Great Tang Broom Star: Chapter 386 dog man and woman
Chapter 386 Dog Man and Woman
Han Yu is in her forties, thin, with bulging eyes and a big dry beard.
He is one of the two servants of the Ministry of War.
Opposite stood Yu Kun, the official secretary of the Ministry of War, with a smile on his well-maintained face. The planner of the barbarians. It is not appropriate for the British government to ask the Ministry of War to inquire about the surrounding news."
Han Yu pointed at him, "Every time a foreign official comes to Beijing, he is commissioned to ask him about the mountains, rivers, and customs of his own country for a picture. How do you say this?"
Yu Kun laughed and said: "The map of the state capital is commissioned by the state capital every three years. As for Fanguo, what does it have to do with the Ministry of War to entrust Honglu Temple for interrogation?"
This pushes the matter away.
Han Yu was very satisfied, "The Duke of England is in charge of the Ministry of Finance, so please respect him."
Respect... Words of respect are enough.
Yu Kun comprehended and said: "British generals are famous in the world, and I admire them very much."
Admiration is admiration, but in practice, we should argue when we should argue.
Yu Kun took a step closer, and the light behind him diffused in. Han Yu narrowed his eyes slightly, and stroked his dry beard, "Even though Mr. Cui entered the imperial court, he is not in the Ministry of War. But being a man...the most important thing is to have a beginning and an end. Who will the Ministry of War listen to in the future?"
Yu Kun stood with his arms tied, "Of course I listened to Han Shilang."
"Wrong!" Han Yu said with a helpless smile in his voice, but also very comfortable, "I listened to Cui Xianggong. He left, but we still have to help Cui Xianggong guard the Ministry of War."
Yu Kun took a step closer, pointing in the direction of Zhengshitang, "But... grandson Xianggong?"
Han Yu said indifferently: "The eldest grandson will not care about such things."
Yu Kun understood, "The eldest grandson is in charge, and he doesn't care about such things. But the British coolies support him, but he is also tenacious."
"Toughness is tenacity, but it is beyond self-control." Han Yu stood up and said, "The secretary of the office will kill this matter."
"yes."
Han Yu walked out, and said as he walked, "This is a protest. As long as there are reasons and evidence, the British Duke can't do anything to us. Once there is a first time, there will be a second time. Gradually...he should also know how to leave. Go, so be happy."
Yu Kun nodded, walked out of the guard room, and said with a smile: "This is a gift from Cui Xianggong to the eldest grandson Xianggong and the others."
Han Yu didn't admit it or deny it, but just said casually, "Don't be scared and change your mind."
Yu Kun smiled and said, "Don't worry Han Shilang, I won't change my words even if I add an ax to my body."
Immediately, the news that the British Duke's order was carried back by the Ministry of War spread farther and farther.
…
"Then Yu Kun is a villain!"
In the restaurant, Li Jingye was drinking heavily, slapping the table and cursing.
"Brother, maybe kill him?"
The guys at the Iron Head Restaurant turned a deaf ear.
Jia Pingan sat in the corner, looking at the restaurant from the perspective of Zheng Yuandong that day.
"They were not at fault for this."
Jia Ping'an felt that Lao Li was in a daze.
"Then what should I do?" Li Jingye was fidgeting, wishing he could go and kill all the soldiers.
"Calm down!"
Jia Pingan thought about it.
"This matter has to start with Yu Kun."
But this matter is not easy to use Baiqi.
"A lot."
Duo Duo came in with a blank expression on his face.
Jia Pingan took a look and found that the snake's neck had hidden deep, and he couldn't help feeling a little regretful.
"Tell your people to keep an eye on Yu Kun."
Jia Ping'an was guessing Yu Kun's intentions.
The Ministry of War is undoubtedly under the jurisdiction of Shangshu Province, but it can work independently.
So the prestige of Li Ji, Zuo Pushe, is actually in between. If the Ministry of War does not buy it, as long as someone supports him, Li Zhi has nothing to do.
Before he left, Cui Dunli must have planted a thunderbolt, and Yu Kun was one of them.
Jia Ping'an is waiting for news.
Yu Kun still went to and from get off work step by step.
After leaving the Yamen, Yu Kun suddenly turned to Pingkangfang.
There are a lot of people in the Yamen, it can be called a sea of people.
Duo Duo's evil young men found Jia Ping'an in the crowd.
With a glance, Jia Pingan said to Bao Dong and the others: "I have an appointment with someone today, you go back first."
Bao Dong glanced at Jia Pingan with ambiguous eyes, "Uncle Wuyang is going..."
Jia Ping'an is now an adult, and adults naturally want that... chicken jelly.
After Jia Ping'an left, Lei Hong pulled his beard away, "Do you think Uncle Wu Yang is going to sleep with a woman?"
"Vulgar!" Bao Dong said contemptuously, "That's called Dun Lun! Do you understand?"
"Can Dun Lun sound better?"
"Of course, is it called changing clothes?"
Bao Dong suddenly stretched out his hand, "Make a bet."
Lei Hong said vigilantly: "What are you betting on?"
Bao Dong smiled and said: "I bet that Uncle Wuyang is going to bid farewell to the boy."
Lei Hong said without hesitation: "A certain bet has always been money."
"What bet?"
"Of course I bet that Uncle Wuyang is as good as a jade."
…
Jia Pingan followed Evil Young Master all the way into Pingkangfang.
"Yu Kun is right in front."
Jia Ping'an has already seen it.
Yu Kun turned around suddenly, and Jia Pingan quickly hid in the nearby shop.
This is a powder shop.
A woman was bumped by him and scolded: "Rough fellow!"
Jia Pingan turned around and smiled apologetically, "I'm sorry."
When the woman saw it, hey, he turned out to be a handsome young man.
She rubbed her chest, "What's the hurry, young man?"
Jia Ping'an turned a blind eye, "Hurry to kill."
The woman covered her mouth and snickered, and she was a bit charming, "Can young people drink alcohol?"
Jia Ping'an swished away.
The maid approached and saw the woman's face was reddish, so she asked, "My lady, is there any apprentice?"
The woman shook her head, "But I want to be an apprentice."
She left the makeup shop and went all the way to a restaurant.
"My wife has decided on a place."
The maid went up to negotiate, and the woman wore a veil, and then went behind.
Come to the restaurant even after noon, this type of woman is either a lady or not serious.
The man is an old fritter, and after just one glance, he is sure that the woman is a noble woman.
Arriving in a room inside, the woman went in, but the maid stood outside.
Later, a man came quietly.
Jia Ping'an and Li Jingye stood on the side, their eyes widened.
Damn it!
Isn’t this Yu Kun?
He was still wearing an official uniform before, but now he is dressed as an ordinary person.
Also sneaky.
Li Jingye was extremely excited.
Jia Pingan opened his mouth and said silently, "Shut up!"
Yu Kun’s coming to Pingkangfang is not a matter, but why did he change his official uniform in a short period of time?
It was enough to change the official uniform, but he actually changed into civilian clothes.
This is not to be conspicuous.
That is to say, what he did here is shameful.
Who is that woman?
Young Master Evil also saw all this.
Yu Kun whispered a few words with the maid, and then prepared to go in.
his hand…
This guy actually screwed the maid's ass!
wipe!
What about the maid?
The maid turned sideways to Jia Pingan, her body twisted slightly.
This is acting like a baby!
Damn it!
There is adultery between these two!
Immediately after Yu Kun went in, the maid turned around.
A look of dissatisfaction with desire!
Jia Ping'an backed away.
"This is a dog man and woman!"
Jia Pingan said in a low voice: "This private meeting between a man and a woman is definitely not a serious relationship. The maid and Yu Kun also have an affair. I think... it's all about big and small."
Young Master Evil was shocked, "Uncle Wu Yang also understands this?"
It is not uncommon for later generations to have chaotic relationships. But at this moment, it is a shocking scandal.
"Brother, just rush in."
Li Jingye's face flushed, Jia Ping'an frowned, "Why are you excited?"
"How long do we have to wait?" Li Jingye was very excited at the thought of catching rape.
Jia Pingan did some calculations, "Go in...Yu Kun is very impatient when he sees it, and I'm afraid he'll get his hands on it once he goes in. After he gets started...he'll take off his clothes for a while..."
Li Jingye suddenly asked: "What if he doesn't take it off?"
yes!
This is a big problem.
Jia Ping'an couldn't help sighing: "A decent person like me can't think of this."
He said solemnly: "Wait for my signal."
He went out boldly.
The maid glanced at him.
What a handsome young man.
The young man got closer and closer.
There are some gasps in it, mixed with some other voices.
The maid was vigilant and just wanted to speak out.
Jia Pingan smiled at her, "Little lady, look at my bottom."
The maid was startled and looked down.
Jia Ping'an's hand hangs down, holding a short blade in his hand.
"Speak, die. Don't speak, live."
The maid trembled all over.
Jia Pingan listened to him, "Baiqi was ordered to take this couple, don't make trouble for yourself."
The maid trembled like she was sifting chaff, and a puppy-like whine came from her throat.
Jia Ping'an turned around and waved.
Li Jingye and Evil Shao came over.
Evil Young Master tried to push the door, shook his head, indicating that the door was locked inside, and then took out something to open.
The door bolts in such places are naturally not comparable to those at home. First, they are small, and second, there is no vertical safety pin.
Young Master Evil listened while dialing.
The voice inside is like a song and weeping.
Jia Ping'an thinks this is like the passing years.
The pair of dogs and men were fully devoted, but they didn't notice that the door bolt was slowly being pushed open.
The maid was on the side, her face turned green and red for a while, obviously she was engaged in a fierce psychological struggle.
She suddenly pulled Raja Pingan and pointed to her mouth.
Is this an active gag?
Tsk tsk!
A girl in her teens!
Good intentions.
Just as Jia Ping'an wanted to feel what was in his arms, Li Jingye began to take off his shoes.
The maid's face was ashen, and she hurriedly shook her head.
At this time, the evil young man made a sudden pounce, and the maid fell limply to the ground with a groan.
This acting is definitely the best female supporting role!
The door of the room opened.
The action of a pair of meat worms who were in full swing froze, and the woman's shirt was half undressed, as Li Jingye said, she didn't take it off.
And so is Yu Kun.
The woman was startled for a moment, but when she saw that Jia Ping's face was familiar, she was taken aback, and then exclaimed, "Get out!"
Yu Kun stumbled back, his face pale, "Uncle Wuyang!"
Jia Pingan covered his nose, "Close the door."
Young Master Evil dragged the maid in, then resigned very knowingly, and closed the door behind her.
Yu Kun wanted to pick up his obscene pants, but just as he stretched out his hand, a big foot stepped on it.
He raised his head slowly, and suddenly his knees softened, and he knelt on the ground and said, "I'm just teaching her the rhythm."
"Duo Lai Mi instigated? It's still a little bee, flying among the flowers!"
Jia Pingan walked over and sat down, "Talk about your respective identities."
Yu Kun forced a smile; "Didn't Uncle Wu Yang know?"
Jia Ping'an suddenly changed his face, "What are you, you deserve Jia to know? Say it!"
Yu Kun said: "Ministry of the Ministry of War, Fang Si Langzhong...Yu Kun."
Jia Pingan looked at the woman, and said softly, "Where is the lady? Which family is it from? The family sells green hats? Which one is this?"
As soon as the woman's long skirt was put down, it immediately covered everything, her face was pale, "It's from the Huang family."
"Who is your husband?"
The woman knelt down suddenly, "Your Majesty, please forgive me. I am willing to be an ox and a horse for you, and I will not let you be my lord from now on."
Yu Kun was the first to say: "Her husband is a businessman."
"The eldest married as a businessman's wife, a businessman..."
Jia Pingan sighed: "But businessmen are human too! Why should they be hated? Jingye went to ask for a pen and paper."
Li Jingye opened the door and went out, Yu Kun also wanted to follow.
Boom!
Li Jingye punched lightly, and Yu Kun knelt there coughing dryly as if he had been hit by a hammer.
"Why bother?"
Later, when the Four Treasures of the Study arrived, Jia Ping'an said, "Write down the story."
Yu Kun picked up the pen tremblingly, Jia Pingan said with a smile: "Don't shake, if you write in a mess, you just need to open the door, and you will be ruined."
Yu Kun raised his head, with tears in his eyes, "What does Uncle Wuyang want?"
Jia Pingan shook his head, "Write!"
After the confession was obtained later, Jia Pingan pointed at the woman, "Go home, my lady, this matter has nothing to do with you."
The woman hurried out as if she had been pardoned.
"Look, this is when disaster strikes, fly separately."
Jia Pingan felt that he had realized the true meaning of life.
Yu Kun knelt in front of him, choked up and said, "Let Uncle Wuyang order."
Stealing people, if this kind of thing breaks out, Yu Kun will be ruined.
What interests, what money, become waste products in an instant.
Jia Pingan smiled, "I want you to..."
…
Later, when Jia Pingan and Li Jingye went back, Jia Pingan confessed on the way: "Don't talk about this matter, and don't talk about it with the British government."
"knew."
Li Jingye chose to trust without hesitation.
Sure enough, they are good friends.
Li Ji is too soft.
If he told him, Jia Ping'an worried that he would choose to exchange benefits in secret instead of confronting Cui Dunli and others.
However, in Li Zhi's eyes, this kind of secret teasing was a sign of prudence and self-protection.
Don't forget, in the original history, Li Jingye rebelled, and as a result, the elder sister ordered people to dig up the grave and chop up the coffin, and Lao Li had no peace after his death.
Is this all because of Li Jingye's rebellion?
Jia Pingan thinks this has more to do with Lao Li's current prudence and self-protection.
Lao Li was honored and favored in his later years, but he is still the same.
Aunt Sister was probably holding back her anger, and she burst out with the help of Li Jingye.
So Jia Pingan wanted to take this opportunity to catch Li Ji off guard.
Old Li, accept the move!
…
When Li Jingye came home, Li Ji had already finished his dinner. When he saw him coming back, he asked, "Is there any food available?"
"used."
Li Jingye glanced at A Weng, "A Weng, you look haggard a lot."
Li Ji touched his old face and sighed, "I'm old."
Li Jingye felt uncomfortable, "Ah Weng, it's better to go outside more often."
Li Ji smiled and said: "Once the old man leads the army, he will go out for a walk, and it will take a year or so."
The next day, he went to court.
Li Zhi almost never stopped court, discussing state affairs with the prime ministers every day, and then went to understand the situation in various places. He can be called the first model of dedication in the Tang Dynasty.
Li Ji walked slowly in the palace, with Changsun Wuji and others in front of him.
Cui Dunli was among the group of people. He occasionally looked back at Li Ji and nodded slightly, looking very kind.
But Li Ji is still gentle and moist.
Gao Jifu walked beside him, staggering.
"old."
Li Ji laughed and said, "Gao Xianggong is less than sixty, why do you say he is old?"
Gao Jifu said in a low voice: "My lord, when you get old, you will miss the past, and you will recall the past. Many times...in fact, there is no need to be too cautious."
He witnessed Li Ji being besieged, but he just laughed it off, thinking that the British Duke's mansion was too deep, and he didn't have a good impression in the eyes of the king.
But Li Ji has such a temperament, he can change it at will.
Later, the monarch and his ministers will gather together.
First discuss political affairs.
Li Ji just listened most of the time.
The matter was almost discussed, Cui Dunli glanced at Li Ji, and said: "Some people say that the British government ordered the Ministry of War to conduct a hundred horses and go to various places to inquire about news. This matter is a bit inappropriate..."
He stood up and cupped his hands, "Your Majesty, although I have left the Ministry of War, I feel that it is inappropriate to hear about this matter. The map is from the prefecture, county and vassal state, and the people who execute it are the officials of the prefecture, county and Honglu Temple. The Ministry of War hastily intervened. It is ultra vires and prone to confusion."
This is not a big deal.
But Cui Dunli said it seriously, in order to suppress Li Ji's prestige.
When Liu Bu does not listen to your order, do you still have the face to continue staying in Shangshu Province?
Looking at the prime minister of the Manchu Dynasty, Gao Jifu is now determined to kill the thief, unable to recover, it looks like he won't live long.
Only Li Ji controls the important place of Shangshu Province, which makes Chu Suiliang and others quite anxious.
Zhongshu and his disciples are planning agencies and auditing agencies, and these decrees are ultimately implemented by the Ministry of Finance.
Under such a situation, if Li Ji gets stuck in Shangshu Province with a decree that is beneficial to Changsun Wuji and others, no matter how good the means are, they will come to naught.
This is the beauty of the three provinces.
Li Ji said indifferently: "A hundred cavalry is a hundred cavalry, and the Ministry of War is the Ministry of War. I read the atlas of the Ministry of War. There are many omissions. If it is used as evidence during wartime, it will mislead people and the country!"
Cui Dunli said with a smile: "If you go to Wenzhou County like this and scold Honglu Temple, why do you ask the Ministry of War to do this? This is a waste of public money."
This is a crime!
It is not a small matter to be accused of wasting public funds for one thing.
Li Ji still said in a calm manner: "In this way, the secretary of the staff can speak."
Zhanfang Division is the department in charge of the atlas.
Li Zhi nodded. Later, Yu Kun, the secretary of the staff, and Chen Fei, the official, both came.
Cui Dunli said: "The British government said that the Ministry of War should personally investigate the terrain, draw the map, and inquire about the news from all directions. What do you think?"
Ask professional people about professional matters, this is a very high profile.
Chu Suiliang glanced at Cui Dunli.
Cui Dunli nodded slightly, implying that this matter is safe, don't worry.
This is a meeting gift he gave to the small circle, and it is also the opening shot after entering the court.
This cannon must be fired loudly, and the explosion is so fierce that it is shocking.
In this way, Changsun Wuji and others will rely more and more on him, and others will be intimidated by his methods, and they have to think twice if they want to be enemies with him.
This is one of the meanings of the new official's three fires.
Yu Kun belongs to him, and there has been private communication on this matter, so nothing can go wrong.
Cui Dunli smiled at Li Ji.
British lord, I'm sorry, I'm going to use you to sacrifice the flag!
Yu Kun took a deep breath...
"Your Majesty, I think this matter is very necessary..."
(end of this chapter)