Crazy Psychologist: Chapter 122 This doctor is not serious

The two couldn't stop arguing, and a middle-aged man covered his mouth and cursed vaguely, "Have you guys settled the fight yet? Where is the first book?"

"left."

"right."

The young woman and the old lady spoke in unison.

"Isn't this Doctor Mu?"

The old lady suddenly called out to Mu Chun, and Mu Chun turned around to see that it was Wu Fangmei and Granny Wu.

"Grandma, good morning, come to see your teeth."

"Doctor Mu, you came just in time. Tell this little girl, the medical records are counted from the first one."

"Ah? I know this so well."

Mu Chun really didn't know that no patient in the Department of Psychology and Psychology had ever quarreled in order to see a doctor first.

I'm really envious, there are already so many people queuing up before the ENT department starts seeing a doctor.

"It's all about teeth, so why bother?"

Later patients complained.

"Oh, you don't know, there are quarrels every day in this place, the teeth look the slowest, and people with toothaches can't wait."

"That's right, I heard that Dr. Huang has a lot of patients, and the two treatment rooms are used by her to see the doctor. When she is busy, she runs from the left to the right, and waits for the anesthetic to take effect, and then goes to the other side to extract teeth. , one person can see two patients at the same time.”

"It can't be helped. Sometimes, I'm worried that she can't figure it out. Once I saw her pull out a patient's tooth, but the patient couldn't tell which one to pull out. She knocked one by one, and finally knocked there. When a tooth is broken, the patient pees in the pain."

"Ah, I really peed my pants."

"It's true. You don't know. Dentists are really scary. When you enter the dentistry, it's like a zoo. It's a tiger pulling out a lion's tooth."

The patients were noisy and complained to the doctor, while looking forward to it, waiting for the doctor to change into a white coat, wear a mask and come out to call the number.

"Doctor Mu, let me tell you, this woman is out of her mind. She also came here last week, and she wanted to be the first one. I had a quarrel with her last week."

"Ah, I can't control this matter. I'm not a patient in my department. Ask the nurse."

After dismissing Wu Fangmei, Mu Chun quickened his pace and walked to the fifth floor.

Chu Sisi unexpectedly arrived earlier than Mu Chun, who was never late, lying on the table and writing something.

"I saw a YouTube feed this morning and guess what I saw?"

"what?"

"Someone even made a video of his obsessive-compulsive symptoms and posted it on the Internet. Some people commented that Mr. Linan can have a look at this disease. It seems that the matter of Li Nan has flown overseas."

"Very good, it seems that there are many such patients abroad."

Just as Mu Chun wanted to pour himself a cup of coffee, a woman raised her head and knocked on the door hesitantly.

The door is obviously open, but there are patients who are very polite and always knock on the door.

Wouldn't it be nice to come in early to see a doctor and pay?

This is Mu Chun's heartfelt voice.

"I heard that the doctors here are good."

"Ah, the hospital is full of good doctors, they are dedicated to their duties."

"No, I don't think so."

Mu Chun looked at the patient, and then at the outpatient system of Huayuanqiao Hospital.

"You are Mei Xiaonuan?"

"it's me."

"Ah, you look bad."

"yes?"

Mu Chun recognized it. Isn't this Mei Xiaonuan the young woman who quarreled with Wu Fangmei in the dentistry?

"Well, a little bit, her face is a little yellow, and she is very thin, do you have 80 catties?"

"I'm 90 pounds, doctor, please, see clearly before you speak."

"Ah, sorry, sorry, but you are 165 cm tall."

"168 centimeters."

"Oh, I made a mistake again."

Mu Chun scratched his head, "This is the height of a girl I like on a dating website, 165cm, I'm so sorry."

Mei Xiaonuan propped one hand on the table, looked around the Department of Psychology and Psychology with both eyes, and then said slowly, "I want to have a full-body examination."

"Okay, a full body checkup is necessary, and I always recommend it to my patients."

Hearing what Mu Chun said, Mei Xiaonuan smiled with satisfaction.

With a smile still on her face, Mei Xiaonuan took the medical records back from Mu Chun.

"Eh? The medical records are for the doctor to see. How can I see you when you hold them?"

"I mean......"

Mei Xiaonuan glanced at Chu Sisi, and Chu Sisi immediately said, "Director Mu, I'll go to the internal medicine department to get an examination report, and the patient will need it later."

"Okay, Dr. Chu, by the way, you can go to Dr. Shen in the surgery department to pick up the patients who are coming back at nine o'clock. I'm afraid that my side is not over yet and the patients are waiting anxiously. It's nine o'clock in a while." Half of the patients are coming for a full-body examination."

Chu Sisi just said one thing, but Mu Chun brazenly made up such a big pile of lies, how can there be patients, how can there be patients.

"It seems that the business on the fifth floor is also very good. I still want to find a less..."

"Ah, is this your first visit to our hospital?"

Mu Chun asked knowingly.

"Ah, it's just about the whole body examination. It doesn't matter if you don't need a medical record. Isn't it just to order some blood tests or something like that?"

"There are hundreds of blood test items, and the whole body examination should also have a focus. For example, a general whole body examination is similar to a physical examination. Then the blood test list includes blood routine~www.mtlnovel.com~liver function and two The most common tumor markers, that's all."

"The most common tumor marker? What is it?"

"CEA, carcinoembryonic antigen, AFP, alpha-fetoprotein."

Mei Xiaonuan's face darkened, what was it for checking?

Mu Chun scratched his head, "Ah, CEA is so commonly used, lung cancer, breast cancer, various intestinal tumors, medullary thyroid cancer... almost every cancer patient, if they want to test tumor markers, the doctor will prescribe CEA .

About 70% of rectal cancer, 55% of pancreatic cancer, 50% of gastric cancer, 45% of lung cancer, 40% of breast cancer, 40% of urinary tract cancer, 25% of ovarian cancer, and cholangiocarcinoma/thyroid cancer patients, Elevated CEA can occur.

For general physical examination, CEA is now a standard inspection item. "

While talking, Mu Chun rummaged through the drawers.

"My paper and pen are gone."

Mu Chun opened the drawer for a while, got under the table for a while, and scratched his head for a while.

Mei Xiaonuan looked uncomfortable all over. After running to so many doctors, why does this doctor look so unlike a doctor?

It's a new little doctor. Although he is called a director, his name is also very vulgar. Mu Chun Mu Chun doesn't sound like a serious person's name.

Mei Xiaonuan gently tidied her hair, and finally touched her earrings, the limited edition planet earrings she bought after she got her salary last month.

Hey, forget it, how could this kind of man know how to appreciate such tasteful things.

This physical and mental department is also very strange. It is completely different from other outpatient clinics. It even has treadmills. I don't know if it is for patients or for the doctors to keep fit.