Dressed As a Farm Boy, He Cheated on His Way Out of the Desert.: Chapter 890 No bloodshed

Chapter 890: Fighting without bloodshed

The girl in the crimson cloak blinked her big eyes twice, and suddenly remembered that her companion's cousin had a cousin who was over eighteen years old and had not yet been engaged, and she opened her mouth in shock.

The girl in the lake blue cloak nodded slightly and whispered: "There are too many noble ladies in Kyoto who think like this."

 The two of them became closer than before because they shared the secret, and they leaned together to chat.

Soon, it was their turn to enter the palace with their sworn grandmother.

Jiayin sat in her seat boredly, letting others look at her, and she also looked at them.

  Unfortunately, the female relatives who entered the palace without queuing were of high status, which also meant that most of them were quite old.

I am really not interested in the good news. The same group of old and semi-old ladies stare at each other with big eyes and small eyes.

But the banquet hall was divided into two, and the male guests on the opposite side were blocked by a screen. Jiayin wanted to see his adoptive father and father, but he couldn't.

Simply, she fumbled under her cloak for a while and took out a travel journal to pass the time.

 Before going out, she packed an extra small bag to make it easier to get things from the space.

 This travelogue is about the customs and customs of the southwest desert, and Jiayin is very interested in it.

Just when she was thinking about letting Lao Hei and the others go for a walk in the future, the owner of the table under her finally came.

She glanced at them and saw that they were two little girls of the same age. They were good-looking and well-dressed. She put the book away and planned to chat for a while.

 After all, the palace banquet is so boring, and it is too difficult to be without company.

Unexpectedly, as soon as she sat upright and put on her cutest smile, the two little girls looked at her carefully, with their faces full of disgust and their eyes full of jealousy...

Jiayin was stunned for a moment, not understanding what went wrong.

 Fortunately, the two little girls were not very wealthy and took the initiative to clear up Jiayin's doubts.

The little girl in the crimson cloak whispered, "What are you pretending to be? You have to read a book when you go to the palace for a banquet. Hmm, do you want others to know that she is knowledgeable and sensible?"

The little girl in the lake blue cloak also laughed and said: "Yes, but who doesn't know that she was born with mud legs? No matter how many books she reads or how much jewelry she wears, she can't change her earthy smell."

"Oh, sister, don't say that. There must be some benefits to this, and maybe you want to charm someone. Don't ruin other people's good things!"

The little girl in the scarlet cloak probably felt that she didn't say anything because she was afraid of them, so her voice became twice as high.

Shui Ling and Shui Yun saw their master reading, so they shouldered the important task of seeing and listening in all directions.

 At first, they didn't pay attention to these two noble ladies, but later they found out that they were actually mocking their master, and they were really annoyed.

 In an instant, at least a dozen ways of death flashed through the minds of the two of them, and they wanted to choose the worst one for these two "talkative donkeys"!

But before they could speak, Jiayin pulled their sleeves, then took the initiative to get close to the two noble ladies, and asked them with a smile: "Whose family do you two belong to?"

“You are causing trouble outside, are you sure your home can support you?

"For example, if I have a serious discussion with you now, will your family take you to the Broken Gold Beach to kowtow to me?"

"If that's the case, then you will be embarrassed. Then you will regret your bad words now, and there is no way to remedy it!"

 The two noble ladies did not expect that Good News would come back in person.

After all, they have punished others in this way before, and without exception, those little girls would endure it, pretend they didn't hear it, or run away crying.

 Thinking about Jiayin's identity and the protection of the Li family and the Marquis, they were a little panicked.

But they are not willing to admit defeat like this, and their faces are even more difficult to deal with.

So, the noble lady in the scarlet cloak stiffened her neck and argued, "Princess, even if you have a high status, you can't accuse us so unfairly!

"We just chatted a few words, but we didn't mention him by name. The princess must take care of herself, and there's nothing we can do!"

“Hey, you are very sharp-tongued!” Jiayin smiled and gave a thumbs up, sincerely praising, “It seems that you are often so shady and bullying, you are already a veteran, and you are so good at evading!”

The lady in the lake blue cloak glanced around and saw many people looking over. She felt confident and said: "The princess has misunderstood. We have been taught strict rules at home since we were young, and we have never done anything rude." thing.

"What are you talking about? We don't understand, only a girl from a small family would use such unscrupulous methods!" Jiayin really laughed out loud. I didn't look at the Gregorian calendar when I went out today, but I encountered a tough guy.

With nothing to do, she became interested in teaching the "naughty child" a lesson.

 She pulled up the chair and moved closer to the two noble ladies.

　From the outside, the three little girls seem to get along quite well...

“Just now I heard you say that I was born with mud legs and have an earthy smell?”

Jiayin asked with a smile, not allowing the two ladies to argue, and then said: "Actually, you are right, I smell earthy.

“What is soil? Mother Earth, I don’t think there’s anything wrong with it!

“It’s better than the smell of brass all over your body and the filth and darkness in your heart!”

 The two noble ladies stared at each other and were about to get angry.

Jiayin pressed their hands, and her smile became even more joyful, "Actually, everything in this world has flavor, it's just that you don't know it. I'll give you some popular science today.

“For example, the green vegetables you eat on daily basis grow so green because they are made of excrement and water, sprinkled with them every day, and the smell of watering makes them grow.

“When you eat green vegetables, you are actually eating excrement!

“And the fruits you eat, you have to water them with excrement and urine, and occasionally you have to bury dead cats and dogs under the trees.

“Because the fur and internal organs of cats and dogs become nutrients after decay, which will make the fruit grow better.

“Similarly, if you eat fruit, it is equivalent to eating a dead cat or a rotten dog!

“Besides, you didn’t make your three meals a day with your own hands, right? Then who did it, the cook?

“It’s best if you haven’t offended the cook, otherwise he will spit a little while cooking, or he will not wash his hands after going to the toilet... tsk tsk tsk tsk!”

Jiayin shook his head as he spoke, and even slapped his nose in front of his nose, as if he disliked the smell of the two girls.

The two noble ladies tried to interrupt Jiayin countless times, but Jiayin had a sharp mouth, how could he give them a chance?

The two of them listened from beginning to end and endured it again and again. When they couldn't bear it any longer, they turned around and started retching.

 “Ugh…stop talking!”

 “Please stop talking! Ugh…”

By now, almost all the people who had come to the banquet had arrived.

Since it was a palace banquet, no one dared to be presumptuous and spoke in a soft voice.

 The two noble ladies suddenly retched, and were immediately shrouded in doubts from everyone.

Even though the grandmothers of the two noble ladies immediately sent their nannies over to inquire, and made excuses that the two got drunk on the road, everyone still looked strange.

 Woman, retching…

These two words together make people suspect that there is some kind of happy event.

 Fortunately, these two noble ladies are still young and others will not take them seriously, but after all, they are very embarrassed...

Jiayin had already retreated to her seat, hugging the stove and yawning quietly.

Shui Ling and Shui Yun even pinched their thighs secretly to hold back their laughter.

 Even if the battle is not bloody, my own lady is still more powerful!

Before the two noble ladies could complain to their grandmother, the entrance to the main hall suddenly became lively.

The emperor, dressed in a bright yellow dragon robe, had already walked in with the queen mother...



 (End of this chapter)