Mr. Fu, You’ve Spoiled Your Wife Rotten!: Chapter 633 saint? witch?
Chapter 633 Saintess? witch?
Li Beibei was taken aback by these words.
She is a newcomer and has no understanding of the world here.
In today's society, she doesn't need to care about these at all, everyone has freedom of speech.
But the place where she is now is indeed a feudal society.
Li Beibei agreed.
The sedan chair was already waiting outside, and it was Beibei who took over to go back.
The man in white stopped in his tracks and said, "The holy lady goes back and rests early, there will be a title ceremony tomorrow."
Li Beibei doesn't have much autonomy now anyway, they can do whatever they say.
As he was about to leave, Li Beibei suddenly said, "Hey, what's your name?"
The man in white said: "I'm under Situ Jing."
Li Beibei snorted, "My name is Li Beibei."
Situ Jing frowned slightly: "Li Beibei? What a strange name."
Li Beibei pouted: "I'm leaving, see you tomorrow."
After Li Beibei finished speaking, she turned around and got into the sedan chair.
After half a day, Li Beibei also felt a little tired.
It was still hard for her to accept the thought that she had time-traveled.
After going back, Li Beibei lay on the bed and fell asleep.
Waiting for Xing'er to come over and wake her up: "Saint, there is a canonization ceremony today, and the sedan chair is already waiting outside. This servant will help you wash and get up."
Li Beibei sat up.
Sitting on a chair in a daze.
Xing'er began to wash and dress her up.
Li Beibei slightly closed his eyes.
But when she opened her eyes, she was startled.
Because Xing'er dressed her up in her modern look.
It was the hairstyle she wore in her wedding dress on her wedding day.
The classic Korean-style hairdo looks lazy and fresh, giving the feeling of a socialite and lady.
But this modern cut looks out of place in a room full of period-looking people.
Xing'er said with some guilt: "The servant girl is clumsy, and can only roughly restore the fairy appearance of the saint."
Li Beibei's first reaction was that Xing'er is a genius.
An ancient maid can be completely restored just by taking a look at this modern hairstyle.
If this is modern, it must be a top genius fed by God.
Li Beibei still praised her a lot
Then asked: "Xing'er, why did you dress me up like this?"
Xing'er said: "Today is the title ceremony of the saint, and the national teacher ordered the saint to be dressed as you descended to earth."
After finishing speaking, the white wedding dress that Li Beibei wore when she traveled here before was also carried over.
But the wedding dress has obviously been washed.
The bloodstain on his chest has long since disappeared.
Li Beibei never expected that she would attend the title ceremony wearing her wedding dress.
That feeling is actually similar to winning the Blue Fox Film Award back then.
It's just that the witness audience and the organizer have changed.
She was canonized in the hall.
Title "White Lotus Saintess".
Donghua's civil and military officials witnessed all this.
After noon, the Holy Maiden of the White Lotus will go to Chang'an Street to parade and receive worship from the people of Chang'an.
At noon, Li Beibei ate a little under the service of Xing'er.
Then there is the parade session.
Li Beibei was sitting in a sedan chair that was ventilated on all sides, and was carried by sixteen people. In front were twenty-eight court ladies holding lotus lanterns to open the way, followed by hundreds of royal guards.
They must walk through Chang'an Ten Mile Long Street.
This kind of experience is something Li Beibei has never experienced in her life.
Even if she has filmed a large-scale court costume drama, the Princess Taiping she plays is also very pompous.
But compared with today, it is still completely different.
Changan City is empty today, and all the people come to kneel and worship.
Everyone knows that the moment the saint appeared, it rained heavily.
This heavy rain saved countless lives.
Chang'an Street was crowded with people, and the soldiers patrolling the city formed two human walls on both sides of the street to stop the crowd.
There are still many people kneeling on both sides of the road to worship.
At the same time, Li Beibei also looked at everything around him in novelty.
This Chang'an Avenue is really the holy place of bliss that Xing'er said.
There are shops, inns and brothels everywhere.
And at this moment, when Li Beibei looked up, he suddenly saw a familiar face.
Although it was only for a moment, it was enough to make Li Beibei's whole body stiff and his blood flow backwards!
Li Beibei suddenly stood up!
Stop! stop now!
Xing'er was standing next to Li Beibei.
She quickly reminded: "Saint, you can't stop parading. This is an imperial decree, and you can't go back."
Li Beibei's gaze was always on that person's face.
But in an instant, the man had disappeared.
Li Beibei's heart was beating wildly.
Is it a hallucination?
Just now she saw Fu Jingmo's face.
Li Beibei turned around and took another look, only to see the three characters "Qingfenglou".
During the next parade, Li Beibei was in a state of absent-mindedness.
That face kept appearing in her mind.
Li Beibei was sure that what she saw was not a hallucination.
It's Fu Jingmo!
It must be Fu Jingmo!
He also traveled to this world.
Did you time travel with her?
Thinking of this, Li Beibei couldn't help but burst into tears.
is excited, unprecedented joy!
If they can meet again in this time and space, how lucky it would be.
The street parade ceremony was not completed until night fell.
Li Beibei returned to the palace in a sedan chair.
At the gate of the palace, Li Beibei ran into Situ Jing.
Situ Jing said: "The emperor summoned the saint, and asked the saint to go to Weiyang Palace."
Li Beibei originally planned to change clothes after going back and go out to find Fu Jingmo.
But I didn’t expect to go to Weiyang Palace.
But the emperor is the big boss of this world.
If he summons, Li Beibei will have to go too.
Then there is no way.
Li Beibei had no choice but to go back to Xianzi Building first and change her clothes.
Then I went to Weiyang Palace.
After walking there, Li Beibei has figured out the route inside the palace.
She actually felt that she walked over faster than being driven there in a sedan chair.
So Li Beibei went by himself.
Li Beibei made a rough estimate.
The time from my own Xianzi Building to Weiyang Palace is only about fifteen minutes.
Li Beibei walked to the gate.
saw Zhang Shengquan, the **** who was waiting.
Zhang Shengquan said: "Holy lady, you are here, the emperor is waiting for you inside, go in quickly."
Li Beibei didn't think too much, and went in directly.
After entering, Li Beibei saw an exaggerated long table.
It is full of various dishes.
At first glance, there are almost a hundred dishes on the table.
And there was only one person on the table, and that was Emperor Xuanyuan Junyi.
Xuanyuan Junyi showed a small face when he saw Li Beibei, and said gently: "The saint is here, sit down quickly, these are specially prepared for you."
The **** Zhang Shengquan quickly moved a chair for Li Beibei.
Li Beibei still doesn't know why the emperor invited him to dinner.
So I stood there without moving.
Zhang Shengquan reminded: "Saint, Your Majesty grants you a seat, please sit down."
Li Beibei said: "Thank you, Your Majesty."
Then sat down.
Looking at the delicious food on the table, Li Beibei was really hungry.
Xuanyuan Junyi said: "You can eat whatever you want. There is no one else today, so you are welcome."
Li Beibei looked at Xuanyuan Junyi for two seconds, and he was rude when he picked up his chopsticks.
It is undeniable that the imperial meals in the palace are still delicious.
In modern times, Li Beibei often went to a high-end restaurant called "Yu Shan Fang".
It is said that their ancestors were imperial chefs, and many secret recipes have been passed down.
Although the taste is good, it is still far inferior to the table in front of me in terms of taste and delicacy.
Li Beibei eats vigorously.
As soon as she looked up, she found that the emperor on the opposite side was looking at her with his arms propped up.
Li Beibei said: "Why don't you eat?"
Xuanyuan Junyi said: "I'm tired of eating these every day, and the chef in the imperial dining room can't cook anything new. If you like it, eat more."
Li Beibei curled his lips, every day the banquet is full, what else does he want?
Li Beibei said while eating: "Your Majesty probably doesn't want to invite me to dinner."
Xuanyuan Junyi smiled: "Can you teach me the formula that the saint said last time?"
It turned out that she was asked to learn the Rubik's Cube.
At this time, Xuanyuan Junyi had already taken out the original Rubik's Cube.
Li Beibei started teaching when she was full.
Start with Rubik's Cube's basic gesture "up hook and down spin".
If teaching modern children, Li Beibei would not feel so tired.
For Xuanyuan Junyi, there are too many new terms that he has never heard of.
What kind of diagonal surface, parallel lines and the like.
Li Beibei always wants to explain bit by bit.
Sometimes when Li Beibei is devoted, she forgets that she is teaching the emperor, and still can't help calling him a fool.
The great **** Zhang Shengquan was holding a heart beside him, and he was terrified.
In this hour, the saint has scolded His Majesty the Emperor for being an idiot six times.
Xuanyuan Junyi is notoriously moody.
If it were someone else, he would have been dragged out and beheaded eight hundred times.
Could it be that this saint is really a **** who descended to earth, even the emperor gave her three points?
Li Beibei was really speechless.
This emperor is so stupid that he can't even teach him hand in hand.
Finally, Li Beibei directly threw away the Rubik's Cube and said, "That's the end of the lesson for today. You should think about it yourself tonight. The stupid bird will fly first. You just need to practice more."
Xuanyuan Junyi was not angry either, and there seemed to be a smile on the corner of his mouth.
Xuanyuan Junyi said: "Then come back at this time tomorrow."
Li Beibei yawned, wondering what time it is now.
Li Beibei said: "Let's talk about it tomorrow, I'll go back to sleep first."
Saying this, Li Beibei turned around and left the hall.
After Li Beibei left, Zhang Shengquan breathed a sigh of relief.
When he turned to look at Xuanyuan Junyi, he found that the emperor was holding the Rubik's Cube in a daze.
There was still a faint smile on the corner of his mouth.
Zhang Shengquan understood instantly.
He looked at Li Beibei's back and saw that the saint would soon become a saint.
Li Beibei came out of the hall.
Sleepy as hell.
Just a few steps away, I ran into a group of people head-on.
Eight people carried a sedan chair, surrounded by several court ladies carrying palace lanterns.
Looking at the gorgeous figure on the sedan chair, I don't know which empress in the palace it is.
Li Beibei left by herself.
When passing by them, he turned sideways and planned to pass through.
Unexpectedly, it happened to pass by the sedan chair.
The woman inside suddenly said: "Stop!"
Li Beibei stopped instinctively and looked up.
Just now, I just felt that this woman was dressed in a beautiful way, with complicated hairpins all over her head.
Looking closer, I found that this woman is not very old, but her makeup is gorgeous.
The facial features are a typical thick face, but they are very beautiful.
If this is placed in modern times, anyone with some acting skills should be able to become a first-line star.
Li Beibei was full of wild thoughts, and stood there without moving.
The woman on the sedan chair suddenly said, "Which palace are you from? Why don't you show respect when you see me?"
Li Beibei didn't know how to answer for a while.
She just wants to salute, but she doesn't know how to do the salute here.
So Li Beibei bowed with both hands, recalling how Situ Jing saw the emperor yesterday, and said, "My lord."
It is obvious that the woman in the sedan chair does not intend to go around her.
She looked at Li Beibei and said condescendingly: "In the middle of the night, wandering around the Weiyang Palace, what is An De thinking? I'm afraid she doesn't want to seduce the emperor, come here, drag me down and beat me to death with sticks."
When Li Beibei heard these words, she was almost stunned.
Is it so reckless about human life?
Are you going to be beaten to death with a stick?
But at this time, several eunuchs standing nearby had already come up to grab Beibei.
Of course Li Beibei wanted to resist.
She doesn't want to die so useless.
Those eunuchs are no match for Li Beibei.
A set of combined punches, three strikes, five divisions, and two, those people fell to the ground and screamed.
The woman sitting in the sedan chair saw Li Beibei's skills.
Can't help shouting: "Come here, assassin, there is an assassin!"
After a while, I heard the sound of neat cavalry.
The imperial guards patrolling the palace soon surrounded it.
Li Beibei felt a little apprehensive seeing so many people.
There are so many guards with knives, she shouldn't be able to beat them.
But if you escape, there may be a chance of survival.
Or take this woman hostage?
Just as countless plans flashed through Li Beibei's mind, he suddenly saw a familiar face.
The headed guard is the emperor's personal bodyguard, the one who almost wiped her neck with a knife last night.
Li Beibei seems to be called Wei Feng.
Li Beibei quickly said: "Well, Wei Feng, please explain quickly, I am not at this moment."
Wei Feng had a slightly surprised expression on his face when he heard someone calling his name directly.
But then back to normal.
He strode over.
Walking up to the sedan chair, I clasped my hands together: "Imperial concubine, this is not an assassin, but a lotus maiden who was just appointed by the Holy Majesty, is there some misunderstanding?"
The woman known as the imperial concubine got out of the sedan chair.
Then he walked slowly to Li Beibei's side, looking up and down Li Beibei unabashedly.
Immediately said: "Are you the lotus saint?"
Li Beibei scratched her head politely: "I dare not be that."
The imperial concubine suddenly changed her face, and said sharply: "I think it's almost a witch, Wei Feng, this witch just assassinated me, and I was about to beat her to death with a stick. It's just in time for you to come, put me in the sky prison, I will be fine tomorrow." Examine who sent her to deceive the public!"
(end of this chapter)