Okay, I Can’t Eat This: Chapter 21

Xie Chi: !

"Xiao Hei! Spit it out! Don't eat dirty things casually!"

She was a little anxious, for fear that the little cutie at home would eat indiscriminately and have a stomach upset. The black gas dumpling innocently opened her mouth and made a vomit gesture, but nothing came out.

She had eaten ghosts before, but when Xie Chi discovered it, she would spit it out obediently. I don't know why this time.

Xie Chi checked her for a long time, but couldn't find where the evil ghost she had eaten was. Those who didn't know it thought that the evil ghost had already run away.

"I told you that you can't eat indiscriminately, so why don't you listen to me." Xie Chi was a little unhappy, and Hei Qi Tuan was a little flustered, so he quickly rubbed against her hand.

"I'm not mad at you, I'm just worried that you will have a stomachache." Xie Chi rubbed her for a while, and then said, "Let's go back and talk about it."

It will take follow-up observation to know if there will be a problem. It is useless to worry now. Fortunately, the matter here has been solved, and the follow-up finishing is not that troublesome. She can go directly to Yun Xu and ask Yun Xu to help. have a look.

At this time, the old principal, who was lying on the ground, gradually woke up, and the ghosts rushed up, surrounding the old principal in the middle.

"Headmaster! Are you awake? Is there anything else uncomfortable? There are senior people here, just say if you are uncomfortable!"

This is to treat Xie Chi and the others as ghost doctors.

"Headmaster, please feel if there is any mess in your body. We have to clean it up at one time!"

This is not too worrying.

"Principal, you're finally okay, woo woo woo... We don't know what to do, we can only watch you... woo woo woo..."

This is crying to hiccups.

The old principal touched the back of his head and slowly sat up from the ground. It only had some intermittent memories, and vaguely remembered some of the things he had done. After appeasing the ghosts, the old principal looked at Xie Chi : "Master... Did I hurt a lot of people?"

"Because there is no other news about the death of living people in the old campus, the missing ones have also returned, which means that you have not killed a living person, but eaten a few innocent ghosts." Xie Chi shook the bottle: "You have been I'm trying to digest the head of the evil ghost, so the other ghosts are fine, it's just that it's hard to tell which is the evil ghost and which is the accidental injury, just leave this to us for a while."

The old principal breathed a sigh of relief, for it was more important than anything.

"You don't need to feel too guilty in your heart. If you really do something wrong, you will have a chance to atone for your sins when you have your own trial below. If you didn't do anything wrong, everyone will be happy."

"thanks."

"No thanks, I also use money to do things." Of course Xie Chi has a salary, and the live broadcast rewards also belong to her. It is not wrong to say that she uses money to do things.

A group of ghosts thanked them again. No matter what Xie Chi helped for, it couldn't change the fact that she saved the old principal. If Xie Chi didn't come, the old principal's result would definitely be miserable.

"Okay, okay, have you finished the list I asked you to write before?" Xie Chi asked calmly, a group of ghosts, look at me, I look at you, and honestly went back to get the paper and pen.

"I know you may not want to reincarnate now, but your soul is damaged, it's a good thing to go down early." Xie Chi called Zhong Buyue over: "Trust me and give me your students first, I will try my best to solve their obsessions and let them reincarnate, so just go ahead."

Several teachers kept persuading the old principal: "We are still here, we will take good care of the children."

The big bald raised his hand and swore: "Principal, I am the dean of our school. I swear here that as long as there is one student who has not reincarnated, I will not leave first, so you can rest assured."

The old principal's original appearance was actually quite delicate. Although he was old and thin, he could still see from his eyebrows that he must have been a very good-looking man when he was young.

The old principal smiled, his voice still a little hoarse, but full of kindness: "I know you don't worry if I don't leave, but you don't have to embarrass yourself, when it's time to reincarnate, you still have to reincarnate, don't delay your next life, I I don’t regret it, I’m still very happy, and I will trouble you in the future.”

When they finished talking, Zhong Buyue stepped forward and took out his magic weapon from his bag: "If you don't want to be reincarnated, stand back for a while. After a while, the **** will open, and the ghosts nearby will be sucked in."

Xie Chi was a little surprised: "Can you open the vagina?"

The most important step in transcendence is this step. Most people can only open a small path, send the ghost who is about to reincarnate in, and can open the **** wide, they are all experts.

Master told Xie Chi a story. There was a Mid-Yuan Festival many years ago. There was a mistake in the process of opening the gate of ghosts. After the gate of ghosts was closed, there were still a large number of lonely and wild ghosts wandering in the world.

There is a senior who opened the **** with one person's power, and saved tens of thousands of ghosts.

Xie Chi was still young at that time, and he admired that senior in particular, and asked his master seriously, "Who is that senior you're talking about?"

Master: "Hahaha, it's your master and me!"

Xie Chi: Oh, it seems to be bragging.

"Cough, it's not very stable, sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn't..." Zhong Buyue looked up at the sky: "That's what I said..."

To be honest, even if he is unstable, he is considered to be very strong among the younger generation. Sure enough, this generation of young people is biased, such as Meng Shu and Zhong Buyue.

When Zhong Buyue put his foot there and stepped on Yubu seriously, the little ghosts also came back, a ghost holding a pen and a piece of paper, biting the pen and seriously thinking about his obsession.

Some ghosts may have been wandering until the memory gradually blurred, not knowing what their obsessions are.

"You teachers also go to write." Xie Chi also sent a few teachers away. Although they were all writing their own obsessions, they kept looking at the old principal secretly when they were writing.

Even the transcendence rituals of different sects are actually mostly similar, at least the process is similar.

Part of this paper money is for the souls of the dead, and the other part is for the underworld soldiers, which is essential.

Many people in their line of work will bring a little paper money when they go out. Paper money is Ming coin, also called Chu money, which can be used for worshipping gods or ghosts.

Even if the customs differ from place to place, the use of paper money in funeral ceremonies is a general rule, but the way it is used may vary from place to place.

There are four main ways to use paper money. The most common one is to burn it with fire. In addition, there are other ways to bury it in the soil, hang it on wood, and throw it in water. The customs and usage methods are different in different places. Worshipping ghosts will use paper money.

As soon as Zhong Buyue opened the bag, he took out a bunch of them. Xie Chi had already felt the yin qi that was gradually increasing, and calmly greeted all the ghosts, including the remaining living person: "Okay, okay, turn around. Don't look over there, the evil is coming, don't look if you don't want to be taken away together."

Ghosts with obsessions will be brought down when they are encountered by the underworld. There is a big city in the underworld, and it is full of ghosts who are temporarily unable to reincarnate or do not want to be reincarnated. Those who are too obsessed do not want to be reincarnated. When you get to the bottom, you will first go to that city to live.

After Xie Chi finished greeting them, he stuffed the black air ball into his arms and covered it with clothes.

Zhong Buyue failed to open the **** door, failed to pretend to force, only opened the way to the vagina, turned his back to the people and ghosts here and only heard the clanging sound, like chains dragging on the ground.

Immediately, the image of black and white impermanence appeared in my mind.

In fact, those two are considered ghosts in the underworld, and there is no time to come out and do such trivial things in person, but it is the two of them that appear the most in the stories of human beings.

However, what the messenger held in his hand was indeed a soul hook, which could directly lock the soul, and the old principal was locked. The two ghost guards locked the old principal and were about to leave when one of them suddenly said, "It's heavy... Heavy evil spirits, where is there another evil spirit? This kind of evil spirits must be the kind of evil spirits who do many evils! You have to take them away together!"

Zhong Buyue thought it was because there were too many ghosts here that the evil spirits caused the ghosts to misunderstand, so he quickly burned a pile of paper money and went over: "Where, the two evil servants, maybe we just got rid of the evil ghosts before, and the evil spirits are still there. It's not gone, don't worry, there are really no evil spirits here."

The messenger was also very busy, and received a lot of benefits, so he didn't pursue it any more and left with the old principal.

Zhong Buyue asked for help before, because they gave a lot of paper money, and the ghosts didn't mind talking. They said that the old principal had done countless good deeds in his life, and he was considered a kind of good person with merit. In the next life, the reincarnation is very poor.

This is probably the true portrayal of money that can make ghosts run the mill...

The other ghosts were very happy, including a few of them. After all, no one wanted the old principal to do good deeds all his life, only to end up like that in the end.

"Alas, I couldn't help much either. Well, let's do it on the spot for the obsession that can be solved immediately. There is no way to solve it right away. Leave it to me, and I'll help them solve it slowly." Zhong Buyue Pat his chest: "I can't come here for nothing."

"Okay, I just happen to have other things to do, and I won't be here for long." Xie Chi collected all the papers just like the homework. Most of the obsessions are normal, and some want to see you again. One glance at one's relatives, even if the relatives have passed away, go to sweep the grave.

Some people have never been to an amusement park in their whole life, and it is a dream come true if they want to go there again after they die.

But there are some that seem odd.

For example, the obsession of one of the students is like this: I want to take the senior high school entrance examination... I have done the senior high school entrance examination questions for decades, and I have even taught myself about high school and college knowledge, but I don't even have a junior high school diploma, and I haven't even taken the senior high school entrance examination. I feel very sorry.

The author has something to say: I originally thought that this chapter could write about the dumplings...cough, I overestimated myself

Thank you, I don't know what to call it. Throwing a mine Throwing time: 2019-09-08 23:02:49