Great Tang Broom Star: Chapter 676 i want to try fist

  Chapter 676 I want to try the fist

   "Prince of the United Kingdom, Your Majesty has summoned you."

   Li Ji was taken aback for a moment, and Li Jingye quickly stuffed the semi-finished belt into his arms.

   Li Ji grabbed it, Li Jingye raised his head, and said seriously: "Aunt, your strength is not as strong as mine, I'm afraid I'll hurt you!"

   Li Ji slapped him, then snatched the belt, and cursed: "Get out!"

   "Ah Weng's temperament is getting weirder."

  Li Jingye muttered: "Ah Weng, it's embarrassing to spread the word."

   After he left, Li Ji took off his low-key but luxurious belt, and put on this semi-finished, ugly belt.

  He coughed dryly and left the duty room.

  The subordinate officer saluted, then stared at the belt for a moment.

  Li Ji said with a cold face, "Be careful."

  The subordinate officer thought he said it was worth the house, so he bowed his head and said, "Yes."

  Out of Shangshu Province, the prime ministers will meet.

  Li Yifu had just been promoted to Zhongshu Ling, when he saw Li Ji's belt, his mind wandered for a while.

on purpose?

  No, Li Ji is steady, he will not deliberately wear such a belt to show his ugliness.

   Then his belt was broken, and he couldn't find a replacement for a while, so he got this ugly thing.

   So he smiled.

  Everyone came to the same conclusion, so they remained silent.

  Li Ji deliberately walked ahead.

Huh!

  Everyone was surprised.

  In the past, Li Ji liked to walk behind the most, what happened today?

   "British lord, you are..."

   Lai Ji asked.

  Li Ji lowered his head.

  Everyone bowed their heads.

  There is nothing there!

  The servant who led the way turned around and found that the prime ministers were all looking down at the ground, wondering whose jade pendant had fallen?

  Li Ji coughed dryly.

no response.

  He stroked his beard and smiled, "The evil beast in the family is not doing business. Knowing that the old man's birthday is approaching, he actually went to find a craftsman to learn the art, and made this belt by himself...Look, it's ugly!"

  Everyone is a genius. Li Ji came out with an ugly belt. Then he walked forward and looked down at the belt... No one is a fool, but he knows that there is something wrong with the belt.

  But no one thought that it was this problem.

   Sour!

  Li Ji felt that he was outside the vinegar jar, feeling light all over.

  Later, Li Zhi discovered that the expressions of all the officials were not right.

   But he didn't care about it at the moment.

   "That alchemist from Tianzhu, Sahamei, has come."

Changsun Wuji raised his head, "Your Majesty, this Sapomei was brought back to Chang'an by Wang Xuance, and he was full of the way of longevity. Later, the late emperor asked him to search for medicine stones in order to obtain the medicine of longevity...but he failed in the end, and he could not make it. Today When he comes again, the old minister thinks that he is seeking wealth."

  Uncle's vision is still quite sharp, but...

  Li Zhi nodded, and smiled, "Since ancient times, have there been gods? Emperor Qin, Han and Wu have worked hard to pursue them, and they have exhausted the people, but they have achieved nothing. If there are immortals, they are all here today? Absurd!"

   "Call Taishi Ling!"

   Li Chunfeng came and laughed when he heard about it, "As your Majesty said, the matter of gods and spirits is illusory, but just saying that if there are immortals, they are all here today, which reveals the truth of this matter."

  The emperor is unusually sober, which is good news for Datang.

   All the ministers praised the saints.

  Li Chunfeng went out and saw Suo Pomei outside the palace gate.

   Suo Pomei has gray hair and beard, and her face has changed drastically.

   "I have seen Taishi Ling."

  His voice is very calm, not impatient. There seems to be magic in the pair of eyes, which makes people want to take a closer look and explore the mystery.

  Li Chunfeng stopped, feeling that this person was not interesting, "Since you have returned to Tianzhu, why did you come back?"

   "I have found the way of longevity."

  Saw Po Mei smiled, but with some mystery.

  Li Chunfeng laughed, "What is the way of longevity? Let me ask you, if there is a way of longevity, why do you age?"

   "It's just reincarnation."

  Saw Po Mei slowly turned around and walked.

   "There is a **** living on the top of a deep mountain, and every day when giving lectures, there are extravagant hype, and then there are strange beasts offering fairy drinks and fresh fruits. I just glanced at the foot of the mountain and trembled all over..."

  He stood outside the gate of the imperial city, his voice suddenly loud.

   "I want to go to Mount Kinabalu!"

  The most powerful person in this world is not the emperor, but the powerful.

  In the afternoon of that day, Su Po Mei was invited by some dignitaries.

  …

   "Husband... I'm going to die."

   Wei Wushuang had a severe fever.

   "Can't die!"

   Jia Pingan made **** soup for her to drink, and at the same time made alcohol.

   "Husband..."

  Jia Pingan is taking off her clothes.

   Wei Wushuang blushed like an apple.

   "Your husband must not!" Wei Wushuang felt that he had no strength to resist.

   "Women are trouble!" Jia Pingan diluted the alcohol, then dipped it in with a towel, and wiped it for Wei Wushuang.

   forehead, armpit…

   "Husband..."

   Wei Wushuang had tears in his eyes.

   There are maids in the family, but Jia Pingan does it himself...

   "Don't move around."

  Jia Pingan wiped her face while looking at her face, "I said, can you calm down, you can't even see the face."

  He stood up while muttering, raised Wei Wushuang's right hand, and went to wipe his armpit.

   Wei Wushuang hooked his neck violently, and Jia Pingan was caught off guard and leaned against her face.

   "Husband."

   "What's the matter?"

   Wei Wushuang has never been so satisfied.

   Such a husband is a good man.

   "Even if the concubine dies at this moment, I will have no regrets."

   Jia Ping'an slapped her, "Nonsense."

   Later, Wei Wushuang's body temperature dropped, and he fell into a deep sleep.

  Jia Ping'an left the bedroom, and Su Ho was waiting with his two children, looking anxious.

  In this era, high fever is almost terminally ill, so you have to try your luck.

   "It's okay, it will be fine tomorrow."

   Wei Wushuang was greedy for the coolness and didn't cover the quilt at night, so he got tricked.

   "Aye."

   Jia Yu raised his head, the helpless look in his eyes made Jia Pingan feel a pain in his heart, so he hugged him.

   "Your mother is very well, and you will be fine tomorrow."

   "Aye, I miss Aunt."

"Um!"

  Turn around and hold Aye's clothes, following the sideways step by step.

   "Aye, is the aunt asleep?"

  Doudou raised his head and asked, almost staggering under his feet.

   "Yes, I'm asleep."

   Jia Pingan gave her a hand.

   Doudou sighed, like a little grown-up, "Aye, Auntie likes to sleep with Da Niang the most, otherwise, let them sleep together in the future, and they will definitely not get sick."

Well!

  Su Ho blushed, but said confidently: "I just like Wu Shuang's long legs."

  Wu Shuang's long legs are the cutest, and they are really comfortable to wrap around.

  That night, Jia Pingan accompanied Wei Wushuang to sleep, and was always in a daze. He got up from time to time to touch her forehead, and even tried to breathe.

  Sanhua stood on duty outside the bedroom, looked at the night sky, and murmured: "Is this the man from Datang? No, it's just Mr. Lang."

   On the second day, Jia Pingan was still in a daze and felt chilly.

  He opened his eyes, and saw Wei Wushuang lying on his chest with gentle eyes.

   "Husband!"

   "Sweating?"

   Wei Wushuang nodded, Jia Pingan pulled her down, and then covered her with a quilt.

  He got out of bed in obscene clothes and trousers, opened the cabinet and got two quilts.

   "Sweat should not catch cold, hold back!"

  I caught a cold when I was a child, so my parents made **** soup to drink, and then added a quilt to sweat.

   "Lang Jun."

   Someone called outside.

   "What is it?"

   Jia Ping'an put on his clothes.

   "Lang Jun, Tai Shiling is here."

Depend on!

   Actually missed the time to go to Yamen.

  But Jia Ping'an doesn't care about the money and food, so just deduct it.

  Uncle Li stood in the front yard in a dignified manner, while Du He and the others served him respectfully.

   "Uncle Li!"

  Jia Ping'an didn't sleep well all night, but he was still in good spirits.

  Li Chunfeng glanced at him, "Young man, you must exercise restraint, your air is exhausted."

  What am I wasting?

   Jia Pingan chuckled and said, "My wife is sick, and I took care of her all night."

  Uncle Li laughed dryly, and then returned to his fairy-like appearance, "Xiao Jia, do you know about Suo Po Sleeping?"

Well!

   Jia Ping'an had inquired about this person.

   Later generations heard that Sua Mei made some kind of elixir for the late emperor, and the late emperor died after eating it.

   But in fact, Suo Po Mei took the money and grain of the late emperor to go all over the world to have fun. It feels really good to travel with public funds.

   "Know."

   "He came to Chang'an again!"

say!

   Jia Pingan frowned, "Is this trying to confuse His Majesty? Kill him!"

  Li Chunfeng said lightly: "At the beginning, the late emperor was confused by him, but later he should have warned His Majesty. What His Majesty said is amazing..."

   "What are you talking about?" Jia Ping'an thought to himself, could it be "my fate is up to me"?

  Li Chunfeng said in that kind of praiseful tone: "Since ancient times, have there been gods? Emperor Qin, Han and Wu worked hard to pursue them, and the people were exhausted, but the soldiers did not achieve anything. If there are immortals, are they all safe today?"

   Li Zhi is not confused!

  Thousands of years from now, these words will be able to beat those idiots who are obsessed with believing in immortality!

   Jia Ping'an even felt that this passage should be recorded and passed on to future generations.

  Li Chunfeng scratched his head, his immortality disappeared immediately, "The dignitaries in Chang'an City took that Su Po Mei to him, and a group of people were listening to Su Po Mei talking about the sacred mountain. The old man is worried that he will make some noise in Chang'an City."

   Jia Pingan said nonchalantly: "Since it is said that it can live forever, let's kill him and see if he dies."

  Li Chunfeng sighed, "Xiao Jia, you are too evil, be careful of troubles in the rest of your life. Look at Li Ji, then look at Li Jing, you will be like this for the rest of your life, it seems to be beautiful..."

  Why did Uncle Li become so nagging?

   Jia Ping'an was speechless.

   "The old man is going to find out, Xiao Jia, will you go with me?"

  Uncle Li has a deep affection, and earnestly sent out an invitation to slay demons and demons.

   "My generation of monks... No, my generation of new learners naturally wants to kill demons and demons. But let's wait for my wife to recover."

  In the afternoon, Wei Wushuang looked like an ordinary person.

  During dinner, the husband and wife are in love with each other.

  Su Ho was eating at the side, looking at them suspiciously.

   Jia Ping'an felt that one favored another more than another, so he gave her an affectionate look.

  DouDou shouted from the side: "Aye, I'm looking at A Niang, stare!"

  This unlucky boy!

   Jia Pingan gritted his teeth.

   "Ah Fu!"

  Ah Fu came in unsteadily.

  Baba, are you going to hit the third child?

   Jia Pingan waved his hand angrily, "It's gone."

   After dinner, Jia Pingan set off with people.

   "Uncle Li!"

   All the way to Li Chunfeng's home.

  Uncle Li is probably practicing, but he is wearing a Taoist robe and smells of incense.

"This is…"

   Jia Ping'an said with a smile: "Tonight the moon and the stars are thin, which is a good time to slay demons!"

"now go?"

   Li Chunfeng counted with his fingers, and his lips kept moving.

   Jia Ping'an was very curious, "Uncle Li, what are you doing? Could it be bad luck?"

   Li Chunfeng didn't answer.

   But the old servant looked at him in awe, not daring to breathe.

  Old Li is indeed a fairy.

  After a long while, Li Chunfeng sighed: "I'm afraid I won't be able to catch up with my son when I go home."

  Lao Li is calculating the time it will take for this operation?

   Awesome!

  Jia Ping'an asked, "What is Zi Shijue?"

   "I slept before midnight."

   Concise and concise!

"Walk!"

   Li Chunfeng is now ready to set off.

   "Where's the mahogany sword? Where's the talisman?"

  Jia Ping'an really wanted to see how Li Chunfeng conquered demons.

   Li Chunfeng said lightly: "The sword is in my heart."

   Sure enough, it is full of force.

  Outside, Chen Dong and several servants were waiting.

   Li Chunfeng glanced at them, "They are all full of evil spirits."

  This is Li Shenxian!

  Duan Chuliang looked at him steadily, and suddenly asked: "Li Shenxian, if the dead person has no body...is it possible for the soul to return home? May the incense of the sacrifice be enjoyed?"

  When everyone got on their horses, Li Chunfeng glanced at Duan Chuliang, "Your aura is particularly strong, how many people did you kill?"

  Duan Chuliang shook his head, "It's too many to count."

   "O World of Great Controversy!"

  Jia Ping’an doesn’t think there is anything wrong with killing people in this era. “Strong enemies are around, if you don’t kill people, you will be killed.”

  Li Chunfeng felt that these words were a bit meaningful, "It doesn't matter whether the corpse can exist or not, in fact... the soul is the most important thing."

  Duan Chuliang happily said: "Thank you, Li Shenxian."

   Li Chunfeng said lightly: "It's just a trivial matter."

   "Xiao Jia, what do you think?"

  Li Chunfeng has always wanted to make Master Jia under his own sect, but he couldn't help Master Jia not to be fooled.

  Jia Pingan was thinking about Suo Po Mei, and said casually: "The world is a sea of ​​suffering, the body is a boat, and the soul is a guest."

  He found the surroundings very quiet.

   "Tai Shiling, what's wrong?"

   Li Chunfeng tugged on his beard, and suddenly his jaw hurt, but he pulled more than ten beards down. He glanced at his beard and said with a heartache, "How many years have you kept it?"

  He looked up and looked at Jia Ping'an like a fat lamb, "Xiao Jia, let me practice with this old man, I guarantee you will become the leader of the Taoist sect..."

  How can ordinary people resist this kind of temptation.

  Jia Pingan smiled slightly, "Tai Shiling, monks seek the Tao. The so-called Taoist leaders are just power. If you want power, don't hang out with others. If you want to seek the Tao, don't care about the so-called leaders."

   Li Chunfeng's body shook, "The poor man made a mistake."

  Jia Ping'an didn't expect to wake up Li Chunfeng with his words, and felt that Dao Zun should reward him heavily.

   Duan Chuliang is exploring the way ahead.

His father was also a government soldier. He followed the first emperor to conquer Goryeo and was captured... At that time, the Goryeo people were no longer rampant. They just wanted to hit the morale of the Tang army, so they dragged his father and some captives to death with war horses. .

   At that time, the screams were said to be like the screams of a ghost. Afterwards, a fellow villager went to collect the corpses, but they only found a piece of the backbone and took it back.

  After burying the backbone, Duan Chuliang immediately joined the army and firmly demanded to go to Korea.

  After Zhechong Mansion heard what happened to him, he took special measures to let him catch up with Erzheng Goryeo.

   That battle...

  He rushed to kill with all his might, his eyeballs turned red, and his gaze was fixed.

  In the ensuing battle, the Tang army won a big victory, Duan Chuliang fought bravely and killed many enemies. He has been reported by the Shangguan, and he is waiting to be rewarded for his meritorious service after the war.

  A bright future is in sight, but the matter of Duan's food was exposed.

  He used human skin as a drum and human bones as drumsticks, and forced the captives to beat them.

  The captives collapsed, and riots ensued.

  He beheaded more than 30 captives one by one, with flesh and internal organs all over his body.

  The eyes are not human-like.

  Duan Chuliang went crazy.

   But fortunately, he only killed the prisoners. Shangguan felt sorry, so he covered it up and reported a madness.

  The street at night was deserted, and the sound of a group of people's hooves seemed a bit monotonous.

   There is a torch ahead.

   "Stop!"

  A group of soldiers from the Jinwu Guard came over and glanced at everyone.

   "Identity, where are you going? Don't put your hands on your waist."

   "Marquis of Wuyang, Jia Pingan." Duan Chuliang said.

  He looked at these sergeants with memories in his eyes.

   Those fights!

  His breathing became rapid.

   After verifying the night travel certificate, everyone set off again.

  When I arrived at Liquanfang, it was called Kaifangmen.

   "Where?"

   Jia Pingan asked.

   "Lang Jun, it's not far ahead."

  In a big house ahead, the lights are brightly lit at the moment.

  A group of dignitaries listened piously in the lobby.

  The one seated above is Suha Mei, his voice is calm, and his eyes are shining with a strange light.

  The first emperor, Yingwu I, actually stumbled on him, which shows that he has a lot of tricks.

  “…there is a sacred mountain in the Western Regions, and there is a holy white lotus on the sacred mountain. You only need to eat one piece to prolong your life, and eat one plant to live forever…”

   Suddenly there was some noise outside.

"damn it!"

   Seeing that Sa Po Mei frowned and refused to speak, a dignitary scolded: "Go and see, fight out!"

  Those slaves went out aggressively...

  At the gate, more than a dozen Haonu looked at Duan Chuliang coldly.

  Outside the door, Jia Pingan and Li Chunfeng were looking at the night sky.

"roll!"

   A slave roared.

   "Why don't you do the courtesy first and then the soldiers?" Li Chunfeng was a little curious.

   "Because these people don't want to listen to us, we came here for one purpose, to let Sapomei know that Datang is not a place for him to bluff."

   Just like when Jia Pingan was called a broom star back then, Li Zhi wished he could slap him to death, but he was afraid of the consequences.

  The same is true for Sa Po Mei.

  If he is killed, will there be some unpredictable consequences?

   Don’t be afraid of ten thousand, just in case!

  Jia Pingan sneered on the corner of his mouth, "In this world, people only care about clothes and not people. I want to try my fist!"

  Duan Chuliang step forward...

  The screams suddenly broke out and never stopped.

  Jia Pingan looked at the night sky leisurely, "Tai Shiling, do you think there are people living on those stars?"

   "Maybe."

   Li Chunfeng was not sure.

   "Stop!"

   There was the sound of drawing a knife inside.

   Jia Pingan walked over slowly.

  Duan Chuliang held the arm of a slave, looked indifferently at the people who drew their swords, and tried hard...

   "Aww!"

  The scream of Haonu whose arm was cut off echoed in the night sky.

"kill him!"

   The dignitaries arrived and were furious.

   "Kill who?"

   Jia Pingan and Li Chunfeng appeared.

  (end of this chapter)