter back? Senior sister looked very wrong when she saw it, but she couldn't leave if something happened at that time..."

Xie Chi's expression gradually became solemn: "I know..."

She sent a vx to her nephew: Is the eldest sister on your side?

After a while, the nephew replied: No, uncle.

Only then did Xie Chi relax completely. He honestly laid the chair flat, leaned on the back of the chair and thought about life. He had to find a way to avoid the big sister...

Senior sister is actually very kind to her. When Xie Chi was 17 years old, she took on a big job and met a dude with a lot of money in her family. The man fell in love with her and pursued her wildly. Dare to follow Xie Chi.

He also secretly put a bug on Xie Chi's body, which is very abnormal anyway.

Xie Chi was very angry when she found out. Before she had time to take revenge, the man suddenly came to Xie Chi to ask for forgiveness. She was embarrassed and pitiful with snot and tears. Seventy or eighty lonely ghosts were summoned, and they danced at the man's house every night. Even when he fell asleep, he would not let them go, and he continued to dance in his dreams.

And put him in a sack.

If you look at it this way, Xie Chi should like Senior Sister very much, on the contrary, she is very counseling Senior Sister.

A cowardly group.

Exactly why...emmm...

After breakfast, Xie Chi went to see the old man first. He was just suffocated by Yin Qi. The old man was in poor health and suffered from a disease.

Xie Chi also saw Zhao Yihe's younger brother, Zhao Yijun. Zhao Yijun looked like he was in his early twenties. He looked like a prostitute and a prostitute. However, because of the good looks inherited from his parents, he didn't look obscene. .

As soon as he came in, he began to stare at Xie Chi. Xie Chi was a bit of a b-value for his appearance. After all, he suffered too much from this. Because he was good-looking and young, he was considered a liar or something. matter.

At first, she was a little annoying, but later she didn't want to let it go, and she fell down whether she believed it or not.

Especially after the death of the master, she started to pick up the work by herself, and she encountered more and more such things. There were people who teased her and called her a liar. It didn't matter, as long as Xie Chi smiled at him, he would Give Xie Chi 100,000 yuan.

Xie Chi rolled her eyes, she really didn't like 100,000 yuan, at least it wouldn't be a joke.

However, it is not difficult to see from Zhao Yijun's performance that he is a lascivious person, no wonder things are like this.

As soon as Zhao Yijun came in, the old man began to scold him, obviously because he was angry because of the mess he had done before. Zhao Yijun's expression of apology was sincere. If it wasn't for him lowering his head, he would have been squinting at Xie Chi, Xie Chi I really believed it.

At this time, a woman walked in from the outside, tall and slender, stepping on the height of the double hatred, looking down on Zhao Yijun's appearance, and sarcastically said: "A dog can't change to eat shit."

"You! Zhao Ziqi, don't go too far!" Zhao Yijun jumped.

"Go away, if it weren't for you, would grandpa be sick? You still have a face?" She glanced at Xie Chi sideways, and said disdainfully, "You don't bring your concubine to anger grandpa, right?"

The old man is not very angry, but he is very angry: "Shut up! This is Master Yun's junior sister, both of you get out of here!"

Zhao Ziqi quickly changed his face: "Grandpa, don't give birth, this mage is embarrassed, it's all my fault, I can't speak anymore."

She went up to help the old man and patted him on the back, but what she said was not polite at all: "I know my grandfather believes in Master Yun, but it's been a few days, and it's not a problem. I have met a master, and he is very capable, why don't we let him come over and take a look? One more person can do more, what if it is solved?"

"I told me to go out!" The old man's face became even more ugly, and he coughed twice. If he had invited a master, it would be disrespectful to the master to invite others.

The person who had been kicked back into the hospital before was also acquainted with Yun Xu. When Xie Chi was away, Yun Xu found someone nearby to help, but he didn’t expect that he would be kicked back.

Yun Xu underestimated the ghost beside that mistress, which led to this result.

Zhao Ziqi was unrepentant there: "But this kind of thing can't be dragged on for a long time. No one knows what will happen if it drags on for a long time. Wouldn't it be better to solve it early? We won't pay Master Yun less."

At this time, Yun Xu also came over, and he blinked when he heard this, and immediately laughed: "Then invite that master over and see if he dares to steal the head from my junior sister...cough, I mean with My sister-in-law is fighting for this life…”

He seemed to realize that he was getting darker and darker, and quickly shut up. Xie Chi's mouth twitched, but he didn't refute it.

Seeing such an opportunity, Zhao Ziqi hurriedly interjected: "Then I'll call that master over, he's nearby, very soon."

Well, it's pretty fast, maybe a minute at most, and the master came in, nearby? I'm afraid I'll just wait outside. It seems that Zhao Ziqi was already prepared.

Yun Xu sneaked close to Xie Chi's ear: "Junior sister, don't be polite to him, let him know what it means to be a person outside a person and a heaven outside the sky!"

In the industry, robbing a job is also a big taboo. If the previous one did not fail, if you invite another one, it would be a slap in the face of the former. Of course, there is a case where you invite multiple people at one time, but that is because the customer pays a lot of money, and the people who come here know the situation and are willing to do it at the same time. compete.

But it is very taboo to invite a new one when the previous one is not over, unless that person is really not good enough to disappoint customers and feel untrustworthy.

Isn't this a slap in the face? Look down on their siblings!

The person who came in had a taste of immortal style and bone. He was a little old, wearing a red robe, long hair, and his hair was tied with a white jade crown.

With the development of the times, there are really very few people who go out to wear robes in their line of work, mainly because it is not suitable. When you wear a Hanfu and go out, a group of people will look at you, not to mention the Taoist robes.

Moreover, ordinary robes and robes are also different. The robes are only worn on important occasions, such as when doing ceremonies, such as when there are important festivals, and there are strict regulations in the canon: Master Shangyuan wears yellow clothes, and Master Zhongyuan wears yellow clothes. Red shirt, Master Xiayuan wears blue shirt, and the four of them are dressed differently.

But now the rules are not so strict. Some young people think that colorful is not good-looking, and they like to wear black and silver... Anyway, it's a mess.

However, the orthodox Taoist descendants who dare to wear red robes with crane patterns are all capable.

Xie Chi gave him some attention.

The man looked to be in his 50s or 60s, with a slightly arrogant expression. After he came in, he gave the old man a bow without looking at anyone else.

Although the old man does not like the granddaughter's self-assertion, he will not offend the master, because he knows that the real master is capable, in case he encounters a small-minded person...

Zhao Ziqi stepped forward, and then began to brag about the master, and then the master who claimed to be surnamed Chen held his head high and took it calmly.

"Grandpa, do you know what happened to the Fang family not long ago? It was Master Chen who solved it." Zhao Ziqi glanced at Zhao Yijun and Zhao Yihe, and said proudly, "Master Chen doesn't leave the mountain easily, and the two are indispensable for the sincerity of fate. It took a lot of effort for me to invite me here."

When the old man heard that the Fang family was the one who solved it, he immediately respected him. He also felt that this master had real skills and should not be offended, so he complimented him a few times.

Master Chen waved his hand: "Don't talk too much, tell me the current situation first, and solve it quickly is the right way." After speaking, he smiled, and looked at Yun Xu with disdain.

Xie Chi narrowed his eyes, a little unhappy.

Zhao Ziqi hurriedly recounted what happened before and Yun Xu's speculation, and Master Chen was even more disdainful: "It's just a baby spirit. It's very simple. I'll catch it tonight."

Xie Chi scratched the black air dumpling in his pocket, and the dumpling rubbed her blankly, suddenly knowingly released some evil spirits, and went straight to Master Chen.

Master Chen, who was still arguing there, was agitated, suddenly took a step back, and pulled out the peach wood sword behind his back. His voice became a bit sharp because of the increase in volume: "Where is the evil ghost! What a strong evil spirit!"

Xie Chi poked the dumpling again, and the dumpling obediently restrained all his breath.

Because the speed of releasing and closing is very fast, ordinary people don't even notice that the air is cold for a moment, and Master Chen's movements are particularly sandy.

Master Chen was also embarrassed, because after that moment, he didn't notice the evil spirit anymore. Could it be that he felt wrong? But at this moment, it seems a bit embarrassing to admit it. If you don't admit it, Yun Xu is also a peer, and it's even more embarrassing to be exposed.

So Master Chen coughed and said dryly: "Maybe it's just passing by..."

Several people in the room looked at him with some wrong eyes, obviously full of suspicion, especially Yun Xu's black-bellied words: "Really? The master is so deep, I didn't notice it."

The old man also felt that he was startled and looked very unreliable.

Xie Chi said with a smile on the side: "Since Master's Taoism is so deep, then you will have a good eye tonight. Why don't you let Master take the shot first, and my senior brother and I will watch on the sidelines."

This Master Chen grew a moustache, probably to save the face he lost before. He stroked his moustache and said confidently: "It's just a few decades of life and accumulated some experience, you are still young, There's nothing to be discouraged, but... hehe, young people always need more experience, and it's not a good thing to leave school too early."

Xie Chi, who started exorcising ghosts with his master at the age of eight, was still smiling: "Master is right."

Zhao Ziqi suddenly felt that she had a lot of face, and her face was radiant.

The old man waved his hand: "Ziqi, please ask the master to rest first, recharge your batteries, and talk about it later in the evening."

Zhao Ziqi immediately took Master Chen to live there, and when he was gone, the old man turned his head and apologized: "The younger generation in the family is ignorant, and I didn't expect her to be able to..."

"It was because of my miscalculation that I postponed the matter until today. Father, what have you to apologize for?" Yun Xu soothed him and didn't stay in the room for a long time, just instructed the old man to take good care of his body.

Once an old man his age gets sick, the damage to his body is still great, and he is not as resilient as young people.

Xie Chi and Yun Xu walked into the room while chatting. As they were walking, they suddenly felt that something moved in the pocket. There was a dumpling in the pocket. She subconsciously reached out and touched it twice, but she felt something Some are not right.

Soft and delicate, except that there is no temperature, it is like the skin of a living person.

Xie Chi's heart suddenly burst, and he subconsciously wanted to open the pocket and take a look, but considering that this position was very close to the window, there would be sunlight coming in, so Xie Chi gave up.

After she entered the room, she opened the pocket, and found that it had shrunk into a slap-sized ball again. She was sleeping very peacefully in the pocket, probably because the position of her belly was ups and downs. come out.

Xie Chi is a little regretful, this shows that the evil ghost that he ate before is not enough to completely repair the soul of the dumplings, and we still have to find other ways.

Simply nourishing with jade and other things, the speed of recovery is too slow, maybe when the dumpling is fully recovered, all her bones are left with ashes.

Xie Chi sat beside the bed holding the dumplings, bowed his head and kissed her: "I will find a new way to make sure you recover as soon as possible."

At noon, everyone gathered together for a meal. The atmosphere at the banquet was really not good. This is the case for everyone in this rich family. Once there are too many conflicts of interest, the brotherhood and sisterhood will gradually fall apart. , can only barely maintain the appearance on the surface.

In the evening, the master Chen started to practice. He took the mistress's birthday from Zhao Yihe's father, and then set up the altar to start the practice.

This Master Chen also raised a little ghost, and kept it in a very good jade. When he called it out, the whole room suddenly burst into a gloomy wind. Master Chen set up the altar to worship the little ghost. After the dedication, he wrote the mistress's birthday on the talisman paper. Come on, burn it to that kid.

Immediately afterwards, he put a bowl of water, bit his finger and dripped blood in the water: "Go quickly! Bring me back!"

The kid looked like he was only two or three years old, but he was fierce and fierce. Master Chen had already opened the door for him, and he plunged into the bowl, presumably looking for the mistress.

It's a little ghost and a spell, and from the scene, it's still very imposing, at least it proves that he really has real skills.

"Just wait." Master Chen said confidently: "The kid I'm serving will bring people over soon."

Yun Xu secretly shook his head, this person does have real skills, but it's not enough, and he is slightly stronger than the one he invited last time, but that person is now lying in the hospital.

"Junior sister, get ready."

"Okay." Xie Chi made an OK gesture and moved his muscles: "Give me the address."

Yun Xu gave Xie Chi the address. When Xie Chi bowed his head and recited the address, Zhao Ziqi had already started to brag about Master Chen. Master Chen was there with a calm appearance, accepting Zhao Ziqi's compliments, and then pretending to be casual. Reveal a little about yourself.

"This bowl contains just ordinary water, with only a trace of my blood mixed in, but I do it so that the surface of the water is like a double-sided mirror. This side of the mirror is me, and that side is the person we are looking for. The little devil who can pass through this mirror, reach the other end, and capture people back, but it is a small skill, not worth mentioning."

Before he could finish speaking, his face suddenly turned pale, and then he vomited out a mouthful of blood. The water mirror in front of him was originally stable, but the moment he vomited blood, the water suddenly boiled.

The appearance of the boiling water mixed with blood is a bit terrifying. In the next second, the entire water surface completely exploded, and there was a non-human screeching sound coming from the water surface. The sound was extremely harsh, and it was relatively close. Several water glasses, the glass body slowly cracked, and finally exploded with a bang.

Master Chen stepped back six or seven steps in a row, and finally sat on the ground with a plop. His face was still in shock, and he was still spraying blood when he spoke: "Impossible...impossible! How could this be!"

"The kid he served was swallowed up in an instant, and he was attacked by the contract." Yun Xu whispered: "Junior sister, can you?"

"Okay." Xie Chi nodded, and then said, "Then I'll go first, so that it won't be annoying if the person runs away after he slaps the grass and frightens the snake."

"Yeah." Yun Xu nodded, as a 'civilian' person with low combat effectiveness, he could only honestly wait at home for his junior sister to return.

Xie Chi went out with her bag on her back. Others thought she gave up because the situation was too troublesome. Yun Xu calmly took out her mobile phone next to her, ready to call 120 and ask the hospital to pick up the master.

Master Chen was still not convinced, with blood spraying from his mouth, while struggling: "The situation over there is not right! What did she go to? Let her come back! If I can't solve it, she is a young man who is going to die! Let her go! I'll take a break, I have other options!"

"It's alright, my junior sister is very strong." Yun Xu's naturally tender face showed a little pride, which didn't make people feel disgusted at all, and even made people feel cute.

How can Master Chen believe it? He refuses to let him hit 120. He wants to stay and wait and see.

Seeing him like this, Yun Xu shook his head: "Forget it, let my junior sister broadcast it to you live."

"Your junior sister knows how to use the water mirror?" Master Chen said in surprise. It is a very special method to send back the images of where you are with the water mirror. Xie Chi doesn't seem to know how to use it at his age. .

Yun Xu tilted his head: "Oh? Don't you know what a camera is?"

Master Chen: …

Yes, what Yun Xu meant was, let Xie Chi take a picture for them.

Simple and straightforward.

Xie Chi was still in the car at this time, so she agreed after seeing Yun Xu's news. She had some experience in this area when she was doing live broadcasts before, and she started a video with Yun Xu after she got there.

"I don't know if she ran away or not, senior brother, are you still alive?" Xie Chi stood at the bottom of the community building, looking up.

This is the house that Zhao Yihe's father bought for his mistress. The land price is not cheap, and it can be regarded as a treasure in a golden house. Yun Xu nodded: "Yes, it is still there."

Xie Chi tightened the bag, then climbed up, knocked on the door of the destination, and the door actually opened, but there was nothing inside, and no one could see who opened the door.

"The yin is so heavy." Xie Chi walked in calmly, and the door closed again by himself, the scene was very magical.

The moment the door closed, there was a gust of wind in the room, the curtains and tablecloths were shaking slightly, and then someone seemed to be laughing, but the voice was extremely tender, and it seemed strange because of the emptiness.

What Master Chen said before was not wrong, it was a baby spirit who was doing the trouble.

Infant spirits are relatively common evil spirits, mainly because infant spirits are born after abortion, dystocia, and the death of babies who were abandoned at birth.

Adults still retain their senses after death, but infants do not. Their playful nature will lead them to do some mischief and other things, and most infant spirits are more resentful and easy to do evil.

Also because they are irrational and have no bottom line, infant spirits can easily become evil ghosts that harm others. Some infant spirits will irrationally devour their own kind, thus becoming stronger and more irrational. In short, infant spirits are very troublesome things, and you cannot persuade them. They are good... not good, because they don't listen at all.

Xie Chi twisted his wrist. At this time, all he could do was physical excess. Children also have the characteristics of children, such as being beaten, it is easier to be subdued.

Xie Chi strode in the direction of the bedroom. The door of the bedroom was originally white, but at the moment it was covered with red handprints. They were all small palm prints, the size of a baby's palm, densely packed, and bloodstains running along the hand. The palm prints flowed down, looking very terrifying.

Xie Chi was about to knock on the door. She raised her hand for a long time, but she really had no idea how to start. She would stain her fingers wherever she knocked. She hesitated for a long time, and finally kicked it.

After all, the soles are not afraid of getting dirty.

On the other side of the video, a group of people surrounding Yunxu's mobile phone fell silent one after another.

I always feel that Xie Chi is not like a cultivator, but more like a violent debt collector for loan sharks.

Xie Chi was strong enough to kick up the door and open the door. The sound of the door was loud, but the people inside didn't move.

In the entire bedroom, whether it was the floor, ceiling, or surrounding walls, all were covered with **** handprints. The only clean and tidy one should be the bed, because the sheets and quilt were all red, and there was a woman lying on the bed with disheveled hair. She looked pretty in a white pajamas.

But a beautiful woman with empty eyes was lying on the bed sluggishly, without a trace of expression or movement, if she didn't breathe and looked really like a corpse, then no matter what she had How beautiful, the first thing people feel is horror.

Besides, her belly was bulging high, and it was bigger than the belly of an average pregnant woman. Xie Chi squatted beside her, first covering the camera, and then she opened the woman's pajamas, which was not what she expected. The woman's belly was covered with blood-colored lines, and it was as thin as transparent, giving the impression that it was about to be cracked.

Xie Chi covered her clothes again, making sure that nothing was revealed, and the men on the other side of the video couldn't see it, so she released her hand covering the camera again.

"You come out first." Xie Chi negotiated in a friendly manner.

There was no movement in the whole room, even the faint laughter from before disappeared, and the silence was suffocating.

Xie Chi was still friendly: "You come out now, and I can give you another chance."

"Hey." Something laughed, the voice was very erratic, like it was in the upper left corner, and it seemed to appear in the upper right corner, at the window for a while, and under the bed for a while.

"Giggle cluck..."

It gave a sharp laugh, and the woman's belly jumped with it.

Xie Chi is indeed in a bit of trouble, mainly because she is taking the path of physical excess, but this woman's body is too fragile and may not be able to hold it.

In case she dies... Didn't Xie Chi kill someone?

After the negotiation failed, Xie Chi was not angry, just released his dumplings, and then warned: "Don't eat indiscriminately, okay?"

Tuanzi rubbed against her obediently, turned and rushed towards the woman on the bed. When Tuanzi rushed over, the mass of black energy dissipated in an instant, and penetrated into the woman's seven orifices.

The woman's big belly was quiet for a moment, and the next second, as if something was struggling violently inside, her belly kept rising and falling, and she lay quietly on the bed. The round woman's facial features with wide eyes suddenly twisted. Now he looks more like a devil than a devil, screaming and sitting up from the bed, hugging his belly tightly.

With the strange thing in her belly, the woman's voice gradually became shrill, and the woman's voice gradually became shrill. She rolled on the bed, and even jumped up and down like a shrimp, as if this would relieve some of her physical pain. the same pain.

In fact, Xie Chi can understand. After all, there are two ghosts fighting in her stomach. Thinking about her, she is still a bit miserable. After all, as long as the two ghosts in her stomach have not decided the winner, she will continue to hurt.

But she didn't suffer for long. After all, the fighting ability of the dumplings is really strong, and ordinary ghosts can't beat her at all. Otherwise, Xie Chi would not be relieved to let her out and fight an evil ghost.

Soon the woman who was screaming suddenly sat up straight, her eyes bulging like goldfish, and spit out two mouthfuls of blood, and then she spit out a meat ball from her mouth. A pale baby.

The baby has a mouth of sharp teeth, looks a bit like a shark, and stares at Xie Chi with dark eyes, but it starts to run away as soon as it hits the ground. There was a burst of black gas, and the black gas instantly formed huge tentacles, pulling the baby back that had already escaped.

The ghost baby struggled desperately, but it really broke free, and it was also forced out a little bloody, probably feeling that it was impossible to escape, and suddenly turned around and went towards Xie Chi.

Xie Chi was a little surprised, and then quickly rounded his fist, the ghost baby, who rushed over like a small cannonball, smashed directly into her fist, and she smashed it to the ground with a screeching sound.

Possibly humming...