Deviant Immortal of Uncanny Dao: Chapter 247 Show off

Child Yang opened his eyes in his sleep. He looked at the cowhide tent above his head, and laughed out loud for no reason on his face.

A stinky foot next to him kicked over, "Are you going to die? Why don't you get up early in the morning and lie in bed laughing?"

Child Yang sat up and looked excitedly at the dog beside him who was rubbing his booger with his eyes closed.

"Senior Brother Cao Cao, we don't have to do any work now, and we still have meat to eat every day, shouldn't we be laughing?"

This is real meat. It was the first time he had eaten meat for the first time since he was so old. The emperor in other people's mouths also lived like this.

"Look at what you're doing, a few meals will make you so happy. A child is really a child."

He is different, he has higher pursuits.

The dog sat up, touched it with his hand, got up from the bed, and patted the snoring Gao Zhijian's leg with his hand.

"Fool, get up, I guess we'll be leaving in just a few days."

"Is this going to leave?" The expression on Yang Xiaoxiao's face was very reluctant.

"Senior Brother Li has been cured of hysteria, but don't leave. What's the matter, do you want to live here for the rest of your life?"

Child Yang lowered his brows and muttered softly, "It's okay to live here all your life."

"Hey! Don't you really think of it as your own home? You are a guest now, that's why others are sitting on their stools like this. If you stay longer, others will fall."

Seeing that Gao Zhijian was still awake after training Yang Xiaoxiao, he directly lifted the quilt and grabbed the bottom of his trousers, pulling him down sharply.

Seeing the sleepy-eyed Gao Zhijian grabbing his pants in a panic, the dog smirked and rushed out of the tent.

After walking out of the tent, the dog baby stepped into the river with bare feet and began to wash up carefully.

He wasn't so diligent in the past, but Xiaoman said that women like clean men, that's why they do it.

"Your face is white and yellow, and you look like a mouse. If you want to be more sloppy, you can just die." This is what Chun Xiaoman said.

The dog thought about it and thought it was the same. He began to work diligently.

Not to mention, after washing diligently, there were really some of those bandit women, and they began to be willing to talk to themselves more.

He had to be a little tighter, because those Qingqiu people in this tent camp started to hook up, which made Gouwa even more anxious.

He is not afraid of picking others and picking the rest, but he is afraid that others will pick them all, and it will be his turn to pick none of them.

After washing it inside and out, he took off his trouser belt and put a bath of urine in the river.

The dog baby took out a pinched red flower from his arms, put it in his ear, and swayed towards the tent.

As soon as he entered the tent camp, Gouwa saw Li Huowang's back. He grinned and was about to walk over to say hello, when he saw the other party playing with those torture instruments scattered in pieces.

"Hey~ Senior Brother Li, what are you planning to go for?"

The dog baby was too lazy to touch the mold, so he tiptoed to the side.

He didn't go directly to those women's tents, but first came to the entrance of Lu Jiaban's tent, stood outside and whispered, "Xucai! Xiucai!"

"Hey! Come, come!"

After a while, Lu Xiucai, who had a milk beard on his mouth, rushed out. "Come on. I'm done."

The two walked towards the woman's tent together, and the two walked side by side.

"How is it? Are my flowers good?"

"What kind of flowers do men bring, only women bring flowers."

"Why can't men bring flowers? In our place, only the men who bring flowers are liked by the big girl."

When they got outside the women's tents, they didn't go in directly, waiting quietly for something.

Their feet rested, but their mouths were not idle. The two of them squatted there, and among the women who were arrogantly talking about which one had a better appearance, which one had a big butt, and which one had a big ass.

Although their relationship may not be very good, they have a lot in common on this kind of thing.

Just as the sun gradually rose in the sky, the women finally came out from inside, each took their own clothes, and went to the river to wash together.

"Hey, come out, come out! Keep up!"

The dog pooh pooh twice, spit two mouthfuls into the palm of his hand, and touched the temples on both sides. He raised his feet and followed with a smile.

Seeing the two of them shaking their heads, the women were not afraid, and they all gathered together to discuss something, and they laughed lightly from time to time.

"That~~! Willow Shaotou on the moon, someone invites that... afternoon!"

Lu Xiucai's voice made Gouwa startle, and it also attracted the group of women to look over.

"Xiusai, what did you say?"

"I don't know. I know this sentence. My father said that women like to be polite nowadays."

The dog baby looked at him with contempt, wiped the flowers on his ears with his hands, and leaned over there with a smile.

Soon the river will come, don't say, Gouwa really chatted with them.

After all, it has been so many days. Of course, they also know what kind of person Gouwa is, and they only dare to talk about it.

At first, Gouwa thought it was the words in her ears that worked, but after a long time, she realized that they were asking about Gao Zhijian from herself.

At this moment, a group of shirtless men from Qingqiu roared past on horseback, causing the women to exclaim.

After going around twice, one of the men from Qingqiu suddenly came over with a horse on the water. He looked at a woman with a big mouth with a smile and stretched out his hand towards her.

"Come on, this guy is good! Look at his shoulders!"

"That's right, Laner, didn't you say that you also liked her at night?"

"We can't pick any more, Laner."

When they saw the woman named Laner being led on the horse's back, there were coaxing voices from both men and women.

"What's this, what's this!" Gouwa's face was very disdainful.

"That~~! Willow Shaotou on the moon, someone invites that... afternoon!"

"Okay, Xiucai, stop howling! You've been howling for an hour. Has anyone looked at you once?"

Gouwa looked at the young man beside him with disgust, he shouldn't be with him today, UU reading www.uukanshu.com is useless at all.

"I still don't believe it, I can be robbed of the limelight by this dark dwarf!"

Gouwa thought for a while, took out a small wooden pipe from his waist, then took out a needle wrapped with white silk, and stuffed it from the tail.

"Cough cough! Ladies, take good care of you, this is the supernatural power I learned from a real person! This is nothing else, this is supernatural power~"

Seeing that everyone's eyes were looking over, Gouwa's face became more and more smug, and he started to hold the tube and start to whimper.

"Hehe~ What's the point of being able to ride a horse, can you compare to me?"

"Look at it, don't blink, this is not something ordinary people can see!"

Gouwa said that he had led a sheep, put the wooden pipe to his mouth, and inhaled sharply at the sheep's head.

The next moment, his face suddenly turned red, and he covered his neck with his hands in panic.

"Crack~ka~"