Okay, I Can’t Eat This: Chapter 138 Extra 01

The sun is very warm, and it will itch slightly after being sprinkled on the face for a long time. Xie Chi felt that his eyelids were stuck with glue, and it took a long time to finally open them.

No way, last night was the wedding night, it was too late.

Don't get me wrong, it's not because of the bridal night, so there is no restraint. On the contrary, our classmate Xie Chi has been living without **** for almost half a month.

because…

"Get up baby..." Xie Chi stretched lazily, and then lifted the quilt. Someone who was sleeping very badly had already shrunk into the quilt and stuck to Xie Chi's waist.

After being woken up, Gu Yong, who was like a caterpillar, managed to stick his head out of the quilt.

"Good morning, Achi." Lin Xia, who seemed to be only twelve or thirteen years old, said softly.

That's right, since the last time I took Fu Yin, I also took the stomach and digestion tablets given by Xie Yi... No, that seed, Lin Xia has been like this for a while now.

Yes, both the body and the body have returned to their juvenile state.

From the current point of view, it is a cycle of reincarnation every week. On Monday, it is a small dumpling of five or six years old, and on Sunday, it returns to the appearance of seventeen or eighteen years old.

It is said that it will take five or six weeks to fully return to normal.

Xie Chi was also lustful and lustful, and on Sunday nights, tried to do something to make everyone happy with his girlfriend who seemed to be back to adulthood.

Just kissed a few times, and was about to step into the main topic, the girlfriend turned into a dumpling.

At that time, Xie Chi had a psychological shadow, and he would rather hold back until his girlfriend fully recovered.

After Lin Xia entered the dumpling state, she was able to sleep more than usual. She was still in a daze and didn't want to open her eyes at all, so she stretched out her arms and asked Xie Chi to dress her.

It's still early spring, and the weather is still a little cold. Xie Chi found a fluffy coat for Lin Xia to come out, and Xian's girlfriend accidentally caught a cold.

Then Xie Chi hugged the dressed dumplings and went out to wash his face, brush his teeth and eat breakfast. After all this was done, the dumplings had already woken up, but they were still lazy, buried in her arms and refused to go out.

Xie Chi rubbed her face: "I have very important things to do today, don't sleep, can I go back to sleep at night?"

"Well..." Although the dumpling responded, he didn't mean to raise his head at all, and threw it and buried it in her arms.

Xie Chi could only laugh and pat her buttocks, and then prepare to visit relatives.

With the development of the times, people's quality of life has improved, and the population of the country is also rising. With the increase of the population, it has caused a very serious problem, and the speed of reincarnation has slowed down.

Now you have to queue up to be reincarnated. If you are lucky enough to catch up with the off-season, you can wait for a few months to a year before you can reincarnate.

Those who are unlucky are just in time for the peak season, and it may take two or three years to line up for reincarnation.

In addition, there are many people who don't want to line up for reincarnation at all, so the underworld has long been full of ghosts.

More than ten years ago, a city was built underneath to house those ghosts who were waiting in line for reincarnation. At first, it was just a small city. As time went on, the city became bigger and bigger, not as good as the one in the world. Big cities are getting smaller.

But for those who have not committed any serious mistakes in the human world and do not have to go to **** to suffer, if they really don't want to be reincarnated, they can live here until they want to be reincarnated.

Coupled with the many mobile ghost mouths waiting to line up, it is very lively.

When Xie Chi brought her girlfriend to the destination, she was still a little surprised. She knew that there was a city in the underworld, but it was the first time that she came. Seeing it with her own eyes felt different from hearing others say it. It was shocking, very shocking.

After handing in the note, the errand handed her the things she had burned before, and Xie Chi was able to go in to visit relatives with integrity. These people in the metaphysics circle in the yangjian generally have connections with the yinjian and often help to catch them. Catching escaped evil spirits or something is also considered a non-staff, so this kind of back door is still easy to open.

Xie Chi and Tuanzi entered the city. They didn't know how to describe it. Anyway, they were shocked. If you look at it suddenly, the whole city feels half modern and half antique.

The same is true for people walking on the street. Most of them are wearing modern clothes and holding mobile phones or something. Many young ladies and sisters are carrying designer bags, but some of them are obviously old ghosts from previous dynasties, or some I like that culture.

There are massage parlors among the teahouses and restaurants, and rouge shops among the Internet cafes in the hotel.

Looking at it like this, it doesn't have a flavor.

Except for some new ghosts who can't hide their horrible death, others are pretty good.

Xie Chi and Tuanzi walked along the ghost group and saw many stalls selling snacks. The air was mixed with various aromas. Before Xie Chi could take a closer look at what they were selling, suddenly there was a The team dressed in black police uniforms, with a mourning stick in their hands, came over from not far away.

They avoided other stalls, and then caught a stall owner, who was very aggrieved: "Why arrest me? Everyone is setting up a stall?"

"You're new here, right?" The errand said coldly, "Didn't you read the rules? You can set up a stall, but don't sell stinky tofu, snail powder, durian chicken!"

Then the stall owner was taken away.

Xie Chi:…

It turns out that there are also stinky tofu snail noodles and durian chicken in the underworld. It seems that these are really inappropriate to display on the street... Anyway, you should open a shop.

After watching the farce, Xie Chi continued to walk forward, looking at the address while walking, walking through the streets and alleys, getting more and more remote, and finally successfully found the place on the address.

From a distance, I saw a young man sitting at the door, pulling someone to tell someone fortune.

"I took a look at your destiny for you. With your future fortune, it is impossible to line up for reincarnation within three months."

"Does it take three months?"

"More than that, you have to know that it's the peak season recently, and the number of dead and living people is really high. It's always about first come, first come, right? Of course, I have a way, we can talk about the queue cut in detail..."

"Whoops, who hit me!" He covered the back of his head and looked back, Xie Chi stood there with a blank expression holding the dumpling, still weighing a tea box in his hand.

young man: …

"Another day, another day, we'll talk about it another day, I'm in a hurry today, don't forget it." He quickly pushed his customer away, then cleared his throat: "Achi...why are you here?"

"Let's see how you are doing, you little idiot. Who did you learn from? You've all started to cheat." Xie Chi stuffed him with some of the things he brought, and then walked inside: "Why don't you learn well? Woolen cloth."

Fu Jiuyuan sighed: "I'm not free, I don't have anything to do, so I can only brag about it with others, Liao to live by..."

His soul was seriously injured at the time, and it was only one step away from Soul Fei Po San. Fortunately, Wu Liang has been doing well under the hood over the years.

As soon as the door was opened, Wu Liang rushed out from the inside, with a particularly exaggerated voice: "Achi! Did Achi come! Chichi, my precious apprentice! Have you finally come to see Master!"

Xie Chi:…

I really want to put down the gift and turn around and leave.

As soon as Wu Liang came out, he fixed his eyes on Lin Xia, and his eyes were bright at that time: "Oh! Is this my daughter-in-law? It's so cute..."

After he finished speaking, he leaned into Xie Chi's ear again: "Apprentice, the daughter-in-law you are looking for is a bit young, is she 14 years old? The highest start in three years... oops!"

He was slapped on the face by Xie Chi: "Master! Can't you be a little more serious?"

"I know, I know." Wu Liangke was wronged and rubbed his cheeks: "Come in and sit, and I'll pour you a cup of tea."

"What do you want to drink? How is Longjing swollen?"

The four sat down at the table, Wu Liang made a pot of hot tea, poured a cup for Xie Chi, Tuanzi, and himself, and finally poured a cup of hot water for Fu Jiuyuan.

Fu Jiuyuan: …

"Master, don't be so clear about whether you can treat them differently<

obvious? Can you cover it up a bit? "

"Your IQ is worthy of being covered up by me?" Wu Liang quickly began to sneer at his apprentice: "Look at what you have done, ah? You have tossed yourself into what you are now, and you still dislike my distinction. Treat you?"

"What did I tell you when I died? What did you do? Think you are the smartest in the world, don't you?"

"Hey, it's not bad for me to show you a good face now, do you still want to drink tea?"

Fu Jiuyuan didn't speak at all. He shrank back and brought him to be disciplined honestly. It was normal for Wu Liang to be angry, because Fu Jiuyuan's foolish operation did harm people in the middle, so he would wait for his soul to return to normal. In reincarnation, it is not certain that one can be a human being in the next life.

How can a master not be angry?

Fu Jiuyuan didn't dare to stick his head out any more, and he was criticized honestly. It happened that Wu Liang had a pot of tea in front of him. The result was predictable. Wu Liang didn't stop for a whole hour. Fu Jiuyuan's head was full. It was the bag, and he kept looking at Xie Chi with the help of his eyes.

Xie Chi was so happy to watch the fun, where would you like to save him? After all, he asked for it by himself. If Wu Liang hadn't opened his mouth first, Xie Chi would have gone on his own.

Fu Jiuyuan felt aggrieved, and Fu Jiuyuan dared not say it.

It wasn't until an hour later that the tea in the pot was finished and Wu Liang's mouth was dry, so he stopped and smiled at his silly apprentice.

Fortunately, because Xie Chi came back with his girlfriend this time, Wu Liang finally shifted his focus to the two of them.

Wu Liang likes Lin Xia very much, of course, this is not because Lin Xia is a rich woman.

The important thing is that Lin Xia is the rich woman of Xie Chi's family.

"Xia Xia, Achi's money is always endless. You must take care of her. I should stay here for two more years. If Achi treats you badly during this period, you can come to me. , I'll help you beat her!"

Xie Chi:…

"Master, what nonsense are you talking about?"

How could she treat Lin Xia badly?

The little one Lin Xia couldn't help but pursed her lips and looked at Xie Chi with bright eyes. Her A Chi would not bully her. Because Achi is so-good.

Xie Chi and Lin Xia came here on purpose to see how Wu Liang and Fu Jiuyuan were living here, and they were relieved to find that the two masters and apprentices were enjoying themselves.

Lin Xia also took the initiative to reach out and pour tea for Wu Liang, making Wu Liang always happy, hey, the apprentice's daughter-in-law gave him the tea!

"I have an old brother who applied for an errand in the underworld. I asked you before, one of your parents has earned a lot of merit, and the other is a good person, and it will never be bad in the next life, you don't have to worry. "Wu Liang patted Xie Chi's shoulder: "Let's live your little life well, don't come down in the future, it's not good for you to come down all the time, I've seen everything I should have seen, I know you all It's been a good time, and I can go to reincarnation with peace of mind."

"Achi, live your life well with your daughter-in-law. It's not easy to find someone who doesn't care about your temper."

Xie Chi rolled his eyes silently, not wanting to talk to his master.

The master laughed hehehe: "What's the matter, I found a rich woman and her tail is up? Your master and I are also very feminine in the underworld, okay? It's a pity that it's not suitable today, or I'll introduce you to you. Master, how many confidantes I have under here!"

Fu Jiuyuan said leisurely beside him, "Master, what you are drinking is tea, not wine."

"Do you need a beating, little brat?"

The master and the apprentice started to quarrel again, um, it should be said that Fu Jiuyuan was scolded unilaterally.

Xie Chi and Tuanzi stayed until nearly night, and then they were about to leave. Fu Jiuyuan got up to send them off, and Wu Liang waved his hand: "Go, go, I won't send you off because of the teacher."

He turned around and quietly wiped the corners of his eyes with the back of his hand, feeling happy after all.

Fu Jiuyuan sent Xie Chi and the others to the door, and then asked, "I said I left you a gift before, did you not go to get it?"

Xie Chi squinted at him and said nothing.

Fu Jiuyuan coughed and said, "There's all my savings in there, so it's a wedding gift I gave you, you must go get it, or keep it there, and you won't give it to you. Isn't your interest wasted?"

"Did you open it with my ID card?" Xie Chi asked faintly.

Fu Jiuyuan coughed violently, and after a while he said, "You should go get it anyway, why are you asking so much."

"Let's go." Xie Chi hugged the dumpling and waved: "Don't give it away, be a good person in your next life."

"Oh, you may not be able to be human in your next life."

Angrily, Fu Jiuyuan jumped behind him: "Can't you say something nice? Why is it that the older you get, the less cute you are? You weren't like this before!"

Xie Chi held the dumpling with one hand, raised the other hand above his head, and raised his middle finger.

Don't ask, if you ask, you are still angry. This anger will not go away in a short time. Who let this guy make his own decisions and finally made things like this.

He deserves it!

Even so, Xie Chi took the dumplings back to Huai Mountain. The feeling after marriage is different from that before marriage. Since Xie Chi got married, the animals on the mountain seemed to be stimulated every minute. All went down.

It is said that if you want to find true love, you cannot be left too far by the younger sister.

Now there are only two people left on the mountain, Senior Sister, and Dou Qi.

Two people who are not interested in dating.

Dou Qi is a complete martial arts idiot, thinking about how to become stronger every day. When the other senior brothers mentioned that they wanted to find a girlfriend, he looked blank.

"Why are you looking for a girlfriend? Can you become stronger with a girlfriend?"

Senior Brother: "You can become stronger!"

In short, for a man like him, the number one straight man in the universe, it may be difficult to get rid of the single in this life...

Senior Sister... If you don't want to fall in love, it's not suitable for falling in love, and you are very open to this aspect: "It's good to be alone for a lifetime, but if you can really meet someone you like, it's not bad."

After Xie Chi returned to the mountain with the dumplings, he first went to the ancestral hall on the top of the mountain to put on a stick of incense. Now there are two jars of ashes in the ancestral hall. The top one belongs to Master and the bottom one belongs to Fu Jiuyuan.

The dumplings also went to order an incense stick, and then the two of them went to the small bamboo forest on the other side of the mountain.

"We often came here to play when we were young. Fu Jiuyuan would take us to chop bamboo, and then go to the canteen down the mountain to buy fishing line, which is very cheap for a few cents a piece, and a fishing hook is also very cheap, and it is also a few cents. , then tied to a bamboo pole, and we went fishing."

"There is a lotus pond on the mountain, and there are a lot of fish in it. If we have nothing to do, we will sit in a row on the edge of the lotus pond and fish with lotus leaves on our heads."

"Often we don't catch much in one day, because we come to fish too often, and the fish inside are all learned, like eating bait and throwing hooks." Xie Chi said and laughed.

The dumplings sat in her arms obediently, and laughed along when they heard interesting things.

"Then in the afternoon, when the sun goes down, we will count how many fish we caught, and then take them back to wash, clean, and fry a plate. There are still crayfish in the lotus pond, but they are dirty. If you want to eat them. It takes a long time to wash, which is not very cost-effective.”

"Then we were still playing hide-and-seek in the bamboo forest at that time, did you see this big rock? The kid who was assigned to be a ghost squatted with his back against the rock, and the rest of the people turned their heads and ran. As soon as he turned his head, there was nothing behind him." Xie Chi put the dumpling next to the stone, then squatted beside the stone and looked at it for a long time, and finally managed to find the small cloth bag stuffed underneath.

"

When did this guy come back..." Xie Chi took out the cloth bag, and Fu Jiuyuan prepared gifts for each of the brothers and sisters in the family, and put them in different places for everyone to find by themselves, which was full of fun .

Xie Chi originally thought that Fu Jiuyuan was joking, how could he keep a bank card, right? Then open the cloth bag and take a look... There is really a bank card inside.

Xie Chi:…

This is really ready to send a red envelope to the newlyweds!

She knew that there must be a lot of money in it, because Fu Jiuyuan himself was rich, and he thought he would definitely die in the future, so he probably put all the money in this bank card.

Xie Chi is not going to use the money in it for her own use. There is no need for that. She is going to take the money out of it and set up a foundation or something to help those children in poor mountainous areas, or those who are seriously ill but don't. Poor people for money to treat.

Fu Jiuyuan did something wrong and should be punished. She, a family member, can't just watch it and give him his money for charity. How can she accumulate some merits, maybe it can offset some evil obstacles.

Even if he couldn't, it would be good to save him some good fortune in his next life.

In addition to a bank card, there was also a real estate certificate in the cloth bag. The house that Fu Jiuyuan bought before was now transferred to Xie Chi.

Then use it to open an orphanage or something, Xie Chi thought about it in his heart.

Hey, Fu Jiuyuan is real enough. I thought he would leave some things that symbolize their relationship, but I never thought that it was all money, money, money.

Xie Chi was speechless for a while...

The establishment of a foundation is quite simple. The main thing is to ask for help from Mama Lin. She has experience. After Mama Lin took the card and checked it out, she was a little surprised, and then quickly began to work on the foundation. something happened.

Xie Chi is still a little embarrassed, because she always feels that she has to trouble her mother for help with everything. Isn't this using others as a tool?

But it is true that only Mama Lin understands this aspect better...

After getting the inheritance left by Fu Jiuyuan, Xie Chi didn't leave Huaishan immediately. It happened that the dumpling's state was unstable during this time, so why not stay in Huaishan for a while.

Senior Sister has been in a bad mood during this time, mainly because Huaishan has lost another person. She is different from Xie Chi. Xie Chi will have her own life and will spend most of her time at the foot of the mountain in the future.

And she wants to dedicate her life completely to Huaishan.

When Xie Chi saw that Big Sister was in a bad mood, she took the initiative to invite her to go fishing. In fact, it was difficult to catch fish this season, but the three of them went anyway.

Xie Chi sat on the edge of the lotus pond with the dumpling in her arms, and let the dumpling sit in her arms. The dumpling held a fishing rod in his hand, and his expression was very serious.

"Elder Sister, have you really thought about finding a boyfriend or girlfriend?"

"I don't like boys who can like me. If I like boys, they may not like me. Besides, I'm not interested in dating." Senior Sister said firmly.

Xie Chi hesitated for a moment: "What about the girl?"

Senior Sister is still very firm: "I will never fall in love!"

Since eldest sister is unwilling, Xie Chi certainly won't force her, just reached out and touched the head of eldest sister, seriously considering whether there is any way to change the situation of eldest sister.

Although the 1.35-meter senior sister is really cute, if it can make her return to normal, it would be better to return to normal.

Xie Chi hugged the dumpling in his arms tightly and couldn't help sighing.

She lived on the mountain for about ten days, and she didn't go down the mountain until the dumplings were completely back to normal.

About a few months later, Xie Chi was on his way to go on vacation with his girlfriend, when the big sister suddenly sent a message: "What kind of gifts do you usually give Lin Xia?"

Xie Chi: ? ?

It turns out that the essence of human beings is really fragrant!