Morning of Swordsman Tower: Chapter 255

Puff puff puff puff puff puff.

Six **** of ice cream were thrown out one after another, and after drawing six beautiful arcs of different colors in mid-air, they accurately hit the two cones in the hands of Boss Joe, and in an instant, two three-layer ice creams with mixed flavors were stacked.

σ(?д?;) Damn!

The shock in the hearts of the people who witnessed this scene was no less than the feeling when they saw the cool Lemuyan using a toy gun to name the "apple" of the gun rider one by one. It's not that this is more difficult, but because it is unbelievable.

It turns out that today's international kidnapping not only needs to be well-planned, skilled, and superb at shooting guns, but also has to be cute and proficient in various difficult stunts? Now even the gangsters are so introverted?

"Ms. Yang, the mixed ice cream you ordered has arrived."

Lady Letania took the ice cream from Joe's big fin with trembling hands, resisting the urge to pick him up and rub him for a meal, and handed the ice cream to the attendant without even looking back. , Of course, the bill is also paid by the follower.

As a guest who has participated in many conferences of nations, I must have prepared a lot of Lateran black market currency such as etched bullet casings in advance, because this place not only sells various specialty desserts, but also buys collectible firearms.

Of course, it must not be purchased in large quantities, and its performance is completely incomparable with Sakota's own guardian gun, which is probably equivalent to the difference between World War I firearms and modern firearms.

But in terms of quality alone, it is still the best of the best, and it is also equipped with decorative patterns full of Lateran religious art style, just like the gorgeous decorative swords favored by many Victorian nobles, it is very popular among the upper class.

"What else can I order, Ms. Yang?"

Probably noticing the scorching eyes of this noble lady, which made her feel headaches, Boss Qiao looked up at her with her mouth crooked. This expression ignited the fluffy "yu fire" in her heart even more.

"Can I touch you!"

Hiss~~~~~!

For a moment, the audience was filled with the sound of the guests being gasped for air by her bold words, causing the arctic glaciers to melt. Is this more than the purity of a real man? It's just girls!

"Of course not. I'm the boss of the penguins. As the boss, how can I let others touch me casually?"

The guests were speechless for Boss Qiao's answer for a while, but they didn't dare to take it seriously, they could only pretend that they had never seen Boqi's face being wiped with his face against his stomach by Xia Guang before.

But he suddenly changed the subject.

"However, as the first customer of the opening, you can indeed enjoy a little special treatment, just this once... Rookie, work!"

"..."

The chubby rookie Fiameta suddenly had a penguin face, and had no choice but to throw the ice cream launcher in his hand, and instantly a flat belly rushed towards him with a kick of his bi-fins.

And when she landed in the palm of the sheep lady with a smooth and smooth front flip, the rookie Fiametta has already laid down a "goose body" posture with her belly facing upwards in one go, and That skilled zookeeper smile.

It is enough to see that she has practiced this set of "tactical moves" many times during the special training period of the Nanfeng No. 2 team before the meeting of nations.

It's just that after the cutest penguin in the South Wind Special Agents made such a move, it wasn't just the one who almost lost control of his emotions when he saw the nosebleed dripping down, but also rubbed his cheek against the rookie's belly twice with all his might The sheep lady who finally fell down, and of course other guests from all over the world.

"...I, I want to buy ice cream too!"

"Me too!"

"Give me a five-ply one! Also, how many shells does it take to hug the smallest and roundest penguin? Can I contact my subordinates outside to send me another five large boxes?"

The kidnapping scene, which was quite tense just now, seemed to suddenly become a lively scene where enthusiastic fans snapped up the idol's handshake tickets.

Although they are deeply under the spell of cuteness, they don't think there is anything strange about them, but in the eyes of the Pope, who is watching secretly at the door of the lounge in the back hall of the cathedral, it makes his face covered with the filthy flowers of Haizi essence. Rolled up wrinkles.

And the cardinal Valliv standing behind him and the couriers from all nations who are taking care of the unconscious Gunrider also have similar expressions of "subway, pope, mobile phone.jpg".

What's even more strange is that, because Linguang, Xiaguang, and Shirtel, who were ordered by the gaming company to be responsible for guarding their "hostages", seemed to have no intention of guarding them seriously at all, and they were even eating leisurely. with ice cream in hand.

Surtel even took turns licking with left and right hands. Anyway, if there was a situation, it would be her "stand-in" Surtel who would fight.

"Don't be surprised. A doctor wouldn't be a doctor without this surprise."

...You call this just a surprise? Even us Sakotas thought it was weird! Is this the culture of Rhode Island?

"But no matter how unexpected it is, the doctor is still the same doctor. His words and deeds have only one purpose, that is to bring fairness and laughter to more people."

Chapter 685 Boss: I Have a Hard Gecko

"Bringing...fairness and laughter?"

The Pope smacked what Linguang had just introduced the doctor, and from time to time he glanced at the scene in the holy and solemn cathedral outside the door, which had never been seen before, like a noisy market.

Most importantly, none of those enthusiastic guests were Sakotas blessed by Lateran laws.

"I see!"

"..."

Valliv and the couriers from all over the world looked at the pope who seemed to be suddenly infected by those "penguin disease" patients, not only because of his loud shouting, but also because of the fact that Sakota shared his feelings. In conveying the excitement and eagerness that comes.

The emotions conveyed by the Pope to other Sakotas have always been peace and stability, except for the little bit of joy that comes from Sakota’s sweet tooth nature when studying and eating desserts. Where has the Pope been so intense? emotion?

However, for Sakota, empathy is like pure background music that suddenly sounded. Maybe you can hear the emotional tone from the tone of the music, but because there are no lyrics, so what did the Pope understand? Unable to know.

But before Valliv could ask, a little thing covered in black and white, who could feel absolutely wild even by looking at only two eyeballs, suddenly turned upside down from the window frame and came in from the window, which surprised these Sakotas. Trembling all over, both men and women subconsciously clamped their legs.

It's just that the male Sakota has to fiddle with it a little bit to stuff the "apple" in and fix it, or simply bend down and pinch it again, just like being aroused by a penguin.

Fortunately, they are all highly skilled gunners, and pressing guns is an old skill.

But Cool Lemuane ignored them, and went straight to the door, and shouted into the cathedral past the pope.

"Boss! Found the target."

"What, just in time!"

Although Boss Qiao said stubbornly that he must never be touched by outsiders, at this moment he was still surrounded by more than a dozen pairs of enthusiastic hands together with the rookie Fat Duck and Kawaii Mostima. Like a soft beach ball.

The only way to maintain the final dignity is to use the knowledge and arrogance of a martial artist to identify the palms belonging to men, and then use penguin palms with twenty years of skill to slap them all back one by one.

Now, when he heard the signal from Liang Liang Lei Miaoan to start the operation, Boss Qiao was shocked immediately. In order to escape from the encirclement, he immediately used his high-purity martial arts with 30 years of skill...

m1917 Columbia Smith & Wesson!

"Get out of the way! You stupid mammals, don't delay my mission!"

scare!

After all, they were guests who had tasted the culture of firearms in Lateran, and they could easily tell that the revolver in front of them looked real both in terms of material and shape.

What's more, these penguins can do reverse gun riding with toys, and they can do it with real guns!

As a result, the guests who were still "feeling" to a few penguins just now were frightened by the black muzzle and backed away one after another, leaving a circular blank area with a radius of about one meter with the flawed Joe boss as the center. .

It's just that Boss Qiao, who is holding the revolver, doesn't seem to intend to let go of these people who have just caught him in a mess. He saw his beak slightly raised, and he snapped it down without hesitation under the horrified eyes of the guests. trigger.

boom!

A ribbon and fireworks exploded suddenly, and even continued to spray cactus-flavored butter forward, and the guests were immediately covered in faces.

And when they hurriedly wiped off the white cream on their faces, they saw Boss Joe hanging on a rising rope with a single fin in mid-air, looking down at the proud penguin Doudou Eye.

And on his other fin hangs the kawaii Mostima, and the rookie Fat Duck hangs on the flipper of the Mostima.

"This is the end of today's game, and soon this place will become a 'tragic' battlefield, the traitors of mammals and oviparous animals, the exit is right in front of you, if you want to escape, move your non-egg-bearing buttocks and get out.

But you will look back on today with regret, because you almost caught the helm of the Antarctic, the great old... ouch! "

All of a sudden, there was a sound of Bang, and the flat head of the boss who was playing cool suddenly hit the ceiling with sparks flying around, and the snow pheasant spun around.

After a while, a cool head with a bunch of dull hair on the back of the head poked out from the skylight of the roof where the rope was stretched out, and swung its fins downward in an "honest" manner.

"Sorry, boss, I didn't adjust the position of the rope properly."

"...It's okay, your boss and I have a hard head, pull us up quickly."

"Oh good, then I will continue to work hard."

"Hey wait! You haven't adjusted the rope yet..."

Bang, bang, bang!

…

Boss Joe stood on the roof of the cathedral with his head covered in ashes and a penguin face. Behind him was the skylight that had been smashed through a corner, and in front of him were three penguins who were holding back their laughter.

"Here, I believe you have all seen it. I always speak with evidence and don't exaggerate my words. If I say that I am stubborn, I am stubborn. If I don't have the conditions now, I can show other toughness on the spot!"

"Pfft... yes, Boss, Boss is right."

"Okay, stop talking nonsense, where are we waiting for?"

"It's right there... vomit~ vomit... over there!"

The cool Lemuan spit out three children's toy telescopes from her mouth while talking, and the other three penguins immediately picked them up without wiping their saliva, and directly turned their faces to look in the direction she pointed with their fins …

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"What's going on in the cathedral now?"

Although the pathfinders had assembled nearby, Andorn came to the encircling queue of the guards alone to inquire about the situation.

Although Andoren looked like a blue-faced and fang-toothed evil spirit in the eyes of Fiameta, his reputation was not obvious in the eyes of the unknowing Sakota, but his evaluation was very high. Priest of the Soul Church.

This also represents the Pope's trust in him, because death is an unavoidable place for every Sakota, and it is also a grand ceremony. It is impossible to arrange a messy guy to be in charge of the Requiem Church.

Therefore, the guards did not have any precautions against his appearance, and even took the initiative to share information with him.

"Those penguin gangsters are very skilled at shooting guns. Our people can't even get close to the sniper positions of nearby buildings. In addition, the cathedral is the highest point in this block, so we can detect very little information.

What we can only know now is that they claim to bring justice to Lateran by smashing the law, so it is estimated that they are pressing His Excellency the truth of the law inside. "

When Andorn heard the other party say that the penguin bandits didn't care, he probably thought it meant that the bandits were a group of penguin-species Riboli. On the contrary, it was the word "fairness" that made him subconsciously raise his eyelids, and then covered them again.

His first reaction was that these gangsters were comrades of the Pathfinder, but even if he denied this idea, the Pathfinder would not do such extreme things, and their action goals were still revolving around the law.

To put it bluntly, although Andorn has tried his best to consider other races, he still failed to call out Sakota's thinking frame.

But Andorn suddenly thought of a good idea, that is to volunteer as a hostage and go to the cathedral alone to negotiate with the gangsters.

Because An Duoen felt that although the other party was very extreme, they also wanted to achieve a similar goal after all. Relying on his persuasive power as the leader of the Pathfinder might turn this case around.

What's even more wonderful is that they can also have the opportunity to directly confront the Pope and see the truth of the law, so that they can achieve the original goal without bloodshed, and retain the power of the Pathfinder to do other business to the greatest extent.

Anyway, so far, Andorn still thinks that this is the best of both worlds he came up with "by himself".

So he first contacted the Pathfinder members calmly and arranged for them to stand still, and then he made his "own" suggestion to the guards.

"Since I can't think of a good way, let me go in and try to talk to these gangsters."

"What? How can that be done, Your Excellency Andorn, those guys are extremely dangerous, even the gun cavalry has been defeated."

"But I just heard from the medical team that the gun rider's life is safe. This shows that the other gang is still sensible. Negotiation is indeed the best way. Otherwise, is there any other way to ensure the safety of His Excellency the Pope?"

...It is true that life is safe, but I think it may be worse than death.

The garrison didn't say it clearly, after all, becoming a gunrider is the ultimate ideal and honor of most of the garrison members, and of course they will protect them from the bottom of their hearts.

However, Andorn still felt the hesitation in his heart through Sakota's empathy, but he thought it was worrying about his own safety.

"Don't worry about me. I was also the captain of His Excellency the Pope's special service team back then, but I chose to retire because of some accidents, but I am still mentally prepared for the battle."

"Yes, I can understand His Excellency Andorn's determination, but..."

The member of the garrison rolled his eyeballs, and the brightness of the "fluorescent light" on his head suddenly increased, which indicated that he had thought of a way to explain the situation to Andorn.

"Now that you have decided, I should also remind you of the situation you may face in the future, Rafia, go and show the 'special ammunition' taken by the medical team to Lord Andorn."

Needless to say by the guards, the experienced Andorn can also know that what he wants to show him is the ammunition used by the bandits. Indeed, for Sakota, who knows the most about firearms on the land of Terra, it is often just to observe The weapon or ammunition used by the enemy can learn key information.

At this time, Andorn also had a preliminary guess. To be able to defeat the gunriders and suppress all the snipers of the garrison, the bandits must use some kind of high-speed sniper bullets propelled by Originium skills. research…

what! ? ?

Andorn's originally peaceful eyes were as big as pine eyes, just because of the toy suction cup sent to him by the guards.

Chapter 686 There must be...the King of Miao Miao House!

"According to what the other party claimed when they exchanged hostages with us, this ammunition is called the 'Nanjixing' special anti-riot sniper ammunition. Although it is not lethal, it has an extremely powerful stopping effect on the human body.

Almost all of our colleagues who were shot lost their ability to resist after only one shot, and only the gun cavalry could survive two shots. "

"..."

It stands to reason that the Guards had no reason to joke with Andorn, and even showed Andorn the sniper in their team who was unconscious after being headshot by the "Nanji Star". Faintly scattered red light.

Although the evidence that the garrison showed the horror of the "Nanjixing" special-type bomb was so strong that Andorn had to believe it, there was just one small problem...

This tm is plastic!

However, when Andorn took this "South Pole Star" to observe and taste repeatedly, and then checked the etching marks of passive stone technology on it, and even put it on his forehead to experience the feeling of being hit, he Finally confirmed...

Isn't this tmd still a plastic toy! ?

How can there be any ghost engraving, if you really want to do an etching process on it, just burn the plastic clean!