Great Tang Broom Star: Chapter 699 Anti-kill
Chapter 699 Anti-killing
"I was enlightened when I was young, and I learned to read at first, and then read the Thousand-Character Classic... But I couldn't read the Thousand-Character Classic. My husband said that I just had to memorize it. If I don't understand it now, I will understand it later. But when I grow up, But I forgot the thousand-character text..."
Li Jingye’s childhood was very tragic, as if he was fed a duck-like education.
"Later when Ah Weng came back from the battle, he kicked Mr. out of the way, saying that he was wronging his son..."
Li Yuanying shook his head, and praised: "The great talent of the British public will definitely make you turn around."
Li Jingye said with a strange expression: "Yes! Ah Weng is a great talent... Then he taught me Confucianism. But... But I don't understand! Ah Weng said I was stupid."
Li Jingye, who was reprimanded by his grandfather as stupid, studied hard.
"What happened next?"
Li Yuanying asked curiously.
Li Jingye shook his head, and let out a bleak breath, "Later, I learned this way. If Aunt wants to go out to fight, no one will care about me."
His father is an official outside, so Li Jingye is herding sheep.
Poor baby!
Li Jingye picked up the scroll and said excitedly: "If there was such an article back then, I wouldn't have given up on myself! Brother..."
Li Jingye was sad.
Li Yuanying praised: "This article is catchy, the important thing is to integrate those principles into it..."
He bowed, "Sir, you are talented!"
Li Jingye bowed, "Brother is a great talent."
Li Yuanying asked: "Dare to ask, sir, how long has this article been written?"
"Half a day."
Jia Ping'an felt a little tired, thinking about who would kill him at night.
The long legs are comfortable, but the big ones are even more comfortable.
My old man is very entangled!
"Half a day?"
Li Yuanying exploded, "Sir, it only took half a day?"
"How long do you think it will take?" Jia Pingan said calmly, still thinking about the evening program in his mind.
The so-called willing to gamble and admit defeat, who dares to lie...
Jia Pingan sneered.
Li Yuanying couldn't live anymore.
Later generations said that the children born to older men were either as stupid as pigs or extremely intelligent.
Li Yuanying is a smart person, but he pretends to be stupid only because he wants to hide his clumsiness.
You can pretend to be stupid...
People still look down on many people in their bones.
But today I was completely convinced.
"Sir, I would like to worship under the door of Mr. Serve tea."
Li Yuanying's eyes were shining brightly, and he vowed that today he would worship the entrance wall, so that Zhao Yan would not be pretentious.
"Brother!"
Bitch!
Li Jingye felt that the scumbag was indeed a cunning bitch.
"Brother, Ah Weng has been making a lot of noise recently. I think he may be possessed by an evil spirit, so I will stay here for a while."
Ah!
Tui!
Bitch!
Li Yuanying sneered, "If this king has passed your words to the British..."
Phew!
Li Jingye clenched his fist.
"What do you want?"
"What do you want?"
The essence of human beings is the repeater.
Jia Pingan picked up the book and went out to deal with business.
"Aye!"
DouDou has recovered from the sadness that Ah Fu abandoned him, and is tossing the old turtle.
"Aye, I'll beat your back."
The little padded jacket is really considerate.
Jia Yu came over, feeling that his sister was too flattering, "Aye, I'll beat your leg."
Jia Ping'an was very happy.
The small fists are beating gently, and I feel very comfortable!
Jia Pingan raised the scroll in his hand, "I brought you the Three Character Classic for my father, this is a masterpiece of enlightenment..."
Boom!
The little padded jacket shook his fist in anger.
Jia Yu shook his fist angrily.
"Husband."
Wei Wushuang and Su Ho came out.
The two children beat the drum vigorously.
"Outrageous!"
Wei Wushuang said with a cold face, "Still not stopping?"
Old Jia’s family has a bad family style, the father is not upright, and the mother can only teach the children with a straight face.
Doudou cried and cried. Although Jia Yu didn't cry, he knew that the good days were gone forever.
Sad tears!
Flow into a row.
The two children were distraught.
But in the past, even if he scolded, he wouldn't cry!
What does this mean?
Jia Pingan picked up the book in his hand and handed it over, "Okay."
Wei Wushuang took it, and said with a smile: "Your husband is really fast, but... if you are not good, you can't get through it."
"Let me take a look."
Su Ho was overjoyed, "If I win, I will ask my husband to cook. I want to eat beggar chicken."
Poor baby face.
Jia Pingan picked up the children one by one, feeling a little heavier.
The boss doesn't like to make trouble, but he has a bit of a bad mood. Doudou likes to make trouble, but has no intentions.
"At the beginning of human beings, nature is good..."
Jia Pingan was very dissatisfied with this sentence.
At the beginning of human beings, human nature is evil, and it must be restrained by acquired constraints, such as laws, or village regulations and folk customs to suppress.
There has always been an evil side in human beings, but this is something for enlightenment. You can’t let children feel that the world is gloomy from an early age, right?
"Rong is four years old and can make pears. My younger brother is older, and I should be a prophet. Filial piety is the first, and knowledge is the second. Know certain numbers and certain texts."
Filial piety is a must.
In this era, if there is no moral concept of filial piety, the entire Tang Dynasty will become a mess in retrospect.
The two women finished watching.
"Husband!"
Wei Wushuang showed admiration for the first time.
"Small meaning."
Jia Ping'an was secretly happy, but he pretended to be aggressive.
The most admired in this era is great talent.
Su Ho put his arms around Jia Ping'an's arm, his eyes filled with moisture.
My husband said it in one day, but he wrote this article in half a day. If it spreads out, it might shock the world.
"Husband, you made this article, but do you want to teach it to the prince?"
Doudou raised his head, his eyes full of hope.
Give it to the prince brother!
give him!
Jia Yu also had bright eyes.
Aye, to the prince!
Jia Pingan said flatly: "It's for these two demon kings..."
He paused, "Give it to the prince."
Jia Yu was dejected.
DouDou was very happy, "Aye, is the prince inferior to me?"
This focus is relatively clear.
"Bullshit!"
Jia Ping'an laughed and said, "In Aye's heart, the most important thing is you two!"
Having children is everything.
After copying a few copies, Jia Ping'an was about to enter the palace, but Scum Teng and Li Jingye were excited.
"Brother, drink!"
Jia Ping'an refused, "I'll talk about it when I get back."
"It's too late to come back."
The two exchanged glances, and one pulled aside, Li Yuanying turned around and shouted: "Cao Er, get some wine and vegetables!"
"What? Who is it?"
Cao Er was preparing dinner in the kitchen, when he heard this, he dropped a very forceful sentence.
"Li Yuanying!"
"Who is Li Yuanying?"
Cao Er thought about it.
"It's King Teng, hurry up and get it."
Du He couldn't help feeling elated when he saw Li Yuanying and Li Jingye being so respectful to their husband.
When the food and wine were served, Li Jingye raised his glass, "This is a toast to my brother."
Drink it all in one gulp.
"This is a toast to Mister!"
Li Yuanying sincerely raised his glass.
Jia Ping'an drank it all in one gulp.
The two exchanged a look, and couldn't help but secretly delighted.
Get Jia Pingan drunk, and then fool around, and things will be done.
Li Yuanying originally called Jia Pingan Mr., more of a dormant, but now he really wants to be a teacher sincerely.
Jia Ping put down the wine glass, refused Li Jingye to pour the wine, and said, "Jingye respects King Teng."
Sir, is this trying to shift the target? Li Yuanying said with a smile: "Sir, you are respectful. If you don't drink, you don't respect it."
Want to play wine culture?
Jia Ping'an squinted at the two guys who were trying to plot against him, "If a man doesn't drink, he's going to die in vain!"
Do you want to drink?
Li Jingye praised: "That's a good remark, King Teng has a drink."
Cheers to the two.
"gentlemen."
Li Yuanying raised his glass.
Do you think this is the end?
Jia Pingan smiled, "The sky is cloudless and the ground is drought, the cup just now doesn't count!"
I go!
Li Yuanying froze for a moment.
The two of you have another drink.
For the third cup, it's Li Jingye's turn.
"Brother..."
"Respect King Teng!"
Jia Pingan still didn't drink.
Li Yuanying clutched his stomach, "I drank too much, and my stomach hurts."
What tricks do you have?
Jia Pingan sneered in his heart.
That's it?
When he was in the wine field, he was very proficient in this kind of speech.
Look at Li Yuanying's embarrassed face.
Yeah, yes, I will perfect you!
Jia Ping'an said, "I would rather have a hole in my stomach than a crack in love! Drink!"
Li Yuanying...
Drink it all in one gulp.
If you don't drink, you look down on people!
This is the high-quality wine of the Jia family.
After several repetitions, Li Yuanying was a little numb!
"Sir, you don't even drink. Is this because you look down on me?"
He had a belch, and the stench was foul.
Li Jingye was much better, but Jia Pingan glanced at him.
"Brother, it's your turn."
Jia Pingan sighed, "Raise your glass!"
Li Jingye toasted, feeling extremely excited. Even after drinking a lot, he still felt that the two of them could get his elder brother drunk.
"Excited heart, trembling hands, you offer a toast to King Teng, if he doesn't drink it, he thinks you're ugly."
…
The two sticks got drunk and were sent back by the carriage.
"I'm not drunk!"
Li Jingye is sad!
The money has been confiscated, and I can’t enjoy myself by throwing my ass. Today I even got drunk after drinking...
Li Yao asked someone to take him down, "Be careful."
Li Ji stood inside the door, watching coldly.
Is this a twitch?
He doesn't think so.
Then why are you so drunk?
"Ah... who are you?"
Li Jingye looked at Li Yao and slapped him away!
Boom!
He drank too much and didn't know how to measure it. This slap almost slapped Li Yao on the ground.
"Ah Ong!"
Fortunately, he did not forget his grandfather, otherwise Li Ji would let him know what it means to be in pain.
"Aon is drinking."
"Go back and rest after drinking too much."
Li Ji had a cold face.
Where did you go to drink?
The driver of the carriage showed his face, but it was Xu Xiaoyu, "I've seen Mr. Ying, so I'll go back now."
It's Xiao Jia!
Li Ji's bursting mentality gradually calmed down.
"I will go first before King Teng goes, to see if the road is uneven... I will get drunk before King Teng is drunk, I want to protect the stomach for King Teng..."
Li Ji frowned, "Which one?"
"Hahahaha... hiccup."
Li Jingye smiled, "Excited heart, trembling hands, I toasted A Weng, and A Weng thought I was ugly if he didn't drink."
Where is this sarcasm?
Li Ji felt a little over the top.
"Ah Ong, if you don't drink... no woman will like you if you don't drink..."
"Ah Weng, looking at your face, I feel sad...it's all the fault of no woman..."
…
On the second day, Jia Ping'an went to Shangya.
Meet a sneaky man on the road.
Not to mention the veil, why do you have to look around?
"Stop!"
Jia Pingan found that his body looked familiar, so he stopped him.
"Brother?"
Li Jingye waved his hand, rode his horse and left.
Boy, this made Jia Ping'an even more curious.
He approached quietly and pulled suddenly.
The veil was lifted.
A bruised face.
Jia Ping'an was stunned, "You were... beaten up by someone?"
This is an unprecedented beating!
May I ask who dares to do it?
Li Jingye put up the veil and tied it tighter, feeling ashamed.
Last night he said a lot of swear words, which can be called a complete collection of swear words. Li Ji became more and more angry, and finally beat him up personally.
"My life is so miserable."
"Prince Teng? Hahahaha!"
After seeing the scumbag, Li Jingye couldn't help laughing.
Li Yuanying is also covered with a veil, but he has one more weapon than Li Jingye: blindfolds.
Eye masks made of tulle can effectively cover the bruises around the eyes.
Seeing the two of them, Li Yuanying quickly changed direction.
"Ha ha ha ha!"
Li Jingye pushed forward, Li Yuanying covered his face, "What do you want?"
"Let go!"
But he was not as strong as Li Jingye, and finally his true colors were revealed.
The face is okay, just the nose is bruised, but the eyes...
Two panda eyes.
"Why?"
Jia Ping'an was a little puzzled, wondering who would dare to touch him in Prince Teng's residence?
Li Yuanying covered his face, "Ashamed, ashamed, ashamed to see people."
It turned out that after he was sent home yesterday, the more he lay down, the more excited he got up, and staggered out for a stroll.
This stroll lasted until late at night, and he staggered home again, but he couldn't find his way home, so he asked two sergeants for questioning.
Violated the rules of the night ban at night, and patted their shoulders arrogantly...
Take it!
A severe beating!
Li Yuanying didn't feel any pain after drinking too much, he just yelled wildly.
When the general came to find out that it was Li Yuanying who was beaten...
The group of goods actually left him at the door of the house, and then ran away.
Pitiful!
"In the future, the king will definitely find those people and beat them up!"
Li Yuanying swears by it.
But when he turned around, he stood dead in the duty room.
"Prince Teng, this is..."
Yuchi Xunyu came in, and seeing that he was so angry and his face was bruised, he couldn't help laughing.
Jia Pingan entered the palace with the Three Character Classic.
"Queen, Marquis Wuyang said that today he will teach the prince a new lesson!"
Wu Mei snorted, gritted her teeth and said, "Last time he taught Wulang something about men and women. I haven't asked him to settle the score. I have a new lesson today... If it's not right..."
The queen's threat was very real, she even got up and said, "Go and see."
In the classroom, Zhao Erniang was very energetic today, and Fushen said: "I heard that the Marquis of Wuyang got drunk with King Teng and Li Jingye yesterday, and the two of them had a lot of alcohol. I thought that Marquis Wuyang wouldn't come today, who knows?" thought..."
Marquis Wuyang is really good at drinking!
Jia Pingan's face was rosy, and he smiled, "It's just drinking, not worth mentioning."
He is so free and easy!
Zhao Erniang couldn't help but be moved.
"Prince."
Li Hong stood up, "I have met Marquis Wuyang."
It is the tradition of the Huaxia clan to respect teachers.
Zhao Erniang is going to temporarily avoid...
In the past, she could not avoid it, but since Jia Pingan taught some things between men and women, Zhao Erniang felt a little shy every time she saw him.
This person actually taught the prince these things, isn't he afraid that something will happen to the prince? Jiang Linzun went to make a small report, but the queen ignored him, but when she turned around, she gritted her teeth and said that she would deal with him.
When she saw Jia Pingan opened the scroll, she knew it was a relatively important homework, and she felt a little relieved.
"I read the prince's enlightenment lessons and found it difficult to understand. Yesterday I returned home to compile a book and wrote an article called... Three Character Classic!"
Li Hong wanted to clap his hands, and said joyfully, "What scripture is it?"
In this era, scriptures do not refer to classics of Buddhism and Taoism, but more like books.
Jia Ping'an laughed and said, "The prince recites it with me..."
"At the beginning of human beings, nature is good!"
Huh!
It's interesting!
Zhao Erniang stopped and turned around.
Wu Mei from outside just arrived, but stopped after hearing the sound.
"At the beginning of human beings, nature is good."
this is not bad!
"Similar in nature, far apart in practice."
"Similar in nature, far apart in practice."
"If you don't teach, your nature will change."
…
Zhao Erniang became more and more surprised the more she heard.
this…
This is to condense those truths and stories from the history and other knowledge in those words.
"Father and son are kind, husband and wife obey. Brothers are friends, younger brothers are respectful."
"Preface to elder and younger, friend to friend. The ruler is respectful, and the minister is loyal."
Wu Mei stood outside and found that there were more people around.
Even Jiang Linzun was there, and he looked indifferent before, but now he looked surprised.
This is…
This is entertaining and educational!
The key is that the reasoning is too good.
"It's called Guofeng, and it's called Yasong. The four poems should be satirized."
This is the induction of all those knowledge.
Ping An is indeed a great talent!
Wu Mei squinted her eyes and listened.
Shaopeng glanced at Zhou Shanxiang, he was scratched just now.
"What is it?"
Zhou Shanxiang lowered his voice, "I can understand?"
Shaopeng nodded, "So do we."
The two were shocked.
Marquis Wuyang, you really are a great talent!
"Tang Faxia, the country's merchant. Six hundred years, until the death of Zhou."
Wu Mei couldn't bear it anymore and walked into the classroom.
But Li Hong followed the chanting very attentively, not paying attention to her arrival.
Jia Pingan saw it, but continued to chant.
"King Wu of Zhou, the first to punish Zhou. Eight hundred years, the longest."
Wu Mei stood there, watching this scene, suddenly laughed.
"Ha ha ha ha!"
The order was disrupted.
Jia Ping'an said very bluntly: "Sister, I'm in class!"
The laughter stopped abruptly.
"Okay, okay, class!"
Wu Mei sat down, watching the younger brother seriously teach the prince.
It can be said that such a lazy person wrote such enlightenment lessons for the prince, which can be said to be conscientious.
What about after that?
Wu Mei's thoughts were flying.
Can you write some more amazing teaching materials in the future?
Let the prince's position be stable.
She was moved.
"Diligence pays off, but play is useless. Take precautions and work hard."
Jia Pingan let go of his hand, the scroll bounced back and closed together.
"gentlemen…"
Li Hong closed his eyes, as if one by one small stories were swaying in his mind, "What scripture is this?"
"I wanted to name it more elegantly, but it was just to teach children enlightenment. Why pretend to be profound, saying... Three Character Classic!"
Li Hong cupped his hands.
Jia Ping'an turned around.
Zhao Erniang blessed herself and took a deep look at Jia Pingan.
"Mr. Talent!"
Even the servants are polite.
Wu Mei asked: "How long has Ping An compiled it?"
Jia Pingan said casually: "Half a day!"
wipe!
As soon as the words came out of his mouth, he knew he was wrong.
I should say three days, or even half a month.
Half day!
You are an evildoer!
But what about evildoers?
Wu Mei hesitated to speak.
"Half a day."
Since it has been said, there is no need to cover it up, so as not to be exposed.
"yes!"
Jia Pingan smiled slightly.
Zhao Erniang's face suddenly turned red.
Blushing, missing my husband!
Jia Pingan somehow thought of this sentence.
…
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(end of this chapter)