Morning of Swordsman Tower: Chapter 130

Although Nian was grabbing the hot dinosaur chili sauce and praised it, his expression still didn't feel a bit spicy. It can only be said that it has indeed exceeded the upper limit of spicy chili produced in Terra. Nian has never tasted such delicious food, but Still not at the limit of her taste.

"This is the peak of the fire? You underestimate my old dry cat, try the next one!"

"You don't need to say that I will do it too, what's the trick to this next one, I have to...!?"

Nian just casually threw the radish sticks dipped in sauce into his mouth, and he could see her cheeks glowing red at a speed visible to the naked eye. Then she closed her eyes in a fascinated manner, raised her head slightly, and opened her eyes slightly. Vermilion lips, sending out a series of daydreams, but...

"Uh huh~~ huh huh huh huh huh..."

…Learned the sound of the flame-throwing trick on the spot.

Although she should be able to breathe fire and strike iron, just like a human being can hiccup, but the long hiccup after drinking a bottle of cold soda in the hot summer is obviously different.

However, unlike Kosiche's tragic methane jet, Nian was still very excited while spewing fire, her complexion was rosy and shiny like the widow who was in drought for a long time, and even the flames on her tail became more and more vigorous, and gradually rose to the top. air.

The wild fire-breathing dragon lives in the crater called Charizard Valley for many years. The flames ejected from the mouth are enough to melt the rocks into magma with a temperature as high as 1400 degrees. Say this is a coincidence of fate?

"This... this is too exaggerated!"

Seeing all this, Huang couldn't help shrinking her head, her two cat ears were pressed back into airplane ears. Although her skill is also related to high temperature, it is still considered a thing like spraying fire from her mouth. It's a ball, maybe it will be made into a dragon, tiger and phoenix!

"It's cool!! This is not only a taste enjoyment, the full flame energy is more nourishing to me than any natural treasure! What's the origin of this?"

Nian couldn't help but continue to taste one after another. While spiraling fire, she jumped and ran around like a child excitedly. It is Yasuo, the wind sword master who has only learned "stepping forward" to gallop in the line of soldiers.

"This is the old dry cat experimental model "Charizard" prepared by me and a professional perfumer in Rhode Island. It should not be enjoyed by ordinary people. It is not an exaggeration to say that it is specially made for you. "

"Is that so! It seems that I misunderstood you. How can someone who can make such heavenly delicacies be a bad person!"

Only you will regard it as a delicacy, no matter how you look at it, it should be used for brutal executions!

Dr. Bugs Bunny's eyelids trembled slightly, but he was still very glad that his bribery method was as effective as expected, and of course it was also due to the halo of being stupid.

"No, how can I enjoy such a delicious meal alone, I have to ask my sister to taste it too!"

Xi, who was far away in a mountain hut, suddenly shivered, and the ink in his hand suddenly forked, and the precarious artistic conception of the picture scroll on the case was instantly destroyed.

Chapter 366 How to Tame a Dog Hook

"Where have you been, Mr. Bugs Bunny?"

When Dr. Bugs Bunny returned to the site where the integration team was stationed in the Yan Kingdom, and walked into Tallulah's temporary tent without anyone else, the treatment he received was enough for many people to grab a handkerchief and bite it with envy. At times like this, Laplande will be willing to give in.

Tallulah is like an extremely insecure little girl. As soon as she saw the reassuring big rabbit appear, she hurriedly got up and greeted it. Of course, all these actions that surprised the integrators did not let others see .

In fact, Tallulah's behavior is not because of how close she is to Dr. Bugs Bunny, but when she realizes that she may fall into a state of being out of control at any time and make many terrible decisions, even if it takes half an hour each time. Even if there are piles of golden carrots made by Bugs Bunny around her, she can't feel at ease.

What if I accidentally fall asleep and delay the time? What if I ate too many golden carrots and developed antibodies? What if Bugs Bunny just disappears forever?

And most importantly, Tallulah knows that if something goes wrong, she alone will not be able to detect whether she is normal, because the abnormal point is directly in her mind, and you can expect a psychopath to distinguish Have you ever fallen ill?

So when Dr. Bugs Bunny went out, Tallulah's spirit became more and more tense and suspicious. When the lucky rabbit Jio stepped into the tent, she finally settled down the dragon's heart hanging in the air. .

In a sense, this is also a disease similar to dependence.

"Don't worry, I just went to the front to explore the way, and talked to our target by the way. This mission should be sure, so we only need to focus on this guy Kosiche."

"Talk to the target...Mr. Bugs Bunny, has he already gone to see the God of Yan Kingdom!"

Tallulah almost exclaimed, Bugs Bunny found the target that Kosiche spent so much time searching for, and it seemed that he had colluded with the other party to kill Kosiche in less than a few hours. Everything is arranged clearly?

"Of course, I told you, big girl, that you can always trust the rabbit. Oh, by the way, is that guy back yet?"

Dr. Bugs Bunny was naturally referring to the "flying" sentinel who was possessed by Kosich's main body. Tallulah shook her head when she heard this, and looked at him with a little daughter-like reproach in her eyes.

"Does Mr. Bugs Bunny think that everyone is a magical rabbit like you who can travel thousands of miles a day? Even if he is the Duke of Black Snake himself, he has to go up the mountain to meet the bandits first, and then use some vehicles to transport the supplies Coming down the mountain, I guess it will take half a day no matter how fast it is."

Under normal circumstances, we have to consider whether those bandits are willing to do business with the integration, but it is estimated that there is a 90% possibility that Kosiche has already arranged it, so Tallulah also saves the negotiation between the two parties. time.

"Hehe, everything is on my plan..."

Just as Dr. Bugs Bunny was about to start the pretentious mode of predicting things like a god, the voice of the leader of the guards suddenly sounded outside.

"Leader Tallulah, we caught a suspicious person wandering around. He might be a scout from the Yan Kingdom. How should we deal with it?"

Tallulah froze for a moment after hearing this, and immediately put on a face like a little dragon, and with the cloudy aura of the villainous big boss, she crossed Dr. Bugs Bunny and walked out of the tent, looking down at the half-kneeling guard on the ground.

"Are there even spies in this remote wild forest? Are the people of Yan Kingdom a little too cautious and bring them to me immediately!"

Tallulah can't tolerate the unresponsiveness. Whether it was controlled as Kosiche's **** or came to expose Kosiche's old background, it is also a fact that their integrated team invaded the territory of Yan Kingdom, and after two days of travel , It's too late to think back.

Once the Yan Kingdom officials find out, it is very easy to cut off the back and trap them here, so Talula must deal with this "spy" as soon as possible.

If this was in the hands of the former blackened Tallulah, it would definitely kill people, but now there is a more convenient and harmonious way. For example, Dr. Bugs Bunny consciously took out his anesthesia from the rabbit hole. Big wooden hammer.

But when the so-called "spy" was brought in front of the two of them, he immediately dismissed this idea.

"Where are you, little monk? Who are you? You don't look like people from the Great Yan."

A young woman of the Pelo tribe, with two black hairy ears on her head, was pushed in by the guards, and she was seen holding a small black coarse porcelain bowl in her hands, and she was wearing an orthodox orthodox monk costume. He looked blankly at Tallulah and Dr. Bugs Bunny.

Even in Jogo's eyes, those pure and extreme eyes did not show any trace of acting, because he could only see one sentence after turning over and over again.

Hungry, do you have food?

Tallulah and Dr. Bugs Bunny looked at each other, and almost at the same time overturned the possibility that she was a spy of the Yan Kingdom, because she was clearly from the East regardless of her accent, dress, and posture, and she came from Ursus or other Western countries during the integration movement Some people may not be able to tell the difference, but how could Talula, who was close to Wenyue when she was a child, not know him?

So Dr. Bugs Bunny asked Tallulah to continue to maintain her big boss background image, and took a step forward to talk to her.

"Cough, although I don't look like it, I am indeed from the Yan Kingdom, and my name is Bugs Rabbit. What happened to Master Heichai? Why did he wander around in such a wilderness?"

"Huh!? How come even a rabbit... Ah! It's a sin, what I mean by the little monk is that the little monk has not actually become a monk, but is just a lay disciple who presides over the grandfather's teaching. Please ask the benefactor to call the little monk Saga. As for how to get here, the little monk does not know. , probably because Yunyou lost his way."

Saga obviously thought that the standing rabbit was Tallulah's pet at first, even though he was wearing a doctor's white coat, he still showed his lower body without any scruples, until she suddenly realized, Confess to Dr. Bugs Bunny with a solemn one-handed salute,

But when she bent down and bowed to salute, her stomach also let out a growl.

Goo~~~

Saga was not embarrassed, he just touched his belly with one hand, then raised his head and looked at Dr. Bugs Bunny with pure and hopeful eyes.

"To tell you the truth, because I didn't find the road leading to the town of Yan Country, I haven't eaten a grain of rice for nearly a day and a night. I don't know if I can help you?"

Dr. Bugs Bunny laughed for a while when he heard the words, perhaps because he was also Perot and had a very similar pure temperament, which reminded him of another silly dog ​​known for its strong appetite. Find a chance to search for her traces.

"Landlord... Cough, the Integrator doesn't have any food left, Sister Saga, why don't you eat a carrot first?"

Chapter 367 How to Tame a Saga

"Carrot? Oh! Isn't this celery and ginseng? It is a rare item in the monk's country. The monk has only eaten pickled and boiled root, but he has never eaten celery and ginseng. It really makes the monk eat such a precious thing." food?"

"Dagen" is white radish, no matter in that world, it is one of the most commonly eaten vegetables in Dongguo. Whether it is used as a pickle or put in Kanto chowder soup to absorb the soup, it is a classic taste, and "ginseng" is in Dongguo. It refers to both carrots and Korean ginseng. Because carrots are plants in the celery family, the more formal name is "celery ginseng".

But carrots, as the prefix of its Yan country name says, gradually spread from the west to the east.

The traffic here in Terra is inconvenient, and the exchange of goods in many different regions depends on armed logistics. In Terra, carrots have only just been introduced to Yan Kingdom, and in the extreme east of Dongguo, there are only upper-level people. Only when old men suddenly want to try something new can they spend a lot of money to buy it.

But this has nothing to do with our Dr. Bugs Bunny. Rhodes Island already has a stronghold in Casimir, and you can buy as much as you want. The Longmen Guards Bureau has not come to investigate suspicious fruit and vegetable transactions in the market.

And Jogo didn't really want to give Saga a bunch of carrots, he wanted to test whether she was controlled by Kosche's mental suggestion skills.

"Hehe, once you've eaten it, you'll know it's not a big deal, and it's not a precious thing here, why don't you have one?"

"The little monk is not welcome... Shi, benefactor, what are you doing?"

Excitedly, Saga was about to take the golden carrot from Dr. Bugs Bunny's hand, but he was caught off guard and hit her face with his hand. The tip of the carrot was still rubbing her nose left and right, making her head full of hair. Foggy.

"Ah...it's okay, Sister Saga, this is an ancient ritual unique to rabbits, it means wishing you a good appetite, and don't call me a benefactor, that's a lot of life, you can just call me Bugs Bunny, or Mr. Bugs Bunny will do too."

Dr. Bugs Bunny spat secretly in his heart, sure enough dog training skills are deceiving, and at the same time he was full of smiles and nonsense about a nonsense reason that Talulah gave him a blank stare behind him, but the inexperienced Saga obviously believed it, even I would like to express my sincere thanks to him.

"So it turns out that Dayan is indeed the origin of benevolence, righteousness, propriety, wisdom and faith. Even before the meal, there are such beautiful prayers. Mr. Bugs Bugs, the little monk is taught, so the little monk will start!"

Kachi Kachi, Dr. Bugs Bunny watched Saga and swallowed a whole carrot in three or two bites. Except for his eyes getting brighter and brighter, he seemed satisfied with the taste, and there was nothing special about it. He was completely relieved.

This black chai girl is indeed simply lost, and meeting is a fate, so why not... take her away by the way!

"You should also be able to see that we are carrying out a secret military operation. Since you accidentally bumped into it, it is impossible to let you go for the time being. How about staying and using your ability to get a job? If you are not good at If you fight, you can do some labor."

"That's it... the young monk has indeed learned some martial arts skills, and three or two thieves are definitely not a problem, but the grandpa of the host once said that both Dayan and Dongguo have left painful war wounds, even if they are not officially monks. Even the little monk will never do the evil deeds of poisoning the common people!"

Saga probably doesn't understand his current situation at all. Even if a normal person doesn't want to work for the warlord organization, at least you have to verbally agree to save this little life first, and then wait for the opportunity to escape, right? Saga was blunt and outspoken.

In this way, even Tallulah who has not been blackened may not be able to let her go. After all, she is still the leader of the integration movement. They took the risk of being wiped out by the Yan Kingdom to save a stranger from the Eastern Kingdom.

It can only be said that fortunately this girl from Heichai met the omnipotent doctor.

"Hey! You don't understand this. We are not going to start a war against people, but to challenge the gods! According to legend, there is an evil **** in Yan Kingdom. She has a big head and a small body. The copper bell, coming and going like the wind, can spew out hot flames from its mouth, and it can make the sound of "Nian~" when it howls, hence the name Nian Beast.

Every midnight at the end of the new year, the Nian beast will come out of its cave to harm the common people. We just received the information about the Nian beast and went to attack her. This is the righteous teacher of heaven and earth to eliminate harm for the people. How can it be called an evil thing? ? "

What Dr. Bugs Bunny said is actually part of the legend of the middle-aged beast in another world. The truly complete version has to add "New Year's Eve", and there is also a saying that the real name of the Nian beast is "Xi".

Of course, Taila also has a similar statement, but in fact there is no such thing. Nian and Xi are two different gods, they are the ninth and eleventh in their big family respectively. The background setting of the script that I conceived when I was bored, and at the same time spread it randomly, and over time it really became a monster legend.

The reason why Qiao Ge wants to deceive her temporarily with this kind of lie is, of course, because he sees that Saga's mind is too simple. Even if he tells the complicated truth truthfully, he must reveal his truth in front of Kosiche. I thought I was going to fight against the evil god.

"Oh oh oh oh! Is it such a **** demon slaying thing? It seems that the little monk misunderstood Mr. Bugs Bunny. If so, please allow the little monk to help you! I will definitely..."

The naive Saga believed that he was about to make a move, as if he wanted to cut off the head of the Nian beast, but just when he raised his hand, he remembered that his naginata had been confiscated, and his limbs were also a little limp. There is still not much stock except for one carrot, and the "super immunity" of golden carrots is not enough.

"Well, to be honest, I am still very hungry right now, may I ask if there is anything else that can fill my stomach, I don't care about the taste, even a bowl of brown rice is enough for a day."

Although Saga is thinking about the natto bibimbap and fried tofu that she used to like most in the temple, she is not a person who is greedy for enjoyment, otherwise she would not choose to travel to Yanguo to increase her knowledge and understanding of Buddhism .

"Of course you have to eat, Sister Saga, but you have to obey my orders at any time, come with me."

Before taking Saga out of the tent, Dr. Bugs Bunny turned his head and gave Tallulah a wink, and Tallulah immediately understood that it meant that Saga’s food was provided by him, and of course it did not belong to the command of the integration team, saying It is not allowed when it will become an unexpected dark move that will lead to Kosiche.

But the main reason is that he wants to try dog ​​training again, but this time with a big sausage.

Chapter 368 Roommate Rabbit Cancer is Advanced, Wants to Eat Hot Pot with My Sister Before She Dies

Crack...bang! !

A red gilt kick kicked up into the sky with a whistling sound, and there was a loud explosion in midair. Xi, who was looking for the source of her inexplicable heart palpitations, was so startled that she broke the paintbrush in her hand with her bare hands. .

You must know that Xi has inherited the power of Danqing ink from Dayan Tianming, just like any metal object in Nian's hands can be called a magic weapon. Xi never uses ordinary painting tools, and all paper, ink, brushes and inkstones are all artifacts made by her. A super tool, but even such a thing called Ma Liang's magic pen still couldn't stop her panicked reaction.

It's as if someone held a mobile phone to your ear, and then suddenly let out that super loud "Oh my mother, hahahahahahahaha..." suffocated monkey laugh.

"year!!"

But at least, she no longer has to wonder who her premonition was pointing at.

"Hahahaha, my dear sister, don't you soak in ink and paint every day to cultivate yourself? Why are you so irritable when you meet?"

As if deliberately responding to Xi's call, Nian walked out of Xi's scroll with a small fan in his hand. This is more like the Q version of "Nianhua" given by Qiao Ge to Nianhua, except that Xi You can't see the slightest cuteness from it, it only brings her annoyance.

In fact, Nian had already imagined the scene when she and Xi would meet again. Her original plan was to use a super-large kicker to directly blow up the illusion in the whole painting after she teleported there. The "affectionate" atmosphere when the two sisters reunited after a long absence.

But considering that she came to Xi for help and ventilation this time, it's better to save that naughty way of reminiscing about the past for the next time she has a chance, not to mention that she has something better to share with her sister.

"You bastard! I told you not to come and pester me. You take your Yangguan Road, and I cross my single-plank bridge. Or do you want me to beat you back to the mausoleum before you give up?!"

Angrily, Xi reached into a mural hanging beside her, and then pulled out an extremely long bronze long sword. Of course, it was also a divine weapon. In her own words, it was "" With the inkstone as the sheath, you can study spring and autumn; with the brush as the sword, you can paint ghosts and gods."

If Qiao Ge was present at this time, he would definitely be able to recognize that the shape and even the pattern of this sword are exactly the same as the Yue King Goujian sword in another world, except that the sword body has become cinnabar smeared under the blessing of his magic. red.

And this sword was not used by Xi as a melee weapon, but a staff for casting spells, or her "pen". Xi was not stupid enough to go head-to-head with the weapon in the hands of Nian, the blacksmith god.

"Look at what you said. As a sister, we naturally have the duty of a sister. How can we take the stupid things my sister said seriously? No matter how stupid you are, you are still my sister."

"You...!?! Well, since you are anxious to find death, I will draw a picture of you before death as a souvenir, my dear 'sister'!"

Nian doesn't care much about Xi's threat. On the one hand, her combat strength is indeed higher than Xi's. After all, one divine power lies in the weapon and the furnace, and the other divine power lies in the brush and ink painting. The method of the beast (firecracker battle), the fight is basically sure.

Of course, not all firecrackers will do, and her magic power must be attached to it.

On the other hand, just as Nian himself said, how can the older sister take the stupid things that the younger sister said to heart?

These brothers and sisters do have some big or small conflicts and frictions with each other. They don't want to see each other on weekdays. The only brother who is a "God of Cooking" is favored by everyone. After all, he can cook.

The apparent reason for the disagreement between Nian and Xi is that Xi can't stand Nian always bringing the hot pot to the table where she paints, and always lying to her while serving her food...

"Eat it, it's not spicy."

But things can’t just look at the surface. In fact, the main difference between the two sisters lies in their attitude towards their future destiny. Xi is a Buddhist who accepts fate. She understands that one day the ancient **** of Great Yan will return to the earth. And the day the ancient **** wakes up will definitely reclaim all its power, which means the death of their separate consciousness.

But Nian is a rebel against fate, the reason why she is so deviant in people's eyes is because Nian has the courage to try any possibility, and will not give up even a small hope. Will it succeed?

Nian wanted to continue living as himself, not become part of the Old God again.

Xi didn't want to waste time following her, so the two parted ways. It was as simple as that, but they couldn't be reconciled.

"Wait a minute, don't you want to know why I came to you at this time?"

In fact, Nian already has a sword in one hand and a shield in the other hand, and is ready to fight in the form of a shield and ax at any time. If Xi insists on fighting, she doesn't mind using some rude methods to calm her down, but at this moment, there are more important things than "intimate contact" with her sister. matter.