Great Tang Broom Star: Chapter 788 you shouldn\'t hide
Chapter 788 You shouldn't hide your clumsiness
Yang Deli became famous in one battle.
Walking in the imperial city, Jia Pingan heard a lot of comments about him, all of which were full of praise.
People are very strange. On the one hand, they worship authority or those emperors who are above the clouds, and on the other hand, they hope to pull them down from the clouds and make them mortals.
After leaving the imperial city, Jia Pingan went to Dongxi City to have a look. There are still beggars, but there are many fewer, and there are more bad people around.
"Mr. Wuyang!"
A somewhat familiar voice came.
Jia Pingan raised his eyes and saw Chen Erniang.
Long time no see, this woman looks haggard.
"You managed to escape? Congratulations."
Changsun Wuji fell, Wang Qi and others were simultaneously liquidated, and they are still missing. Jia Pingan judged that they were probably killed directly.
Chen Erniang approached, smiled wryly and said: "I have already communicated with Baiqi half a year ago."
Twenty-five boy?
No wonder she was safe and sound.
"Congratulations."
No matter what, being alive is something worth celebrating.
This woman was originally Wang Qi's confinement, and Wang Qi was later abolished by Jia Pingan, and Chen Erniang was left as a widow, poor.
"By the way, what do you do for a living now?"
The best way for a woman to make a living is to marry... Unlike the women in later generations who all go out to work, most women in the Tang Dynasty now stay at home and take care of their husbands and children.
Chen Erniang smiled and said: "These slaves have accumulated a lot of money, and now they are at ease."
They are all rich women.
And the skill is not bad.
Jia Pingan chatted with her for a few words, and then dispersed.
Chen Erniang took a few steps, looked back at Jia Ping'an's back, her lips squirmed, and finally said nothing... After walking a few more steps, and then turning around, she even wanted to chase Jia Ping'an, but in the end she was only sad.
…
Li Jingye's life in the Ministry of Criminal Justice can also be called chic. He is the grandson of Li Ji, destined to inherit the title of Duke of England in the future. As for the official career, according to Li Ji's arrangement, Li Jingye's best career is to be stable, not to seek high officials, but to be stable.
—Don’t think about being a high-ranking official, you have such a brain, being a high-ranking official means harming others and yourself, and you might harm your whole family. So you should be honest, so that you can cultivate your own children and grandchildren in the future.
Li Ji's plan can be called sophisticated... This old man is a prime minister and a famous general. It can be said that both civil and military are at the top. If the descendants are still in high positions in the army, it is a way to bring disaster.
One piece and one relaxation is the kingly way.
As for being a civil servant, it doesn't matter, but Li Jingye's naivety is obviously impossible to counterattack all the way.
So Li Jingye was also in the Ministry of Punishment, and the waves were like waves in the lake, fishing for three days and drying the net for two days.
He is Yuanwailang, and he needs to assist Langzhong in handling the official affairs of the headquarters. But Guan Dun, the official doctor, was quite dissatisfied with Li Jingye's abandonment of his hands, so he just turned a blind eye to Li Ji's face.
Guan Dun was very busy dealing with the officials' requests for instructions in the duty room.
An official came in and asked for instructions: "Guan Langzhong, I think Huang Jizhong was wronged when he committed the complaint..."
Guan Dun glanced at the document.
"Mr. Liao is a private prostitute in Pingkangfang. He recruits prostitutes at home on weekdays. Huang Jizhong went to Liao's place that day and came out immediately. Later, someone found that Mrs. Liao was beaten to death on the bed with a stick. Bad people Then Huang Jizhong was arrested and convicted of murder... But Huang Jizhong complained a while ago, saying that he just went in to have a look, and he was not the one who had **** with the Liao family... Someone can prove that Huang Jizhong was inside at most ten breaths, which is not enough room. But there is dirt in Liao's body..."
Guan Dun frowned, thinking about all the possibilities of this matter... The doctor of the capital is in charge of the prisoners' complaints, and he has a heavy responsibility.
But he is at his wits end now.
There was a loud snoring beside him.
Guan Dun covered his forehead, thinking that I had gotten used to the snoring sound.
Li Jingye leaned against the wall and slept soundly, with his arms folded, like a King Kong warrior.
His saliva flowed to the corner of his mouth, sucked it and was sucked back.
"Li Jingye!"
Guan Dun let out a roar!
Yeah can't stand it!
Li Jingye raised his head suddenly, and asked in a daze, "What's the matter? Where is the enemy army?"
Guan Dun patted the case table, his face flushed and said: "Doing nothing all day, shameless! It just so happens that there is a case here, you go and investigate, if it is wrong..."
Guan Dun's eyes became more ferocious, "If you don't want to pay attention, I will tell the British Duke later and let him deal with you."
The British Duke often beats his grandson severely, everyone knows this.
Li Jingye was stunned, and then happily said: "Trying cases? I like it the most."
Guan Dun waved his hand, "Hurry up!"
After Li Jingye went out, Guan Dun explained to the official, "I just beat Li Jingye, this matter is very important, and he must not be allowed to decide."
Isn't this playing Li Jingye?
The official is called Qin Ce, and he is in charge. He comprehended, "Yes, I know about it."
Qin Ce chased after him, praised Li Jingye a lot, and sighed secretly when he saw that Tie Hanhan was proud.
Sure enough, he is a dude.
Arrived in the lobby, Li Jingye sat in the hall, suddenly felt very enjoyable.
"I mentioned Huang Jizhong, and everyone involved went to call."
Qin Ce's cheeks trembled slightly, and he thought to just check the file, do you really want to try the case?
But Li Jingye is a superior, so he still has to give face.
"Bring it."
Huang Jizhong looked quite wretched, even if he was in prison for a long time, his temperament was still intact.
Li Jingye had finished reading the dossier, scratching his head, "Tell me about you."
Huang Jizhong knelt down and howled.
Li Jingye was the most impatient with this kind of attitude, so he took a few shots.
Boom!
The case table was shocked.
Sure enough, he is a titan!
All the officials present were shocked.
Huang Jizhong was also surprised, raised his head and said: "I went to Pingkangfang half a month ago, and I talked to the familiar Liao family..."
"say?"
Li Jingye felt that this guy was dishonest... He went to Pingkangfang for two things, either drinking or throwing his ass. Why talk to an acquainted prostitute? Only a brother can do such a thing of taking off his pants and farting.
Jia Pingan won the reputation of a great talent in the brothel. Those famous prostitutes were willing to do so, and even recommended themselves as pillow mats, but he ignored them. Li Jingye has always suspected that his elder brother has a physical problem, but Jia Ping'an has two...three children, so this suspicion is given up.
"Yes... I want to sleep with her." Huang Jizhong looked a little embarrassed.
"Not honest, yeah I don't like people like you!" Li Jingye shook his head, suddenly felt very boring, and wanted to go to Pingkangfang.
Huang Jizhong glanced at him secretly, and felt that this Yuanwailang seemed a little stupid, no, he was straight-hearted and vulgar.
"After I went in, Mrs. Liao was lying on the bed, naked, this..." Huang Jizhong said shyly, "I knew that she had just received a guest and her body was dirty at the moment, so I refused to have **** with her... Then I said a few words The words came out."
"By the way, when I went in, I also said a few words to Chen Wanli, who was in the cloth business, and it was the same when I came out. Chen Wanli knew... Once I entered and exited, it was only ten breaths before and after. Ten breaths..."
Huang Jizhong smiled wryly: "It was only when I was arrested that I found out that Mrs. Liao was beaten to death. But I am wronged! Ten breaths... Even if you are in a hurry to go in, you have to take off your clothes, and you have to take off your underwear. Say five breaths, and if you have intercourse, you still have to beat Liao to death, I'm useless!"
Qin Ce nodded slightly, "Li Yuanwailang, I have done my calculations. It takes five breaths to take off your clothes, and five breaths to have sex, but you still have to beat Liao to death. This time is not enough."
The so-called crime time, you have to take everything into account.
From this point of view, Huang Jizhong was indeed wronged.
"The murderer is someone else!" A small official said bitterly: "It's been a long time, and I'm afraid that person will never be found."
Huang Jizhong relaxed his whole body, and cupped his hands: "Thank you all the officials, I will leave the Ministry of Punishments later, and I will definitely invite you to drink."
"Wait a minute."
Li Jingye is calculating.
"You said ten breaths?"
Ten breaths is about sixty seconds according to the calculations of later generations.
That's one minute.
Undress within 30 seconds... The clothes of the ancients are not easy to take off.
Undressing, having sex, beating Liao Shi to death, completing these actions within a minute, that is a god.
But Li Jingye frowned slightly.
Huang Jizhong nodded, "It's ten breaths, and Chen Wanli can testify."
He smiled.
After entering prison, because it was a felony of homicide, he was sentenced to death not long after. He suffered a lot in prison, but then calmed down and began to calculate various details of the case.
Finally he thought of time.
Ten breath time is not enough to complete these!
So he shouted for grievances, and the appeal was sent to the capital.
Li Jingye banged on the desk, and suddenly said: "Ten breaths seem to be unable to complete these, by the way, are you an old prostitute?"
Huang Jizhong lowered his head, "Only occasionally, occasionally."
Li Jingye scolded: "Bitch, what if Yeye finds out that you are an old prostitute?"
Huang Jizhong said helplessly: "Officer, I will go there every two or three days, every three or five days."
What is this special girl who is not an old prostitute?
Qin Ce was a little speechless, thinking why are you so concerned about this? Huang Jizhong has no time to commit crimes, let alone a regular client, even if he lives in a brothel, it doesn't matter!
Li Jingye suddenly looked up to the sky and smiled.
This person...couldn't he be twitching?
Everyone couldn't help but slander.
Li Jingye laughed, and said coldly: "Ten breaths are not enough to accomplish these things, but in some cases it can!"
Everyone is puzzled.
Qin Ce thought of Guan Dun's explanation, worried that Li Jingye would screw up the matter, and said quickly: "Li Yuanwailang, let's put this case on hold for now, and wait for Guan Langzhong to come for trial later."
It turns out that Yuanwailang is a stick!
Huang Jizhong's face twitched.
But here's the good news.
There was more joy in his eyes.
Li Jingye said dissatisfied: "You look down on me?"
This word is very heavy.
Qin Ce hurriedly crossed his hands, and said respectfully, "I dare not."
"Then watch Yeye judge the case!"
Li Jingye took a few more shots, and this time even the dust was shaken.
Is this a civil servant?
Huang Jizhong trembled, but found that the officials were very calm as usual.
Seeing that everyone was quiet, Li Jingye couldn't help but secretly proud... Aye often said that he should convince people with reasoning, but I persuaded people with reasoning, but no one was convinced. In the end, I still had to rely on force to deter.
It can be seen that the fist is the last word.
He sneered and said: "You said that you can't do these things in ten breaths, but what if you don't wear underwear?!"
Huang Jizhong's cheeks trembled, "Why don't I wear obscene pants? The officials are wronged!"
Qin Ce was taken aback.
If you don’t wear dirty pants, how can you meet people?
Before the Tang Dynasty, many people did not wear obscene trousers. Once they sat down, the indecent things would be seen accidentally. That's why kneeling is advocated.
But Tang Dynasty is different. Now even farmers in the countryside know to wear obscene pants, otherwise they will be scolded and laughed at.
What is Li Jingye thinking? Fantastic.
"Wronged?" Li Jingye suddenly shouted, "Is Chen Wanli here?"
Qin Ce nodded, "It's already outside."
"Call in."
Chen Wanli had a birthmark on his cheek, which made him look a little more hideous.
"Chen Wanli, let me ask you, were you sure that Huang Jizhong really only stayed in there for ten breaths?"
Chen Wanli has been questioned many times, he nodded and said: "It's really ten breaths, if it's fake, I'm willing to be punished."
Huang Jizhong couldn't help smiling wryly.
What is this tossing about?
Li Jingye sneered and said, "Let me ask you, did Huang Jizhong wear pants that day?"
Pants must be worn under the robe, otherwise it will be empty.
Hiss!
Chen Wanli thought about it carefully.
"That day... Huang Jizhong was talking to me, and when he turned around to enter the Liao family, it seemed... the calf seemed to be... like a red fruit, yes!" Chen Wanli raised his head and said firmly: "At that time, I still said with a smile This man is shameless, he even went out without wearing pants, and was caught by the Jin Wuwei when he turned around, and his **** was smashed by him. Huang Jizhong said it was so cool."
Li Jingye laughed.
Huang Jizhong smiled wryly, "Ten breaths! Officer, how can ten breaths have **** before killing people?"
Qin Ce also felt unreliable.
Li Jingye scolded: "Bitch, people like you are as fast as the wind, and you can go off at the touch of a button. Ten breaths are enough for ten times."
These words are extremely humiliating!
"Come here, and ask those clients who are familiar with Huang Jizhong for questioning."
Li Jingye was very happy, and felt that the trial of the case was unexpectedly interesting.
Immediately, someone went to Pingkangfang.
"Huang Jizhong? That's a touch-and-go, often mocked by prostitutes."
"Yes, that's him."
The little official rode back.
"Li Yuanwailang, Huang Jizhong is really a touch-and-go."
this…
It was as if he had seen it with himself. Li Yuanwailang seemed rough and bold, but he was so careful, and even more so... Could it be that his roughness was just an appearance?
Qin Ce couldn't help but tremble, thinking that he had fooled Li Jingye a few times in the past, and couldn't help sweating... If Li Jingye wanted to clean him up, it would be a matter of slapping him.
Huang Jizhong's face was pale.
Li Jingye said firmly: "There is a group of people in the brothel who like to have **** in clothes. You don't wear pants, it's not because you think it's too hot, and it's not too hot today. You just want to have **** in clothes."
"As soon as you entered, you had **** with Liao Shi. After the fire was triggered, Liao Shi was not inferior even if he was a private prostitute, so he made fun of... What do men fear most when going to a brothel? What they fear most is being short! The prostitute makes fun of her, and she has the heart to kill."
"So you became angry from embarrassment, and there was a stick nearby, so you beat Liao Shi to death with one stick, and then came out... all this back and forth, ten breaths won't work!"
"Huang Jizhong! You still haven't pleaded guilty?"
Li Jingye's eyes were wide open, and he patted the desk suddenly.
Boom!
The desk unexpectedly collapsed.
Huang Jizhong sat slumped on the ground, covering his face with his hands, "I didn't want to, but at that moment I was ashamed, but the Liao family still made fun of it. I lost my head at that time, and there was a stick nearby, so I beat her." One stick, who knew she couldn't help beating like this..."
He looked up, with awe in his eyes, "The officials' eyes are like lightning, I am convinced."
Li Jingye couldn't help laughing.
When it comes to brothels, he can be regarded as an expert. He said that he is second, and no one dares to be the first. He knows all kinds of methods and tricks in the brothel.
But what he likes the most is to lose ten times with one force. It is not a problem for him to say that a certain famous prostitute has special skills.
Qin Ce was extremely scared at this moment.
If he follows his train of thought, Huang Jizhong is probably believed to be innocent at this moment, then the Liao family is afraid that he will hate Jiuquan.
He bowed and said sincerely: "Li Yuanwailang's eyes are as bright as a torch, I admire you!"
This Qin Ce didn't think much of him in the past, and he even said that he was a dude, and he came to the Ministry of Criminal Justice to dawdle.
But today Qin Ce saluted respectfully, the admiration in his eyes made Li Jingye feel very happy.
I am indeed the most suitable to decide the case!
After Guan Dun finished dealing with the matter at hand, he went to the lobby to prepare to hear Huang Jizhong's appeal.
Just halfway there, he met Qin Ce.
"Why are you back? Where's Li Jingye?"
Guan Dun was a little dissatisfied, "If he messes around, what will happen if no one is watching? If he fails, something big will happen!"
The Criminal Department is considered a semi-professional yamen, if you don’t have this ability, you have to learn it from scratch. But look at Li Jingye, he either sleeps or finds excuses to go out to play all day long. He regards the Criminal Department as a brothel, and he comes and leaves whenever he wants.
Guan Dun also took care of it at the beginning, but Li Jingye couldn't control it at all.
"Guan Langzhong, you and I have underestimated Li Yuanwailang!"
Qin Ce's words startled Guan Dun.
"Then Huang Jizhong pleaded guilty."
Qin Ce thought of Li Jingye's free and easy manner at that time, and regretted his original attitude even more.
"Li Yuanwailang checked the file, and immediately found clues, and asked Huang Jizhong if he didn't wear pants that day... It turned out after checking."
Huh!
Does this person have some talent?
"Li Yuanwailang immediately searched for evidence one by one like a cocoon, and Huang Jizhong was on the verge of breaking out, and he didn't wear pants. Liao made a mockery..."
Guan Dun's body shook, everything was strung together, "Men are most afraid of being teased and ridiculed, so Huang Jizhong became furious and beat Liao to death with a stick, and then came out..."
this…
He rubbed his forehead, "If I go to this case, I'm afraid I won't be able to find out why. Then Huang Jizhong may get away with it. It's dangerous!"
Qin Ce smiled wryly and said, "Guan Langzhong, Li Yuanwailang, I've been mistaken in the past. This one is actually talented."
Guan Dun nodded, "He is hiding clumsiness, yes, it must be the case. The British public tree is very popular, Li Jingye is still young, and it is the right time to hide clumsiness. But I look down on him, shouldn't, shouldn't!"
"he came."
Li Jingye came and looked very happy.
"Dedication!"
Who called me?
Li Jingye looked up and saw that it was Guan Dun, who was smiling, and couldn't help being stunned.
Doesn’t this guy not want to see me?
"Guan doctor."
Guan Dun reached out to pat him on the shoulder, but he was a little short and could only stand on tiptoe.
"You shouldn't hide your clumsiness!"
Good night!
(end of this chapter)