Great Tang Broom Star: Chapter 530 self-inflicted

  Chapter 530 Self-inflicted evil

   "Auntie!"

  Li Hong jumped up and down, his face full of horror.

"What's wrong?"

  Wu Mei put down the paperwork and asked with a smile.

  Li Hong leaned over, deliberately lowered his voice, with a mysterious look on his face, "Mother, Brother is so ugly."

  Wu Mei said calmly: "Why do you say that?"

  Li Hong rolled his eyes, "Adi pulled it, it stinks."

  Wu Mei smiled, "Liu Lang is still young, and you were like this before."

"I won't!"

  Li Hong yelled, "Aniang, I can't, brother can, he can laugh, he laughs when he pulls, it stinks."

  Wu Mei smiled and said, "It will be fine next year."

   "Zhaoyi, Marquis Wuyang is here."

  Li Hong rejoiced, "Uncle is here."

  He jumped out, "Uncle."

   "Meet the king!"

  Jia Pingan cupped his hands, "Your Majesty looks a lot more powerful today!"

  Li Hong straightened his back immediately, "Yes."

   "If you can stand here for a quarter of an hour, it will be even more mighty."

   Zhou Shanxiang glared at him, thinking that this person is really bad, and he actually set him up for the king.

"real?"

  Li Hong got excited and stood there motionless.

   "Nature is true."

  Jia Pingan went in, Zhou Shanxiang said angrily: "I have never seen a courtier like you." Turning around, she persuaded: "Your Majesty, don't listen to him, let's go in and keep warm."

  Li Hong shook his head, "I want to be mighty!"

  Jia Pingan went in, and Wu Mei squinted at him, "Tang Xu made meritorious service and mentioned you. Your Majesty said that you are not bad in Baiqi, but you must guard against arrogance and impetuosity."

  I'm not proud!

"yes!"

  Jia Pingan felt that he was really humble.

   "My mother is quite boring at home. I want to go to Da Ci'en Temple to worship Buddha tomorrow. You can go there safely."

  Young?

   Something popped into Jia Pingan's mind immediately.

   Later generations heard that the old lady had something to do with her grandson He Lanmin, and he always found it weird.

   But it's just a sister, the Wu family has nothing to do with him.

   "Sister, don't worry, I promise to make the old lady laugh a lot."

   Isn’t it just to coax the old lady?

   Those who make health care products in later generations are best at these routines. At that time, Jia Ping’an was running a small business, and next door was a family that made health care products. Seeing the elderly was like meeting relatives, and the old people were very comforted by the coaxing words.

  In fact, he later reflected on how profound the life experience of those old people was, and why were they fooled by those routines? Mostly because the old people's hearts are empty and they have nothing to do at home, but after coming to this kind of place, those people are cured for the most part in a burst of sweet talk.

Wu Mei smiled wryly and said: "She wanted to see Xuanzang wholeheartedly, but now Xuanzang doesn't want to see the dignitaries, so he simply doesn't see outsiders. When I said I couldn't see her, the old lady became angry and said what about me, so she walked away...Ah My sister sent someone to tell me that I didn’t eat any food. I’m anxious, so you’d better persuade me tomorrow.”

  Sister is Wu Shun, her husband He Lan Yueshi has gone, and now she lives with Yang with her two children, one of whom is the famous He Lan Minzhi.

Well!

  How does this look like the fanaticism of seeing idols in later generations?

   "The old lady believes in Buddhism, and the master is merciful, so she can't meet her!"

  Jia Ping'an didn't know whether Xuanzang would come out, but let's talk about it after fooling around.

  Wu Mei nodded, when Zhou Shanxiang came in, "Zhaoyi, Marquis Wuyang coaxed Dai Wang, and now Dai Wang is standing outside, no one can persuade him."

   As she spoke, she glared at Jia Pingan.

  This woman has been quite unfriendly to Master Jia ever since her love gave birth to hatred.

  Wu Mei glanced at Jia Pingan, "Why?"

   "Sister, do you know how important it is for boys to exercise their spirits when they are young?"

  Master Jia started...

   "Exercising mentally?"

  Wu Mei was puzzled.

  Zhaoyi, he is fooling you, suppress him! Let him stand outside for an hour...

   Zhou Shanxiang roared in his heart.

"yes!"

Jia Pingan said: "Sister, what is the so-called old age at three years old? Because the nature will be highlighted, and the acquired temperament will also be highlighted. For example, some children are bossy at a young age and regard human life as nothing. The child is timid and timid at a young age... What should I do now?"

   "Three years old? There is something interesting about this."

  Wu Mei nodded slightly, feeling that the little brother is becoming more and more intelligent.

   Don't have this sentence yet?

  Then can I apply for an original one?

"Sister, a child will encounter many things in the process of growing up. For example, if he wants to go out to play today and is rejected, then he may have other ideas. So if the child does not go astray, I think , we should exercise his masculinity."

  This big nephew is really good. In history, Li Zhi and Wu Mei loved him very much, probably like Zhu Yuanzhang meant to Prince Zhu Biao.

  It's a pity that the days are not holidays, a tuberculosis ruined the prince of the Tang Dynasty, and the second child Li Xian was mentally disabled from time to time, and finally hit the street.

  If the eldest nephew can keep it...

  Jia Ping'an feels hopeful!

  Wu Mei nodded slightly, "Go and see."

  When everyone went out, they saw Li Hong standing on the steps. His small body was staggering, but his feet did not move.

   "Sister, this is masculinity!"

   Take a good look at your boss, such a good child, sister, please be merciful!

   Jia Ping'an slipped away from the side, looked back after walking a little far, and saw Li Hong standing there with a stubborn face. And Wu Mei stood behind him... The sun shone on Li Hong's body.

  After leaving the palace, Jia Pingan looked around.

  Where are you going?

  Go back to Baiqi and be a good civil servant in Tang Dynasty, or go home directly...

   No, Gao Yang hasn't been there for a long time, that girl hasn't come to her door, she's probably holding back.

   Hurry up and leave, if you don’t go, that **** will probably blow up.

  Behind him, Shen Qiu and Shao Peng were talking.

   "Those words are quite reasonable, manly... If the prince is not manly, how can he be in charge?"

  Shen Qiu's words were very vague, but Shao Peng could hear the meaning behind the words.

  —His Majesty is determined to change his wife, and Wu Zhaoyi is the only candidate.

  Wu Mei became the queen, and there will be no suspense for the acting king Li Hong to become the prince.

  How can the prince be so manly?

   "The Marquis of Wuyang has always been very reliable."

  Shaopeng was secretly happy, and his words were a little more reserved.

   "Reliable?"

  Shen Qiu remembered the last time he went to the temple with Jia Pingan to investigate the news, in the end he fled in embarrassment, Jia Pingan ostentatiously pretended that it was the monk who came out easily.

  If that person is safe, we are as safe as Mount Tai!

"Huh!"

  Shaopeng found it a little strange that Jia Pingan passed by Baiqi's door...and refused to enter.

  Looking at the door, he had an expression of 'I knew the general would be like this'.

   Do you think you are Dayu?

   Go in!

  We will praise you for being safe, you are safe for one!

  You fucking...you **** ran away?

   Jia Ping'an's complacent look left Shaopeng speechless.

   Shaking and cold!

  Shen Qiu sighed: "This is Jia Ping'an."

   It seems safe to do things, but they are more impulsive than those brainless young people. It is difficult to evaluate such a person.

  Something seems perfectly normal, but he blows up.

  Some things seem to make people angry, but he is quite appreciative.

   This person is a wonder!

   No, the fighter in the weird.

  …

  Jia Ping'an has always felt that the dragon is a very powerful creature with too powerful functions.

  Flying clouds and spreading rain, this is the basic quality of a dragon.

  The bed is not reliable enough, there is sound, and there is a sense of rhythm.

  The sense of rhythm is gone.

   "I feel like I'm medicine dregs."

   "What dregs?"

   "It's just...juicing."

   "I don't understand, Mr. Lang just likes to coax people."

  Gao Yang leaned on his chest, breathing rapidly, "Mr. Lang has been praised this time!"

   "How do you know?"

   Didn’t that matter just come out?

  Gao Yang chuckled and said: "I went to the palace first! The emperor was very happy, saying that Tubo got the news, so he might not dare to send troops."

   "It is only for a while that Tubo does not send troops. Lu Dongzan refuses to stop. He must use continuous victories to subdue those people. He and his descendants must be aggressive, otherwise the opponents in Tubo will ruin his family."

   Jia Ping'an was a little curious, why are powerful ministers so awesome?

  For example, Cao Cao took the emperor to command the princes, but it was because of the continuous progress of him and his descendants that the melee ended. During this period, the aliens were dealt with submissively. But if it was changed to the Sima family, they instantly became threshold monkeys, fighting at home and becoming **** outside.

   Then to Tubo.

  After Lu Dongzan became a powerful minister, Tubo continued to put pressure on Datang, annexed Tuyuhun, and continued to make moves in the Western Regions. For a while, Tubo became an evenly matched opponent with Datang.

   "What is your husband thinking?"

   Gao Yang asked with a smile.

   "It's nothing." Jia Ping'an asked suddenly: "There is a ruckus in the palace right now. Didn't I find anything about you?"

   "The empress is teaming up with concubine Xiao Shu and speaks ill of Wu Zhaoyi all day long." Gao Yang lay lazily on his stomach, "Actually, the empress is very stupid."

   "Why?"

   "Although she is the empress, she is also the emperor's wife. No, she is the emperor's wife first. She made a mistake in the order. She first thought that she was the empress, but forgot that everything was given by the emperor, so..."

  Gao Yang's view shocked Jia Pingan, "Your view is very wise."

  The empress is first and foremost the emperor's wife, and in this regard, Empress Wende set an example. Empress Ma of Ming Taizu also set an example. Therefore, the emperor respected them a lot when they were alive, and the emperor was very sad after they passed away.

   "That's what Empress Wende did back then. She voluntarily rejected all the benefits she gave to the eldest grandson's family, and she only thought about the first emperor. Who wouldn't love such an empress? Who would abolish her?"

  Gao Yang covered his mouth and yawned, "Lang Jun, don't think about this..."

   "Then what do you think?"

   "..."

   Squeak!

   Squeak!

  Going out later, Xiao Ling looked calm, but her ears were completely red.

  She went in and saw that Gao Yang was sleeping soundly under the quilt, his face was disheveled and blushing.

   This sleep lasted until noon.

   "Princess, we have guests."

"who?"

  When Gao Yang woke up, he felt empty, and the air seemed to be filled with happiness.

   "It's a woman from Yoo Seok's family."

  Gao Yang just hugged the quilt and sat up, and frowned when he heard the words, "No see!"

  Xiao Ling said: "Princess, after all, the visitor is a guest!"

   "The matter of the Tiantai Mountain Assassin might be the work of Liu Xun. Do you really think I'm a fool?"

  Gao Yang sneered.

   Then she got up yawning.

   Shower and change clothes, then go to have a late lunch.

  After lunch, Gao Yang got up and prepared to walk around the mansion.

   "Princess, someone asked to see her, and she said she was from Wu Zhaoyi's family."

  Gao Yang nodded, someone brought a woman in later.

  The woman looked in her twenties, her face was slightly round, and she smiled innocently when she opened her mouth.

   "Meet the princess." The woman introduced herself, "I am Miao Feng who is next to the old lady of Zhaoyi's family. I came today to ask the princess, how about Marquis Wuyang?"

  You come to ask this question at this time, what do you mean?

   Are you mocking me?

Won't!

  Gao Yang knew that Wu Mei's mother was in Chang'an City, and recently went to Changsun Wuji's house frequently to ask for an audience, and persuaded Changsun Wuji to let go of the emperor's deposed empress, but returned in vain.

  Ask Xiao Jia?

  She said lightly: "How do you say that?"

   It is appropriate for you to ask the Marquis of Tang Dynasty without thinking?

   At this moment, Gao Yang was as cold as ice.

  Miao Feng hurriedly laughed and said: "Tomorrow, the old lady is going out, and Zhaoyi has arranged for Marquis Wuyang to accompany her. The old lady has never seen Marquis Wuyang, so she asks my slave to ask the princess for advice."

  Xiao Jia...is a good guy!

   "Marquis Wuyang is a good man!"

That's it?

  Miao Feng looked longingly, "Princess, may I ask Marquis Wuyang about his character?"

  Ask about other people's character, and what others say is to make shallow words, not to offend others.

  This woman really has no sense of proportion!

   Drive her away?

   That's all, after all, I'm a servant of Miss Jia's family, so I'll bear with it.

  Gao Yang frowned and said, "How is your character? Marquis Wuyang is in charge of the Baiqi. What do you think of your character?"

  Xiao Ling coughed dryly, "Princess still has some things to do."

   With an order to chase away the guests, Miao Feng had no choice but to say goodbye.

  Back home, Yang just woke up from a nap.

  Although she is more than seventy years old, her skin is still delicate, with few and few wrinkles, and her face looks like a middle-aged woman.

   "Old lady."

   "Miao Feng!"

Yang sat on the couch blankly, "Meiniang is going to be a queen, why can't I see Xuanzang? I remember that Xuanzang often entered the palace before. Hey! This daughter! Now she is more and more majestic. Words are useless."

  Miao Feng quickly persuaded for a while, Yang sighed: "How about Jia Pingan?"

  Miao Feng saluted, "Old Madam, Princess Gaoyang said that Marquis Wuyang has a good character."

  Mr. Yang nodded, "Some people say he is a bastard, but Meiniang says no, and he is the escort. Meiniang wants me to meet him and know something about him. She has good intentions."

  Miao Feng was chilled all over by Gao Yang's glance before, but now thinking about it, she still feels a little scared, "Old lady, it is rumored that the princess is a little close to him!"

   "Intimacy is intimacy." Yang said indifferently: "It is rare among men who are not greedy for women. It is natural for men to love women, so there is no need to interfere."

"yes!"

  …

  Jia Pingan returned home and went to see two pregnant women first.

   "The medical officer said that she will give birth within a month or two."

   Wei Wushuang was very calm, "I am thinking about what it will be."

   is a wrinkled little monkey!

  Su Ho looked at the big belly, "Husband, what could it be?"

   She asked about gender.

   Jia Pingan said casually, "It's a wrinkled little monkey."

  Su Ho's expression was dull, and then there were tears in his eyes.

"little monkey?"

   Wei Wushuang felt that something was wrong, and just about to persuade him, Su Ho burst into tears.

I go!

What's happening here?

   Jia Ping'an was dumbfounded.

   Followed by a howl.

  Jia Ping'an persuaded him for a long time at a loss.

   "Little monkey... the little monkey is talking about a child, and a newborn child is like a little monkey."

   "Really?" Su Ho looked up with tears in his eyes.

   "Really!" Jia Pingan swore, "If it's fake, I won't catch any fishing for my husband in the future."

  This oath is vicious, Suho believed it for a while, and then fell asleep.

   "Husband speaks more and more frivolously." Wei Wushuang was very dissatisfied, "Su Ho was a little timid when she was pregnant, and she couldn't scare the little monkey what my husband said. If you are timid, something will happen."

  Later generations say that it is very common to give birth to monkeys for you, but at this moment, if you go to someone’s house and say that your daughter-in-law will give birth to a baby monkey, you can guarantee that there will be a mixture of men and women in the family, and you will not stop.

   It's smooth, it's smooth!

   Be taboo!

  Jia Pingan slept with Su Ho that night.

   In the middle of the night, he dreamed that he was still in his previous life, drinking beer with a group of bad friends at a roadside stall, and a few girls across the street were joking with them. Suddenly, a girl gradually changed, with sharp teeth, waving her arms and shouting: "Bitch, you are the little monkey, and your whole family are little monkeys!"

  Jia Pingan woke up suddenly, and saw a man with disheveled hair lying on top of him.

  He swears that at this moment, his blood, no, his whole body is coagulated.

  It turns out that the extreme fear means no fear?

  At this moment, Jia Pingan felt that everything in the world had come to a standstill.

   Then, a familiar smell came.

  Soho hair fragrance.

   Contains the taste of saponin.

  He beat the saponin himself, dried it, cut it into pieces when washing his hair, boiled it for a while, and soaked the long hair in it when the water was warm.

   Jia Pingan reached out to support her, "Wake up at night?"

"Um!"

  Jia Pingan got up quickly and helped her out of bed, "Slow down, do you want me to protect you?"

  As expected, Suho immediately said firmly: "No."

   After returning back, Su Ho lay down again, and Su Ho was a little anxious, "Husband, what is the child like?"

  I committed evil myself!

Jia Pingan wanted to slap himself to death, and then said softly: "The baby is soaked in amniotic fluid, so it looked wrinkled when it was born. But after a few days, it gradually grew, and it became white and fat. , hold it and don’t want to let it go.”

"real?"

   "Of course it's true. If you don't believe me, when your mother-in-law comes, you can just ask. Were you wrinkled when you were born?"

   "Where am I wrinkled? Lang Jun is talking nonsense."

  Su Ho's body twisted for a while, scaring Jia Ping'an.

   "Okay, okay, you were born fat and white."

  Su Ho put his arms around his neck, and suddenly asked, "Husband, tell me... in another ten years, will you still treat me like this?"

   “The same will be true for another twenty years.”

   "What about another thirty years?"

   "Husband!"

  Jia Ping installed sleep.

   "Marquis Wuyang, in another 30 years, we will still practice double cultivation, okay? But you are not allowed to grab my chicken leg."

  …

  Woke up in the morning, Master Jia was trembling, Du He saw him, hesitated again and again, and after he finished his practice, he approached him and said, "Mr., I don't know what to say here."

   "Speak."

  Jia Ping'an dislikes such trickery the most.

"Hey!" Du He sighed first, "That day when the medical officer came, Wang Laoer went to ask, and said that if his wife was pregnant, it might be... to have intercourse. The medical officer said, it's best not to, anyway, it will inevitably hurt the woman .”

   Jia Ping'an was startled for a moment, and then realized that this guy had come with an indirect advice, implying that he should not have **** during pregnancy.

   "Meet my husband!"

   Wang's second son arrived late and ran to the kitchen in a hurry. He went in and asked, "Cao Er, do you have custard today? My family...I want to eat it."

Cao Er scolded: "Egg custard, egg custard, the chickens in this family eat bugs every day, and you don't see them looking for them, and you don't go looking for some locusts when it's season. Don't you know that the chickens lay eggs when it's cold? Besides, you eat them." Fart egg custard, last time you said it was too tender to eat, it is better to fry it, it is oily, is it your wife? It happens that the two wives are going to make egg custard, and I will make a bowl for your mother-in-law later.”

   Wang Laoer thanked for a while.

  Du He laughed and said: "In the past, if Cao Er talked to him like this, he would probably want to fight."

   "This is how even a hundred steel refiners can make your fingers soft!"

  Du He's eyes lit up, "Your Majesty's words are wonderful, and they can be called the witty words of friendship between men and women!"

hehe!

  I'm full of these dirty words, but I'm too lazy to say them.

   After breakfast, Jia Pingan went straight to find Mrs. Yang.

   Arrived at the place and saw several carriages outside, Jia Pingan said to the door: "Tell the old lady that I am coming."

"Who are you?"

   Jia Ping'an was stunned.

   Then he laughed and said, "Jia Ping'an!"

  What's the deal with these people!

  In the previous life, there was a lot of pressure, and it was easy to explode when something happened, but this life is much better.

  The doorman glanced at him, "Where is it?"

   "Hundred riders!"

   Jia Ping'an suddenly felt something was wrong.

  This is sister's natal family, many people in Chang'an know about the relationship between me and sister, why doesn't my natal family know?

   This is deliberately tricking me!

   Menzi smiled, but didn't go in to report.

  Jia Pingan got angry all of a sudden, and walked straight over.

   Menzi looked surprised, "Marquis Wuyang, please wait outside."

   "Did I tell you earlier that I am Marquis of Wuyang?"

   MMP!

Snapped!

  (end of this chapter)