Deviant Immortal of Uncanny Dao: Chapter 89 Wu family
After thinking for a while in his heart, Li Huowang nodded. "Tell me, old man, what are the rules?"
"The first one, in our Wujia Village, you are not allowed to talk back to older people, especially me." The goatee village chief raised his index finger.
"Is this the rule?" Not only Li Huowang felt astonished, but everyone else felt extremely astonished.
They thought it would be some kind of weird rule, but it turned out to be so ordinary.
"Isn't this a family rule? Do you really want to use your own family rules to restrain outsiders?"
Li Huowang tapped the dog next to him with his hand, and said to the village chief, "Go ahead, we're listening."
"The second one is that we are next to the woods, and there are often living creatures in the woods coming out of the woods, regardless of whether they are mice or night owls, you can't hit or step on them. If you meet on the road, you must first Let it go, they have been kind to our Wu family in the past."
"The third one, you are foreign guests. Men are not allowed to talk to women in our village. This rule didn't exist in previous years, but a few years ago, a picker kidnapped two daughters-in-law from us!! , I get angry when I mention that picker..."
Under the constant chatter of the village chief, Li Huowang and others gradually understood the various rules of the Wu family village, so they could not mention such trivial matters as banning bans everywhere.
"The water is shallow, there are so many kings, there are quite a lot of bad rules in this broken stockade, otherwise we don't live here."
"Hush, listen quietly."
At this time, the rules of the village chief are also coming to an end. "As for the eleventh rule, don't turn on the lights at night, don't go out at night, and the last one, that is, don't care when, you have to wait for others to turn around before talking, and never speak with your back to others."
Hearing this, Li Huowang frowned slightly. The last two items made him feel that something was wrong.
"What if I break these rules? What happens?"
"Broken the rules?!" The village chief suddenly glared at the biggest eyes and said confidently: "Fine! If you break the rules, you will be fined one or two, and then you will be fined again! Fine until you dare not! Don't say that we bully you from other countries. people, as well as the people of my own race.”
"..." Li Huowang suddenly had an illusion, did he think wrong.
Feeling that someone was pulling his hem, Li Huowang nodded to the old goat in front of him, "Don't worry, old man, we are all sensible people."
"Well, that's fine. Otherwise, seeing that you have two children, I won't bother. When I'm old, I can't watch the baby suffer."
With that said, he turned and walked towards the courtyard. The two carriages stopped in the courtyard. Li Huowang and others carried the quilt into the musty west wing.
After cleaning and tidying up, the sun has already started to turn westward.
After everything was sorted out, the village chief walked in again and said with a smile, "Um, young son, do you want to eat dinner here? If you want, I'll ask the mother to cook more."
After Li Huowang thought about it for a while, he nodded and said, "That's going to bother my old man."
Seeing the old man leave with his hands behind his back, Li Huowang gave Xiaoman a wink, "Go to the kitchen and help the master's house."
"Well." Xiaoman nodded and walked out.
The village chief also has a large family. He has six sons, two daughters, and grandchildren. During the meal, dozens of people are very lively.
This is also the reason why he dared to take in Li Huowang and others. In the village, as long as there are many sons, no one dares to provoke them.
Don't look at the house with three entrances, but the Wu family eats double-steamed rice, which is not very hungry, and the vegetables are all vegetables grown in the fields, which seems very conspicuous.
And by the time Li Huowang came out, they had already started eating. There is no intention of the host waiting for guests at all, and some dishes have bottomed out.
"The rice is there, serve it yourself. Country people don't have so many rules for eating."
Li Huowang shook his head indifferently. "No problem, no problem."
He led someone to the steamer in the corner and walked over, and began to count in his heart.
Just when he had just counted to ten in his heart, the sound of broken bowls sounded behind him.
When he turned around, he saw dozens of people, including the village chief, all lying on the ground and fell asleep.
"Haha, the Mongolian sweat medicine sold by the salesman is really good, as expected, you get what you get for every penny."
Regardless of whether these people were controlled by the evil spirit called "Twelfth Moon Eighteenth" and planned to set him up, Li Huowang didn't plan to tell them apart at all.
As Li Huowang waved his hands one by one, the others rushed towards the east wing where the main house lived and began to rummage for clues.
"Look for the words first, and then look for other unusual things. The weirder the more, the more attention you should pay attention to, such as amulets and gods. I want to see what tricks they are doing!" Li Huowang said to the others. arrive.
After searching in the east and west, the entire courtyard with three entrances was turned upside down by Li Huowang and others, but they still found nothing. Nothing unusual.
"Why not?" Li Huowang stood in the lobby, frowning and thinking about these questions.
After a busy day, I didn't find anything except the forest outside the village chief. No, I just saw it, this village chief is surrounded by bamboo forests. If the eighteenth of the twelfth lunar month is hiding somewhere, it must be here. "
"I found the silver in their house, does it count?" At this time, the dog boy said with some broken silver in his hands.
Looking at Li Huowang's eyes, Gouwa sighed helplessly, and walked back dejectedly holding the silver.
Looking at the dim sky outside, Li Huowang said again, "Go and take out the scythe and light the fire."
"Senior Brother Li, isn't it forbidden to set the fire?" Bai Lingmiao asked suspiciously.
Hearing this, Li Huowang narrowed his eyes slightly, and touched the row of torture instruments with his right hand on his waist.
"I just want to see what happens after I order it."
If there is only one doubt in this village, it is the rules in the mouth of this goatee.
"Hu~" The candle lanterns that were found earlier were quickly lit, and the entire Wu family compound was brightly lit.
Li Huowang sat and waited quietly in the hall full of people, and the sky was getting darker and darker.
There is no moon today, and it is as dark as being covered by a large black cloth.
However, it was like this. It was getting dark, but nothing happened.
"Ha~" The dog baby hit him and started to doze off with his back against the pillar.
Others also seemed to be infected by him, and they slapped Hache one after another.
Looking at the unconscious Wu family on the ground, Li Huowang felt a little doubt in his heart. "Am I really going to the wrong place?"
Just when he thought so, a playful laughter sounded from the top of the courtyard wall. "Hehe, you broke the rules."